I hate that fucking white satan shit. It's not even really snowing in Toronto, it's a cross between snow and rain, like some sort of unholy winter MUNG that is fucking up power lines, driving conditions and peoples attitudes. It is shit! I swear Hell is not fire and brimstone, it's this fucking 'sleet' shit and asian drivers. that is truly hell.
N.B. (Asian people - please replace 'asian drivers' with WOMEN DRIVERS)
i like to visit the snow for a few hours and then go back home to my warm house. this is a big reason i've been largely single in the winter months, men don't dig chicks who don't go on snowboarding trips.
i did get drunk as fuck with my roommates last night and play in snow though... we were having snow fights.. i climbed up onto the portch and backflipped off into a huge pile of snow.. i didn't have socks on under my sneakers either.... jesus christ i'm an idiot when i drink
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