What happens when your fat gets in the way of jacking off?

[SleazyDream.]

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

[smokingdawn]

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

[venus]

that or get a penis pump and make your little pink willie bigger

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

[TDF]

I dont have that problem

[hydro]

eat nothing but chicken and potatos and work out for 30 minutes a day and it'll be gone .

[venus]

which problem, being fat or a little weenie

I dont have that problem

[undermyspell]

I'm almost inclined to say Too Much Info..

[Allison]

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

or get someone else to jerk it for you

~Alli

[Downtime]

no, we dont need pics. please god no. yes, i'd recommend a little more cardio in your workout. or a workout in general

[Sosa]

excersise of course.

How is that diet of your going these days? Still doing it?

[SleazyDream]

choker - registering names that look like mine is a little lame


note the period after the name

[sonofsam]

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

i think you're barking up the wrong tree bro...

[TDF]

which problem, being fat or a little weenie

the lil weenie part..im fat and hung like a donkey!

[undermyspell]

dang.. I didn't even catch that.. I must really be tired.. BED TIME

[undermyspell]

the lil weenie part..im fat and hung like a donkey!

dude is that what that Asian chick tripped over at the Players Ball last year???

[TDF]

dude is that what that Asian chick tripped over at the Players Ball last year???

the first rule of asian tripping is...we dont talk about asians tripping

[undermyspell]

but we do take pics of them don't we???

[smokingdawn]

i think you're barking up the wrong tree bro...

LOL..I am not a bro

[Jace]

choker - registering names that look like mine is a little lame


note the period after the name

paranoid much?

[dropped9]

this thread is gay.

[mrthumbs]

the choker sleazydream drama is kinda lame because im starting to believe they really mean it.

[Rui]

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem

[sickbeatz]

Sleazy has a small penis?

[lazycash]

the choker sleazydream drama is kinda lame because im starting to believe they really mean it.

I agree...

[Farang]

[CaptainHowdy]

[xxweekxx]

lol how old is this thread

[Lace]

lol how old is this thread

04-30-2005

Says right in the first post

[lazycash]

lol how old is this thread

I suspect he still has this problem though.

[lazycash]

lol how old is this thread

Never too old.

[Robocrop]

Oh shit! I was like "FINALLY" until I saw the date :/

[lazycash]

Oh shit! I was like "FINALLY" until I saw the date :/

Judging from his recent pics, I think he still probably has this affliction.

[PurrrsianPussyKat]

Only answer is arm extension surgery! *giggles*

[PurrrsianPussyKat]

And yes.. I know this was an old thread, I couldn't resist.

[xxweekxx]

lmao.....

[lazycash]

Only answer is arm extension surgery! *giggles*

[Iron Fist]

fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem

True dat brother.. A-fucking-men.

[$5 submissions]

OK..gotta say it..this thread is worthless without pics! lol

[lazycash]

fuck off, if there is something this thread doesn't need is photos ilustrating his problem

I agree,

[HerPimp]

This is old shit, what were you searching for "jacking off"??

[Paul Markham]

Never had that problem, always been a slim bugger.

[CaptainHowdy]

[ruff]

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

You don't need to see it to spank it.

[Brujah]

Use duct tape.

[digitaldivas]

this thread is gross imho

[amateurbfs]

lean back, you should have plenty of practice doing that while pissing.

[TheLegacy]

.... and that is why God created women Sleazy - so you don't have to worry about such matters

[czarina]

get that little something called lipo

[Altwebdesign]

A weird bump!

[Cyandin]

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

Kill yourself?