Matt "chipmunk" from SexMoney is now known as "Ass Kicker and Name Taker"

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  • jonesy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 6688

    #1

    Matt "chipmunk" from SexMoney is now known as "Ass Kicker and Name Taker"

    Matt ?chipmunk? Sclier - don?t let the name chipmunk fool ya.

    Matt?s new name is ass kicker and name taker.

    The asskicker story first ? Name taker later.

    Our crew is walking around the hard rock here in s florida to find the other crew who left dave and busters gathering earlier in the evening.

    Were standing around outside of a club waiting for fatal attraction, who?s inside trying to find them.

    Theres a TON of people, lots of early twenties guys which means TESTOTSTERONE.

    Major Metro sexuals ? s florida is the capital of metrosexuals.

    LOTS of hot pussy too. TONS of it. It was crazy the concentration of hot chicks.

    Did I mention how hot the pussy is?

    I call it a Content Market.

    Anyway, a guy bumps into or steps on Matt?s foot. Like the 20th guy.

    Matt?s had enough of these punks and decides to give the guy a hard look and tells him what he thinks. The guy walks away. But is within earshot as matt is still punking him.

    Now this guy had a crew and matt knew it and still called the bitch out. I was surprised and at the same time had respect for Matt and thought I have this crazy bastards back.

    Fatal comes out of the club ? it?s a big place so shes gonna hang and try and find them, shell call crokett to let us know ? we decide to go to a quieter area and chill.

    Were commenting on the scenery ? did I mention all the hot chicks?

    As were walking back Matt thinks some of the crew were looking for may be in this cantina style club restaurant. I follow Matt as he walks toward the front door. The door man, whos a young guy no more than 22 and pretty big (im 6 ft 250 and have been in fights and can handle myself and was like ok this kid would be a bit of a challenge ) .

    The door boy along with another door dick says to Matt in a really condescending and asshole attitude ? were closed, cant you see were closing, cant you see the fucking people walking out.??

    The other clubs were still open and to me it looked open also.

    Matt said a few choice things to him basically calling them out ? I thought, ?fucking matt is calling out not 1 guy twice his size but 2 guys, what fuckin balls? and for some crazy reason I chime in with matt.

    Nothing happened.

    Both matt and I were like what the fuck is going on here? This place is crazy.

    Did I mention all the hot pussy?

    So we left and eventually decide to eat in the hardrock and that?s where the Name Taker Matt goes into effect.

    More on that later
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  • 530riders
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 184

    #2
    huh? this is fuckin confusing

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    • MaDalton
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      • Feb 2004
      • 39861

      #3
      i worked as a security - short guys are always a problem.
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      • Dagwolf
        President of Canada
        • Sep 2003
        • 23141

        #4
        Don't forget "Ring Bearer".

        Hey, thanks for the games, Matt. SexMoney's cool.
        Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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        • jonesy
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 6688

          #5
          Originally posted by MaDalton
          i worked as a security - short guys are always a problem.
          so have i

          these 2 door-monkeys were assholes

          matt's always a cool and level headed guy. he was provoked.

          not a big deal but funny as hell.
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          • MrJackMeHoff
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 4569

            #6
            [sarcasm]wow thats a great story[/sarcasm]

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            • tungsten
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              • Mar 2004
              • 10579

              #7
              the ending was disappointing, i thought someone was gonna get fucked up
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              • jonesy
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 6688

                #8
                Originally posted by tungsten
                i thought someone was gonna get fucked up

                i thought so too - kinda weird.

                actually in part 2 " Matt the Name Taker " someone was fucked up at the blue plate special, one of the restaurants inside the casino we ate at.

                dude was laying in a puddle of his own puke, too much of something and the paramedics had to be called in.
                Last edited by jonesy; 02-28-2005, 05:21 PM.
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                • Rochard
                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 75762

                  #9
                  Chipmunk rocks. In Santa Monica in a bar full of people he manged to get the hostess's (pictured below!) cell phone. I saw her the next morning naked in his bed. No kidding.



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                  • jonesy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 6688

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RocHard
                    Chipmunk rocks. In Santa Monica in a bar full of people he manged to get the hostess's (pictured below!) cell phone. I saw her the next morning naked in his bed. No kidding.
                    i beleive it.

                    A similar thing happend in part 2 of "Matt the Name Taker" which ill post tuesday
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                    • crockett
                      in a van by the river
                      • May 2003
                      • 76818

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jonesy
                      so have i

                      these 2 door-monkeys were assholes

                      matt's always a cool and level headed guy. he was provoked.

                      not a big deal but funny as hell.
                      Man we so need to go back to that place and stay at that hotel.. holy crap if you can't get laid there something is wrong for sure.
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                      • jonesy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 6688

                        #12
                        Originally posted by crockett
                        Man we so need to go back to that place and stay at that hotel.. holy crap if you can't get laid there something is wrong for sure.
                        you aint kiddin bro - it was insane how much pussy was there.
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                        • Rich
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 11486

                          #13
                          That's the longest story I've ever read where absolutely nothing happens. Where was the ass kicking or name taking?

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                          • MattO
                            The O is for Oohhh
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 10861

                            #14
                            Haw










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                            • Peaches
                              Old broad
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 13933

                              #15
                              I'm confused by the text of events, but Matthew's a big sweetheart and always ready to let you steal $1 from him

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                              • jonesy
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                                • Jan 2003
                                • 6688

                                #16
                                ah matt-o pics cool
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                                • chipmunk
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 1039

                                  #17
                                  WOW where do I begin...
                                  Jonesy that was defiantly a strange night...Thanx for having my back.

                                  To clarify the Name Taker bit.. Since Jonesy has now confused most of GFY..lol
                                  We all were in the restaurant at the casino.. Anyway this cute chick is walking around in a Hustler T, pink cowboy hat and handcuffs strapped to her side. So not wanting to be the slacker... I approached her and found out she does content? Exchanged #'s. During all of this.. Her boyfriend is puking and passing out at the table. Got to love devotion...lol

                                  The place is a meat market... Content heaven!

                                  I will get back to the ass kicking part later once I?m warmed up?lol

                                  Roc Hard Dude.. you Frikin RoX. Im sad that I will not be in AZ... But we will have to continue the "quest" at another time We really do need a puppy!

                                  Matt o - Bro your pics are great man! I think that new game was "Fuck Fuck Goose"

                                  Peaches? Next time Ill just give you the CC ..lol

                                  More to come later... Need my caffeine

                                  -=Chipmunk=--
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                                  • Phoenix
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                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 35475

                                    #18
                                    haha..man i miss all the fun
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                                    • MickeyG
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                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4134

                                      #19
                                      me too, sorry I went home early seems I missed all the good stuff

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                                      • Odie
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                                        • Apr 2003
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                                        #20
                                        mmm okay...sounds like fun...we got a foot of snow last night...lol:P I'm jealous that you're in Florida!!
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                                        • Anthony
                                          Keyboard Warrior
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 9653

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MattO
                                          Haw










                                          Matt,

                                          Good meeting you.

                                          Lmk if my guy hit you up, and if not, I'll beat him to death.

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                                          • chipmunk
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 1039

                                            #22
                                            Hehe Hey There Anthony... good meeting you 2 man!! You guys jetted wasy to quick...lol How did your night turn out? Hit me up man!

                                            -=CHipmunk=--
                                            Matthew "Chipmunk" Sclier
                                            Skype: ChipmunkLF
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                                            • Bugbee
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                                              • Jun 2004
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                                              #23
                                              what up to Chipmunk gonna miss you not being in AZ you should reconsider!!!
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                                              • Trixxxia
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 5600

                                                #24
                                                Matt simply rocks - No doubt about it & it's always a good thing to see someone stick up for themselves.

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                                                • Forest
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 9135

                                                  #25
                                                  He's a pussy

                                                  dont let his booze muscles fool you

                                                  He is MY BITCH!

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                                                  • MattO
                                                    The O is for Oohhh
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 10861

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                                    Matt,

                                                    Good meeting you.

                                                    Lmk if my guy hit you up, and if not, I'll beat him to death.

                                                    He hasn't yet. He can reach me through my ICQ 4096895 if you wanna give him that.

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                                                    • Tala
                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 23368

                                                      #27
                                                      Chipmunk is a darling.

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                                                      • chipmunk
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 1039

                                                        #28
                                                        Bugbee... I would love to come.. But a few of us are already going... Im sacraficing for the team..lol
                                                        Trixxxia.. you rox babe
                                                        Tala -awwww Im blushing
                                                        Matthew "Chipmunk" Sclier
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                                                        • kmanrox
                                                          aka K-Man
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 29295

                                                          #29
                                                          hmm so he didnt kick anyone's ass???? w t f
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                                                          • kmanrox
                                                            aka K-Man
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 29295

                                                            #30
                                                            im gonna fucking kick my own ass now, thx
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