50 pices of ADVICE PLEASE!
I came in her face after she asked me not to. ADVICE PLEASE!
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Originally posted by gh0st50 Unlawfully Jizzed Females
Edit: fuck you fl_prn_star
ohhhhh Frisky now aren?t we??and a big fat
too!!!
love ya man.......whatever they say, dont change for no one......
later....ghost.Comment
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for the people that came straight to the second page of this thread...Originally posted by PornHerolol, I wrote that story myself and it is TRUE... I didnt tell you guys about how I tossed her salad earlier that evening... here's the story in a nutshell
SHE WATCHED A MOVIE WHILE I TOSSED HER SALAD:
I wasn't insulted one bit. Saving Private Ryan is a damn good movie. But at the time I was more interested in SAVOURING her privates, if you know what I mean. I wanted to eat that little ass and eat it good...
We were on my couch and she was stretched out while I sat beside her. She had taken a redeye flight back from Vegas the night before and was complaining of a sore back. It was a small, cramped seat she had on the plane.
I started off by massaging her back while she watched the movie. She had never seen it before and it captivated her like it does everyone that sees it for the first time. I've seen it many times and was more interested in working my way to her asshole. I dont know why but I was craving anus that night. I got her jeans unbuttoned and pulled them down. Her little white gstring underwear had cartoon characters on them, and her firm ass and milkysmooth skin where now exposed for my enjoyment... I was like a kid in a candy store now.
Some people tell me "eeeww you lick a girls asshole, that's gross", My answer to them is no man, you dont get it, I just dont lick that clean little asshole, I EAT it. and I eat it GOOD. I get all up in there and swirl my tongue all over her goodies -- I spread her asscheeks... wide... and go to town sucking , licking and tongue-fucking her asshole. Make no mistake about it. I make sure to work over the whole area - her asscheeks, the anus, the stretch of skin between her pussy and anus -- and of course i finger and rub down her pussy the whole time to keep her juices flowin'. I know I am on the right track when she starts moaning, grinding her hips against my face and I start hearing whimpers of pleasure escaping her lips...
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You should write sex storiesOriginally posted by rayadp05I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?Comment
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but I thought those ARE sex stories?Originally posted by Doctor DreYou should write sex stories
lol, thanks man
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Originally posted by PornHerolol, I wrote that story myself and it is TRUE... I didnt tell you guys about how I tossed her salad earlier that evening... here's the story in a nutshell
SHE WATCHED A MOVIE WHILE I TOSSED HER SALAD:
I wasn't insulted one bit. Saving Private Ryan is a damn good movie. But at the time I was more interested in SAVOURING her privates, if you know what I mean. I wanted to eat that little ass and eat it good...
We were on my couch and she was stretched out while I sat beside her. She had taken a redeye flight back from Vegas the night before and was complaining of a sore back. It was a small, cramped seat she had on the plane.
I started off by massaging her back while she watched the movie. She had never seen it before and it captivated her like it does everyone that sees it for the first time. I've seen it many times and was more interested in working my way to her asshole. I dont know why but I was craving anus that night. I got her jeans unbuttoned and pulled them down. Her little white gstring underwear had cartoon characters on them, and her firm ass and milkysmooth skin where now exposed for my enjoyment... I was like a kid in a candy store now.
Some people tell me "eeeww you lick a girls asshole, that's gross", My answer to them is no man, you dont get it, I just dont lick that clean little asshole, I EAT it. and I eat it GOOD. I get all up in there and swirl my tongue all over her goodies -- I spread her asscheeks... wide... and go to town sucking , licking and tongue-fucking her asshole. Make no mistake about it. I make sure to work over the whole area - her asscheeks, the anus, the stretch of skin between her pussy and anus -- and of course i finger and rub down her pussy the whole time to keep her juices flowin'. I know I am on the right track when she starts moaning, grinding her hips against my face and I start hearing whimpers of pleasure escaping her lips...
WELL...........................
If you ever get sick or end up in the hospital we'll know why!!!
Eating feces, licking feces, inserting your tongue into a space where feces comes out of in NOT healthy. Even if she were to wipe her ass clean after taking a shit and she were to shower really well, if you are sticking your tongue UP her ass, where she does NOT stick the toilet paper, you are bound to be swallowing some residual feces. Are you not aware how sick you can get?!?! Why do you think you are supposed to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom... not for the fun of it!!! You want to take a shit and then handle your food and end up getting feces on your food.. people have been hospitalised from this you know... wake up man!!Comment
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Originally posted by GFYeveryone
WELL...........................
If you ever get sick or end up in the hospital we'll know why!!!
Eating feces, licking feces, inserting your tongue into a space where feces comes out of in NOT healthy. Even if she were to wipe her ass clean after taking a shit and she were to shower really well, if you are sticking your tongue UP her ass, where she does NOT stick the toilet paper, you are bound to be swallowing some residual feces. Are you not aware how sick you can get?!?! Why do you think you are supposed to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom... not for the fun of it!!! You want to take a shit and then handle your food and end up getting feces on your food.. people have been hospitalised from this you know... wake up man!!
well my mom used to catch me eating my shit when I was an infant and I survived
... honestly I have been eating ass for years and I have never gotten anything more than a headcold as far as illness. Maybe I have built up an immunity? I dunno... are there any doctors on this board? please feel free to jump in...
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post pics of her so we can judge
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Hepatitis A. A liver infection caused by a virus that is transmitted in human feces.
"E. coli," properly termed Escherichia coli is a type of bacteria commonly found in the human intestinal tract and in human feces. It has there been used as a marker to indicate the contamination of water of food with human feces, and hence the potential dangers that might accompany the presence of human feces in our food and water supply. As well as a bacteria called cryptosporidium which is also found in human feces, causes gastrointestinal illness such as diarrhea, vomiting and cramps.
Look it up anywhere man, you dont need a doctor to tell you that you shouldnt be swallowing/eating shit or assholes..Comment
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Originally posted by GFYeveryoneHepatitis A. A liver infection caused by a virus that is transmitted in human feces.
"E. coli," properly termed Escherichia coli is a type of bacteria commonly found in the human intestinal tract and in human feces. It has there been used as a marker to indicate the contamination of water of food with human feces, and hence the potential dangers that might accompany the presence of human feces in our food and water supply. As well as a bacteria called cryptosporidium which is also found in human feces, causes gastrointestinal illness such as diarrhea, vomiting and cramps.
Look it up anywhere man, you dont need a doctor to tell you that you shouldnt be swallowing/eating shit or assholes..
Are you a surfer or a adultwebmaster? This board is for adultwebmasters, if you are not please leave now
lol, just kidding man, thanks for the advice, I'll consider it the next time I have her ass in my face (E. coli), right after I crush out my cigarette (lung cancer) and take my last swig of rye & coke (liver disease)
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Fuckin ripoff faggot pirateOriginally posted by Captain CockARGGGHH! Let the lass take a bite out of yer cock! then swab the decks with her booty! ARRGGGH!
Great story by the way, I almost got woodComment
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Hey gangbangjoe, I meant to reply to your post yesterday but got distracted. sorryOriginally posted by gangbangjoepost pics of her so we can judge
Ok upon request...
Here is a pic of the bowl in which I tossed the salad.
To find out why I feel guilty and if you want to learn how to toss the proper salad please read my posts on the first page of this thread.
Man, if i ever marry this chick I hope she never sees this thread!
If you haven't already, I encourage you to find out how much I made in Jan 2005:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439412Comment
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Originally posted by PornHeroThat's the issue here.. she likes me alot and I like her too so should I talk her into doing something she was uncomfortable doing in the first place?
Yeah i think you should talk to her an tell her that is something you like!!Comment
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I think she's already figured out I like it!Originally posted by NastyTaylorYeah i think you should talk to her an tell her that is something you like!!
If not, she's going to get more evidence tomorrow night
when she takes part in my homemovie that I am ejaculating, ugh, I mean releasing... its called:
The Passion Of The Facial
welcome to gfy,thanks for posting, now go fuckyourself
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Yo Pornhero,
Your posts are great, keep it up, as you've added some life and interest in a board that can sometimes be
Edit: I like the ass sandwich too, dont let the clean freek put you off, as long as your woman is clean etc. I'm sure its ok lolLast edited by imafuckingaussie; 03-04-2005, 06:59 PM.
You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.
For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.Comment
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warm water, a washcloth, and pray she doesn't decide to use her teeth next time!Comment
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What is this, the opening act of your next fucking film?Originally posted by PornHeroI feel so guilty but her face was so sweet. I would be the first guy to come in her face.
The way she was looking up at me with those innocent, trusting eyes. I could tell she was only going this far because she really liked me.
But I was on a mission, it had been almost a week since I last stroked my cock and I could feel this would be a good one. I positioned her on the bed so I was above her and she was on her back. This was when she said "Not in my face, ok?" - it was almost like she was begging but still with an ounce of pride.
I heard what she said... and I mumbled some sort of agreement in return - but I want you to know, I swear to God, I didnt intend to do something she specifically asked me not to do.
The moment was drawing near, you know the moment I'm talking about... the point of no return. It was at that point I decided to be selfish. As I pumped my cock the last few times before I fired off a clip I think she knew I had no intention of aiming for her 23 year old breasts like she wanted me to. But she couldn't move. The wieght of my body had her pinned in a completely submissive position.
I had always dreamt of blowing a load in her pretty face, since the first time we had sex, and now my dream was about to come true.
I unloaded the first stream straight up into the air and it headed for the bridge of her nose. Her auto-reflex kicked in and she turned her head to the side just in time for the shot to stretch across the side of her face from her temple right beside her eye down past her ear to curl down the back of her jaw... I missed her eye by millimetres... she squinted and wrinkled her nose as the second cum-missile headed for her face - this time there was nothing her reflexes could do - I guess she figured it was better to keep still and allow the sperm on only one side of her face rather than both. For what seemed like a few seconds to me and an eternity to her she was by cumbasket.
I owned her.
As I descended from the state of euphoria I was in I realized what I had done. I looked at the result of my selfishness and felt a tinge of guilt.
She quickly cleaned up my mess off her face. She didnt mentioned the fact that I had cum in her face after she specifically requested that I didn't. The rest of the evening went fine and we have been talking since that night and we are going out again next weekend. Nothing has been spoken of what happened.
Now my question to you is -- should I feel guilty? Or is it all good since she doesnt hate me, has continued talking to me and hasnt mentioned it? I would love to be able to cum in her face on a regular basis, what should I say to her so she agrees?
Advice please.Comment
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lol that is sick! but funny as hellOriginally posted by CE_BigBI bet next time you toss her salad...
she will give ya some special dressing!!
you're done for!!

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Sorry, I dont have any pics of this
My cock was hard. I mean real hard. And she was looking so good. Just like those sweet young women I watch in porn movies all day.
I always envied the guy that got to fuck the hot chick in those videos. One of the little pleasures I get from being an adultwebmaster is watching those hot fuck movies all day then playing the leading role in my own sex episode at night. Ok may be its a BIG pleasure.
But it was my turn now. My time had come. Lights. Camera. Action baby.
She was only 20 and claimed to be a virgin. Who knows. It was probably bullshit. Either way her hot little body was getting manhandled tonight.
She made me rub her through her jeans first. I guess she liked the foreplay. I liked the anticipation. It was Friday night and I was feelin' alright.
Ever notice how a woman needs to be worked up into a lather? Well I had her on the wash cycle now and it was time for the rinse. I slowly worked her clothes off and rolled her pants down... her smooth virginal legs escaped her jeans and were mine for the taking. She had nice thick pussy lips: plump, warm and wet. I tried sliding my finger in and she squirmed, as if in pain. Wow, maybe she IS a virgin.
Time for a strategy change.
I stood up and undid my pants. My raging member jumped out my jeans and pointed straight at its target. She took hold with her firm hands. Oh were they ever nice hands. Long fingers that wrapped entirely around my cock. And she knew how to stroke it too. Now she was seated, her long black hair flowing down her back. I bent over her and followed her hair down to where it met her white cotton panties. Fucking beautiful. I rubbed and squeezed the skin on the small of her back as she put me in her mouth. Her forehead was hitting my belly button.
Heaven.
I didnt want this to end but it was almost time for the climax of my movie. I stood straight up and prepared for the explosion that was about to take place. She prepared too. She could read the signs. Her momma didn't raise no fool. She flipped long strands of hair back behind her shoulders and pulled down her bra. The supple skin on her breasts was so soft. I wanted to feel the contrast of my hardness against her softness. I did.
I put my hand on top of her head as I came. She cocked her head to the side and I popped all over her shoulder. My hot seed ran down the front and back of her sexy body. She continued to stroke me til every ounce of my cum had been released.
Damn. Welcome to the bigtime baby. With your looks and my cock, we'll go far.
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Damn, I meant to start a new thread!
Post your replies to the above story in this thread:
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