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  • Sid70
    Downshifter
    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    50 safe years to live.

    Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

    With all that shit waiting around the corner is there any simple safe place left on the planet?
    May be deep ass Memphis suburbs or Niue island?

    Requirements:

    Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

    Can you recommend me the get away place?
    Русня, идите нахуй!
  • slapass
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    • Nov 2002
    • 14625

    #2
    Any major city.

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    • TeenCat
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      • Jan 2007
      • 16131

      #3
      this looks like a safe place





      oops, sorry, forgot about internet and so ...

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      • Sid70
        Downshifter
        • Dec 2002
        • 16413

        #4
        Originally posted by TeenCat
        this looks like a safe place





        oops, sorry, forgot about internet and so ...
        Русня, идите нахуй!

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        • klinton
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2003
          • 8766

          #5
          you can't escape Putin.
          He is inside You (diabolic laughter)

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          • Sid70
            Downshifter
            • Dec 2002
            • 16413

            #6
            Originally posted by klinton
            you can't escape Putin.
            He is inside You (diabolic laughter)
            What a fart are you.
            Русня, идите нахуй!

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            • bronco67
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              • Dec 2006
              • 29026

              #7
              The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?

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              • Sid70
                Downshifter
                • Dec 2002
                • 16413

                #8
                Originally posted by bronco67
                The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?
                I didn't feel it before today.
                Русня, идите нахуй!

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                • seeandsee
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  Tuvalu: Is a small island state in the Pacific Ocean known for being peaceful. Even though they are the third-least populous countries in the world, they are often thought of as one of the safest.
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                  • pornmasta
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 19814

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sid70

                    Can you recommend me the get away place?
                    france, there is french dicks (check my profile)

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                    • onwebcam
                      Fake Nick 1.0
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 27689

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sid70
                      tranny traps...
                      Originally posted by Sid70
                      I didn't feel it before today.
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                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733

                        #12
                        I am forty-five years old, bike / run / shoot hoops every day, never had a major health problem. Knock on wood.
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                        • Vendzilla
                          Biker Gnome
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 23200

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bronco67
                          The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?
                          Obama is still in office
                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                          think about that

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                          • DAMNMAN
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 1440

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sid70
                            Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

                            With all that shit waiting around the corner is there any simple safe place left on the planet?
                            May be deep ass Memphis suburbs or Niue island?

                            Requirements:

                            Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

                            Can you recommend me the get away place?
                            Nope..... deep south would be safe, but christians are the most dangerous of all!!!!
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                            • PR_Glen
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                              • Oct 2006
                              • 9058

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bronco67
                              The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?
                              i know but it's always amusing when someone's life starts to suck they automatically start paying attention to news stories and come to the conclusion that everyone elses world is all of a sudden falling apart as well.
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                              • xpimp
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                                • Oct 2013
                                • 824

                                #16
                                2 places come in my mind when it comes to protection:

                                somalia or detroit

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                                • Sid70
                                  Downshifter
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 16413

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                  I am forty-five years old, bike / run / shoot hoops every day, never had a major health problem. Knock on wood.
                                  And?

                                  Norcal you suggest?
                                  Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                  • pornmasta
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 19814

                                    #18
                                    Try to go to блеатьгород

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                                    • iSpyCams
                                      Amateur Gynecologist
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 4436

                                      #19
                                      We are all dying, no one is safe. Live well, love with your whole heart and don't let fear of the future undermine your enjoyment of the present.
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                                      • aka123
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2014
                                        • 4450

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pornmasta
                                        france, there is french dicks (check my profile)
                                        Seems that way. Is this some sort of spin-off from frog legs?

                                        Juicy little asses.

                                        Last edited by aka123; 08-05-2014, 09:37 AM.

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                                        • MiamiBoyz
                                          fgfdftre6
                                          • Oct 2012
                                          • 6688

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sid70
                                          Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

                                          Requirements:

                                          Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

                                          Can you recommend me the get away place?
                                          No matter where you go your requirements are all biased on exactly what you fear which is physical danger (snakes, sharks, virus of various sorts) and political unrest.

                                          There is always physical danger unless you never get in a car (you might be a great driver but the guy in the other car is a one eyed drunk)...never take a shower (most common place for injury is actually right in your nice safe home)!


                                          Animal attacks are very rare and even less fatal. Those fears are just not statistically significant. Enjoy nature and the outdoors.

                                          Tranny attacks can be avoided with a little common sense and AIDS can be avoided the same way...us a condom...don't be a slut...be a little more selective with sexual partners.

                                          The 3 requirements you have will not matter when the shit really hits the fan. The power grid will do down killing your internet access (if censorship doesn't kill it first). ATM access will not matter as cash will be worthless paper when the real shit hits the fan and before that if the power grid goes down there will be no cash in the atm or in the banks either.

                                          Hospitals will not save you from a virus with no cure.

                                          Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them.

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                                          • Sid70
                                            Downshifter
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 16413

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                            No matter where you go your requirements are all biased on exactly what you fear which is physical danger (snakes, sharks, virus of various sorts) and political unrest.

                                            There is always physical danger unless you never get in a car (you might be a great driver but the guy in the other car is a one eyed drunk)...never take a shower (most common place for injury is actually right in your nice safe home)!


                                            Animal attacks are very rare and even less fatal. Those fears are just not statistically significant. Enjoy nature and the outdoors.

                                            Tranny attacks can be avoided with a little common sense and AIDS can be avoided the same way...us a condom...don't be a slut...be a little more selective with sexual partners.

                                            The 3 requirements you have will not matter when the shit really hits the fan. The power grid will do down killing your internet access (if censorship doesn't kill it first). ATM access will not matter as cash will be worthless paper when the real shit hits the fan and before that if the power grid goes down there will be no cash in the atm or in the banks either.

                                            Hospitals will not save you from a virus with no cure.

                                            Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them.
                                            This could be a good book... for somebody thinking like you. I'm not.
                                            Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                            • Sid70
                                              Downshifter
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 16413

                                              #23
                                              Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.
                                              Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                              • pornmasta
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 19814

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Sid70
                                                Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.


                                                ya vampir !

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                                                • klinton
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 8766

                                                  #25
                                                  Last edited by klinton; 08-05-2014, 12:43 PM.

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                                                  • mineistaken
                                                    See signature :)
                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 29656

                                                    #26
                                                    Looking to trait yet another country? You just recently arrived in the new one...

                                                    To answer your question - maybe Greenland.

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                                                    • MiamiBoyz
                                                      fgfdftre6
                                                      • Oct 2012
                                                      • 6688

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sid70
                                                      Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.
                                                      Then you are already exactly where you belong.

                                                      Last edited by MiamiBoyz; 08-05-2014, 12:59 PM.

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                                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 94032

                                                        #28
                                                        Falkland Islands ...

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                                                        • klinton
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 8766

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                          Then you are already exactly where you belong.

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                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 39861

                                                            #30
                                                            there is no escape...

                                                            New Zealand maybe
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                                                            • aka123
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                                                              • Jul 2014
                                                              • 4450

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                              Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them.
                                                              Yes, there is no place where he can't be killed by a bad ass squirrel. Those worse countries are a different thing, as they are not next to his country. And none of them poses any direct threat to Ukraine (I suppose he is from Ukraine), besides some fallout, if that comes to that.

                                                              Everybody have their own problems. Some jihadists have probably not even heard about Ukraine, just about the evil USA, so that's your problem, not this. But what comes to Putin, he is about 8000 km more near to Putin than you are. Come tad closer, it's easy to say from there.

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                                                              • pornmasta
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 19814

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by aka123
                                                                there is no place where he can't be killed by a bad ass squirrel.
                                                                sure man

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                                                                • aka123
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2014
                                                                  • 4450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by pornmasta
                                                                  sure man
                                                                  And there you have the proof.

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                                                                  • John-ACWM
                                                                    Work Work Work
                                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                                    • 20060

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                                    Then you are already exactly where you belong.

                                                                    something like that.

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                                                                    • Sid70
                                                                      Downshifter
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 16413

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                      there is no escape...

                                                                      New Zealand maybe
                                                                      Good choice, Niue island - I have even a contact out there.
                                                                      Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                      • Dmcontent
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2006
                                                                        • 495

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Was about to tell you south of Spain but cyberSeo is moving there so will be unsafe pretty soon. You could always try Madeira.
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                                                                        • Sid70
                                                                          Downshifter
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 16413

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Dmcontent
                                                                          Was about to tell you south of Spain but cyberSeo is moving there so will be unsafe pretty soon. You could always try Madeira.
                                                                          No, rusian pot-riot CyberFUCKO must stay in Moscow only!
                                                                          Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                          • Sid70
                                                                            Downshifter
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 16413

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                                            Then you are already exactly where you belong.

                                                                            Smart ass, have you ever lived in a 3rd world country to even think the grass is green where you're?
                                                                            Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                            • Look Chang
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                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                              • 3684

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Avoid Beds, I was told that 85% of people die in a bed !

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                                                                              • Sid70
                                                                                Downshifter
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 16413

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I think this:

                                                                                http://www.quellomayo.com/
                                                                                Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                • Hentaikid
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 1250

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Madagascar, the pandemic never infects Madagascar.

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                                                                                  • MiamiBoyz
                                                                                    fgfdftre6
                                                                                    • Oct 2012
                                                                                    • 6688

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Sid70
                                                                                    Smart ass, have you ever lived in a 3rd world country to even think the grass is green where you're?
                                                                                    Yes several of them.

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                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 51460

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      You want to head to Findlater, Saskachewan.

                                                                                      Hasn't been so much as a chicken gone missing there 'n pret'near forty yar.
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                                                                                      • Sid70
                                                                                        Downshifter
                                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                                        • 16413

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                                                        Yes several of them.
                                                                                        Share your experience. But I can tell you, Mexico is just a resort comparing to Ukraine.
                                                                                        Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                        • Sid70
                                                                                          Downshifter
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 16413

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                          You want to head to Findlater, Saskachewan.

                                                                                          Hasn't been so much as a chicken gone missing there 'n pret'near forty yar.
                                                                                          Motherfucking Canada took web designers off the NOC list, declined my independent immigration and fucking lawyers kept the money - my butt hurts still!
                                                                                          Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                          • pornmasta
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                                                            • 19814

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Sid70
                                                                                            Share your experience. But I can tell you, Mexico is just a resort comparing to Ukraine.
                                                                                            mexico ? are yout crazy ?
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                                                                                            • aka123
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                                                                                              • Jul 2014
                                                                                              • 4450

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              You should head to Faroe Islands.

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                                                                                              • Sid70
                                                                                                Downshifter
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 16413

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by aka123
                                                                                                You should head to Faroe Islands.
                                                                                                I hate them for killing the whales, but overall the idea is good, Iceland may be?
                                                                                                Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                • aka123
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2014
                                                                                                  • 4450

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sid70
                                                                                                  I hate them for killing the whales, but overall the idea is good, Iceland may be?
                                                                                                  They kill whales too.

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                                                                                                  • pornmasta
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jun 2006
                                                                                                    • 19814

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Great Britain may attack them to get their money back

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