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---Your locker rooms are starting to look like a Turkish bath. I realize people need to change and shower and this requires nudity, however, just laying around the locker room nude and blow-drying your pubic nest with the HAND dryers is totally beyond the point of the locker room. Somewhere, the concept of the locker room got lost in translation.
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This one is classic. I moved a while back and I go to check out a gym a couple of people told me about. So the gym itself is pretty cool. They actually have a lot of kids at this gym so they have two locker rooms for guys and two for girls. One is an all ages locker room and one is adults only. The adults only one has a TV room with some chairs and couches and a big screen TV. There is a hot tub and a steam room and a sauna. They tell me, as we are walking through, that they are trying to make it like a country club in here. So we walk by the hot tub and I see three dudes sitting naked in it. Then we pass the TV room and there are about 8 guys sitting around nude watching CNN. WTF? I want to join a gym not a sausage bar. I actually started laughing. Needless to say I didn't join.