1000th post - and a tribute to Mr. Markham!

[ReggieDurango]

The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

[MaDalton]

Paul is back already...

[Penny24Seven]

when is he unbanned? Paul seems to be one of those hate em or love em kinda guys. If he toned the ego down some I bet he would enjoy GFY a lot more. I'd like to see the bastard back, I enjoy his threads. I might be laughing at some but hey this is my get away

[pornmasta]

MaRkHaM !!!!

[ReggieDurango]

Eagerly awaiting Damian to come in here and make fun of the videos' # of views

[Rochard]

I don't get Paul at all.

Paul shot average run of the mill content. I have yet to see anything Paul shot that impressed me. I am not a photographer, and I can shoot better content than him. Paul coming on GFY telling us what is wrong with the business is like me walking into a photo shoot and telling the photographer how take photos. When Paul has run a handful of wildly successful programs for a decade and understands how it all works, then he can tell us how to do our business.

[shake]

Congrats on your 1k

[ReggieDurango]

Congrats on your 1k

Thanks. Only took 5 years!

[mineistaken]

free Mr. Markham

[lucas131]

i feel like you almost

[evie]

I don't get Paul at all.

Paul shot average run of the mill content. I have yet to see anything Paul shot that impressed me. I am not a photographer, and I can shoot better content than him. Paul coming on GFY telling us what is wrong with the business is like me walking into a photo shoot and telling the photographer how take photos. When Paul has run a handful of wildly successful programs for a decade and understands how it all works, then he can tell us how to do our business.

And yet he did so well from shooting run of the mill content. Why do you think that was?

[epitome]

And yet he did so well from shooting run of the mill content. Why do you think that was?

How well he did is debatable. In his wreck of a forum I broke down how he could have been making only $70-100K a year when most people were making way more than that. He didn't dispute it. Considering that man disputes everything it does make you wonder.

On another board the other day he slipped up and admitted he is still working and not comfortably retired as he'd like everybody to believe.

[evie]

How well he did is debatable. In his wreck of a forum I broke down how he could have been making only $70-100K a year when most people were making way more than that. He didn't dispute it. Considering that man disputes everything it does make you wonder.

On another board the other day he slipped up and admitted he is still working and not comfortably retired as he'd like everybody to believe.

Unless you have access to his bank accounts, you don't know.

Yes it seems people still buy the content and memberships when others are struggling and getting out. How can he afford to keep the servers running and the sites open?

[DamianJ]

Unless you have access to his bank accounts, you don't know.

Yes it seems people still buy the content and memberships when others are struggling and getting out. How can he afford to keep the servers running and the sites open?

Hi Paul!

"One username allowed. Fake usernames will be immediately banned. If it is determined that a user has circumvented the banned user terms laid out below and re-registered with a second username to access the board. The user will have the original banned username deleted!"

[Shap]

The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

Wow nice job man. How long did that take you?

Who was the girl he shot in the first part?

[epitome]

Unless you have access to his bank accounts, you don't know.

Yes it seems people still buy the content and memberships when others are struggling and getting out. How can he afford to keep the servers running and the sites open?

Please stop talking in third person Paul. You have a server... that is so cheap that you have to throttle bandwidth. What does that cost... $90/mo?

[epitome]

Wow nice job man. How long did that take you?

Who was the girl he shot in the first part?

He should trail you for a few days so people can see what a truly successful person looks like.

[JFK]

Paul is back already...

dont see him posting , is he under a fake nick ?

[DamianJ]

dont see him posting , is he under a fake nick ?

Yeah

http://gfy.com/search.php?searchid=4426578

So according to the very clear rules, he will be permabanned and have the original nick deleted.

[Chosen]

Congrats

[grumpy]

Hi Paul!

"One username allowed. Fake usernames will be immediately banned. If it is determined that a user has circumvented the banned user terms laid out below and re-registered with a second username to access the board. The user will have the original banned username deleted!"

Just let it go, here we go again.

[DamianJ]

Just let it go, here we go again.

What % of your posts are you having a go at me?

Let it go man.

Don't want to read me, put me on ignore or use killswitch's plug in.

This constant following me around moaning that I point out the rules of the forum is getting old.

ZING!

[ReggieDurango]

Wow nice job man. How long did that take you?

Who was the girl he shot in the first part?

Took a few days to shoot it, longer to edit.
Alas, I can't remember the girl's name! She was very nice though and attractive and genuinely seemed to like Paul a lot!

[SGS]

[ReggieDurango]

What % of your posts are you having a go at me?

Let it go man.

Don't want to read me, put me on ignore or use killswitch's plug in.

This constant following me around moaning that I point out the rules of the forum is getting old.

ZING!

Un-FUCKING-believable!

Everything you just wrote applies way more to the way YOU treated Paul before he was banned, than it does to the way Grumpy treats you.
You constantly had a go at Paul, you constantly followed him around from thread to thread - why didn't you just put him on ignore????? As you suggest Grumpy puts you on ignore?

[AdultPornMasta]

Yeah

http://gfy.com/search.php?searchid=4426578

So according to the very clear rules, he will be permabanned and have the original nick deleted.

"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

Thus spake the results of clicking your link.

[Rochard]

And yet he did so well from shooting run of the mill content. Why do you think that was?

Who says he did well at all?

My step father ran his own business for twenty years. He made good money doing it. He worked hard and was well rewarded. But no one ever claimed he was the best or was even good, and I'm pretty damn confident he never walked into his client's office to tell them what he did wrong.

Here's some examples of Paul's content....





I wouldn't even call this "remotely adequate".

This comes from a review site trying to upsell his site? Come on... And yet Paul wants to tell us how to run a program and how to run the industry? That's like someone working at a local tire shop telling Ford how to make better cars.

[ReggieDurango]

"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

Thus spake the results of clicking your link.

I think it was Paul's wife, but Damian somehow succeeded in getting her banned as well. Damian is on a crusade to ban all things Markham! Why? Probably because he has nothing better to do.

[epitome]

I think it was Paul's wife, but Damian somehow succeeded in getting her banned as well. Damian is on a crusade to ban all things Markham! Why? Probably because he has nothing better to do.

Yes because the same writing style and make the same points.

[redspace]

second video @ 7:30 had me fucking rolling, i had to replay it a couple times to make sure i herd it right.

Going thru that shit must have been horrible, hope the cure is released one day.

[ReggieDurango]

Going thru that shit must have been horrible, hope the cure is released one day.

Quoted for truth. Cancer is one horrible disease. A bit ironic that Paul survived Cancer but didn't survive Damian on GFY. Hopefully it just temporary and he'll be allowed back here in January. Still, I fear Damian will continue his psychotic stalking and bullying of Paul. Damian is like a cancer.

[grumpy]

What % of your posts are you having a go at me?

Let it go man.

Don't want to read me, put me on ignore or use killswitch's plug in.

This constant following me around moaning that I point out the rules of the forum is getting old.

ZING!

You are giving yourself to much credit,

[ErectMedia]

The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

good stuff

[Double trouble]

Well .... Congrats

[DamianJ]

I think it was Paul's wife

Do you really?

Writing in exactly the same style as Paul?

No, it was Paul, and he is banned from that account now too.

3 strikes I make that.

[DamianJ]

A bit ironic that Paul survived Cancer but didn't survive Damian on GFY.

What do you think ironic means?

God damn, one song from a Canadian and the whole of America seems to now not understand what irony is.

[ReggieDurango]

What do you think ironic means?

God damn, one song from a Canadian and the whole of America seems to now not understand what irony is.

Irony:
"an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."

It's not expected to survive throat cancer, it is expected to survive gfy. The opposite of both happened to Paul.

[AdultPornMasta]

The videos I shot of Paul:
Part 1:


Part 2:


Poor guy was banned because Damian drove him mad. Damian, why don't you just live and let live, bro?

Bump for Paul!

[DamianJ]

Irony:
"an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected."

It's not expected to survive throat cancer, it is expected to survive gfy. The opposite of both happened to Paul.

No, not quite, here's some examples to try and help you understand

Example: A man who is a traffic cop gets his license suspended for unpaid parking tickets.

Example: An ambulance driver goes to a nightime bike accident scene and runs over the accident victim because the victim has crawled to the center of the road with their bike.

"It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, launder became a dirty word."
(William Zinsser)

"I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it."
(Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons)

An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.

HTH

[ReggieDurango]

No, not quite, here's some examples to try and help you understand

Example: A man who is a traffic cop gets his license suspended for unpaid parking tickets.

Example: An ambulance driver goes to a nightime bike accident scene and runs over the accident victim because the victim has crawled to the center of the road with their bike.

"It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, launder became a dirty word."
(William Zinsser)

"I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it."
(Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons)

An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.

HTH

It's ironic that you have not been committed

[fatfoo]

Congratulations on 1,000 posts.

[nikki99]

Free Paul Markham

[Lace]

You really expect any of us to watch nearly a half hour of Paul rambling on video?

[ReggieDurango]

You really expect any of us to watch nearly a half hour of Paul rambling on video?

Not everyone, but plenty have watched it and many actually end up liking Paul more after doing so.

[ReggieDurango]

Free Paul Markham

Yo it's January and Paul's still banned!?! Theo, can we get an official word on how long Paul's ban is for? Is it permanent?
Permanent would seem unfair seeing as Paul was on gfy for five or six years before Damian even joined. Paul had no problems ever breaking the rules before Damian stalked the fuck out of him.

[AdultPornMasta]

Yo it's January and Paul's still banned!?! Theo, can we get an official word on how long Paul's ban is for? Is it permanent?
Permanent would seem unfair seeing as Paul was on gfy for five or six years before Damian even joined. Paul had no problems ever breaking the rules before Damian stalked the fuck out of him.

[ReggieDurango]

Bump for Paul!
Theo, Eric, please make a statement!

[epitome]

This place has certainly been more enjoyable without Paul's rants in every thread.

At least now he is contained to the UK adult forum ... if you want to see him abusing people just head over there.

[pornmasta]

[wehateporn]

I was expecting to see him in Celebrity Big Brother