Who invented the condom ????

[F-U-Jimmy]

CONDOM HISTORY
Interesting piece of history!

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented
the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea
by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Don't thank me, I do this as a public service
for the advancement of Education.

[2012]

i just use any intenstines I happen to have on hand. I do part-time work at my pop pops butcher shop and it saves a couple bucks when you're on a budget I had no idea it was a Muslim invention. Thanks guys

[DWB]

Don't know but I hope they died a horrible death.

[nikki99]

whoever did the church is against it

[bronco67]

Brilliant joke. Have to remember that one.

[u-Bob]

The Romans used leather condoms long before that.

[MarkPrince]

The condom was invented in 1887 by Daniel J Condome, of france.



The original condom was a banana peel but soon became something made out of pig guts. He used to buy unused pig guts from the local butcher and get his wife, Gilda, to smash the pig guts into a paste which was then rolled with a rolling pin into a skin which he would wrap around his penis and masturbate with. When MMe Gilda caught her man pleasuring himself he quickly told her it was a new device he wanted to invent to prevent pregnancy even though she had no children at the time. He had sex with her with his penis wrapped in flattened pig guts until 1891 when she became pregnant anyway, only it was due to Daniel J Condome's brother, Stinky. When Daniel discovered what stinky "le stink" was doing to wife Gilda, he beat him with pig legs left over from the comdom manufacturing process. One of the whollops left Stinkys cheek disfigured, at which time the local townsfolk began calling him piggy, or "les cuchon" even though they did not really know he had been beaten with a pig leg! Lol! The french.

[2012]

Originally Posted by MarkPrince

The condom was invented in 1887 by Daniel J Condome, of france.



The original condom was a banana peel but soon became something made out of pig guts.

wrong next ....

[bronco67]

Originally Posted by MarkPrince

The condom was invented in 1887 by Daniel J Condome, of france.



The original condom was a banana peel but soon became something made out of pig guts. He used to buy unused pig guts from the local butcher and get his wife, Gilda, to smash the pig guts into a paste which was then rolled with a rolling pin into a skin which he would wrap around his penis and masturbate with. When MMe Gilda caught her man pleasuring himself he quickly told her it was a new device he wanted to invent to prevent pregnancy even though she had no children at the time. He had sex with her with his penis wrapped in flattened pig guts until 1891 when she became pregnant anyway, only it was due to Daniel J Condome's brother, Stinky. When Daniel discovered what stinky "le stink" was doing to wife Gilda, he beat him with pig legs left over from the comdom manufacturing process. One of the whollops left Stinkys cheek disfigured, at which time the local townsfolk began calling him piggy, or "les cuchon" even though they did not really know he had been beaten with a pig leg! Lol! The french.

One of the most fascinating/hilarious stories ever.

[garce]

While the condom is (was?) a great invention, I still prefer to use the "mouth" or "face" as my main form of birth control.