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  • Fake Nick
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2004
    • 7708

    #51
    you're fired! !!




    Last edited by Fake Nick; 02-26-2005, 06:49 AM.

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    • TurboAngel
      H.B.I.C.
      • Jun 2003
      • 30122

      #52
      LMFAO!

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #53
        Originally posted by WWC-DonMike
        C'mon Steve,

        Nothing is unfixable. Take yourself out to dinner, promise to be a better worker for yoursef, then yourself should give you a raise for being so dedicated as to better you, then tell yourself that you have feelings for yourself and that it will make it difficult to be around you without expressing your true love, then have mad, passionate love with yourself but then feel dirty about it in the morning, then threaten to tell everyone about you and yourself so that yourself will have to give you a few extra weeks off and maybe a new car to keep you quiet.

        I really need to get out more.
        He's not talking about himself ... he's talking about tawnee .
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • Sexy-Girl
          Registered User
          • Feb 2005
          • 78

          #54
          Take a trip to the Bahamas!


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          • Drake
            Hello world!
            • Mar 2003
            • 12508

            #55
            Well I didn't want to break the bad news to you. I'm glad that you were able to tell it to yourself. You know, it didn't have to be this way.

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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #56
              You need to resign.

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              • Icon
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 1757

                #57
                Originally posted by Lightspeed
                I've really had it with me! I'm not a great worker, I come in late and I leave early. I party on weeknights, and show up to work hung over. Every time I call in sick, I know I'm lying. I set my own hours and take a lot of time off. I don't feel like I have to answer to me.

                Lately, the demands I've been making of myself seem excessive, and I've developed a shitty attitude. I act like a primadonna.

                I'm not going to put up with me anymore.

                To put it bluntly, I'm fired.

                Steve Lightspeed
                Tanker told me you were one of the most straight up honest guys in the biz, but I had no idea.

                nice!

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                • Lev
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 3545

                  #58
                  I wanted to fire myself a long time ago

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                  • OG LennyT
                    Wall Street Pimp
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 14345

                    #59
                    I hope you used up that vacation and sick pay you've been accumulating
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                    • Sparks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2466

                      #60
                      Lol, one of the best perks about being your own boss

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                      • MikeB
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 2012

                        #61
                        Steve,

                        While you are looking for work, you should post some resumes here:

                        http://jobs4adult.com

                        Perhaps you can get a nice DJ or Bartending job

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                        • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 4463

                          #62
                          Yeah, you made a good choice. I hear he's a total jackass in person.
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                          • FrankWhite
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 3540

                            #63
                            fake drama alert.

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                            • wtfent
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 3790

                              #64
                              Can I be Steve for a day?
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                              • wtfent
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 3790

                                #65
                                And that better be a good day. Like the day of a photo shoot or something, not tax day.
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                                • fl_prn_str
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 5736

                                  #66
                                  the "donald" does it way better...............

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                                  • tranza
                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #67
                                    Can I have your job???










































                                    Please?
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • V_RocKs
                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 32451

                                      #68
                                      Maybe you should take yourself to dinner and then swing by the video store and get one of those XXX titles... Lay out some flower petals and light some candles... Warm a towel and get some lotion... Pay some extra attention to your wiggly parts... You know... Pamper yourself...

                                      Just watch out though.. No need to have a sexual harrasment lawsuit.

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                                      • willysbirthday
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 436

                                        #69
                                        Steve is a lucky man to have so many people kissing his ass for seemingly no reason.

                                        Tawney Stone is hot... I'd kiss her ass
                                        oOooooooOOo

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                                        • MrFierce
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 134

                                          #70
                                          steve, we all recognize the strain you have been under, shooting the youngest sexiest chicks on earth, travelling to exotic destinations to support the roadshow, drinking and carousing night after night with nubile sweet tender young things. Dammit Man quit being such a damn crybaby! Be a man and face up to your responsibilities. We know its a hard job but some one HAS to do this for humanity. Just think about all those poor fat slobs who will never get any closer to Tawny, Tori and all the other girls than their patheticly small screens. Think about all the girls that would suddenly have to work to support their college tuitions and hello Kitty collections, you dont really want those girls to be stuck working in McDonalds do you ? Dammit Man there comes a time where you have to be the man and face the difficult challenges. You're the man you can do it !!

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                                          • SteveLightspeed
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7940

                                            #71
                                            bump for no reason
                                            Abra-cadabra!

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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #72
                                              Looks like your sick and tired of fucking all of your LS models steve. j/k

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                                              • reed_4
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 9640

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                bump for no reason
                                                I second that for no reason at all too.

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                                                • Marshal
                                                  Biz Dev and SEO
                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 15226

                                                  #74
                                                  is there place for me? :D
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                                                  • LadyMischief
                                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 18135

                                                    #75
                                                    Hire me instead :P

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