Rant Fucking Kids Birthday Parties!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

clickity click · 08-16-2014, 04:26 PM

My first born turned 5 on Thursday. We had a really nice afternoon with her and close family and friends.
We went to a local play centre and all in cost maybe $60.

A few months ago my wife started planning her 'party'.. This isn't the party for her close family and friends though. This is a party open to all, pretty much everyone in her school is invited.
We are having Frozen characters, snow, balloon sculpting, a frozen cake and even now, the day before she is trying to get hold of someone she knows that can create arches out of balloons..

On top of all this we have had to hire the hall and we will need to make all the sandwiches etc. The party is scheduled to last just 2 hours..

This 2 hour party is likely to cost in excess of $500.

Unfortunately I am paying for it all..

Oh yes and I was also forced into buying a Barbie house. Cost.. $240

This 5 year olds birthday is costing like $1000. I could have a really nice holiday with that money..

The joys of fatherhood and marriage huh?

PornDude · 08-16-2014, 04:40 PM

Did she also force you to have kids?

Sly · 08-16-2014, 05:03 PM

You are blaming your child for spending more money than you want to spend. A five-year-old.

She isn't the problem.

MiamiBoyz · 08-16-2014, 05:22 PM

Welcome to the USA...spoil the little fuckers so they grow up spending money and keeping those Chinese factories nice and busy!

edgeprod · 08-16-2014, 05:25 PM

.... that's not the kind of birthday I want to have, where the theme is fucking kids. Awkward title, but I clicked anyway.

Phoenix · 08-16-2014, 07:46 PM

I think he was blaming the wife. Anyway you should be happy i bet your daughter enjoys it.

The Heron · 08-16-2014, 07:49 PM

Put the money in a college savings account and give the kid a day at the park with her friends. Nobody remembers their bday parties at 5 wtf. And nobody keeps those friends. complete waste of money and time.

JD · 08-16-2014, 07:58 PM

Or you could just lean down, pick up your balls and say no to your wife and 5 year old...

Best-In-BC · 08-16-2014, 08:15 PM

Quit botching and be happy ;)

Best-In-BC · 08-16-2014, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

Or you could just lean down, pick up your balls and say no to your wife and 5 year old...

Lol that's how 90% of men keep there manages going by giving into there tyrants lol

blackmonsters · 08-16-2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

My first born turned 5 on Thursday. We had a really nice afternoon with her and close family and friends.
We went to a local play centre and all in cost maybe $60.

A few months ago my wife started planning her 'party'.. This isn't the party for her close family and friends though. This is a party open to all, pretty much everyone in her school is invited.
We are having Frozen characters, snow, balloon sculpting, a frozen cake and even now, the day before she is trying to get hold of someone she knows that can create arches out of balloons..

On top of all this we have had to hire the hall and we will need to make all the sandwiches etc. The party is scheduled to last just 2 hours..

This 2 hour party is likely to cost in excess of $500.

Unfortunately I am paying for it all..

Oh yes and I was also forced into buying a Barbie house. Cost.. $240

This 5 year olds birthday is costing like $1000. I could have a really nice holiday with that money..

The joys of fatherhood and marriage huh?

I just went on facebook and told your wife that you are over here bitching.

Jel · 08-17-2014, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I just went on facebook and told your wife that you are over here bitching.

l o f l

CurrentlySober · 08-17-2014, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Put the money in a college savings account and give the kid a day at the park with her friends. Nobody remembers their bday parties at 5 wtf. And nobody keeps those friends. complete waste of money and time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD

Or you could just lean down, pick up your balls and say no to your wife and 5 year old...

Exactly what they said....

Tofu · 08-17-2014, 01:14 AM

At least you didn't have Tampico juice at your party. That shit is the California urban birthday party staple.

Blech.

Roald · 08-17-2014, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

My first born turned 5 on Thursday. We had a really nice afternoon with her and close family and friends.
We went to a local play centre and all in cost maybe $60.

A few months ago my wife started planning her 'party'.. This isn't the party for her close family and friends though. This is a party open to all, pretty much everyone in her school is invited.
We are having Frozen characters, snow, balloon sculpting, a frozen cake and even now, the day before she is trying to get hold of someone she knows that can create arches out of balloons..

On top of all this we have had to hire the hall and we will need to make all the sandwiches etc. The party is scheduled to last just 2 hours..

This 2 hour party is likely to cost in excess of $500.

Unfortunately I am paying for it all..

Oh yes and I was also forced into buying a Barbie house. Cost.. $240

This 5 year olds birthday is costing like $1000. I could have a really nice holiday with that money..

The joys of fatherhood and marriage huh?

Just the joy of your marriage. Blame the wife, kid has nothing to do with it

PS where can I go on a really nice vacation for $1000???

CPA-Rush · 08-17-2014, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PikaPoka

Did she also force you to have kids?

John-ACWM · 08-18-2014, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I just went on facebook and told your wife that you are over here bitching.

08-16-2014, 04:26 PM	#1
clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	Fucking Kids Birthday Parties!!!! My first born turned 5 on Thursday. We had a really nice afternoon with her and close family and friends. We went to a local play centre and all in cost maybe $60. A few months ago my wife started planning her 'party'.. This isn't the party for her close family and friends though. This is a party open to all, pretty much everyone in her school is invited. We are having Frozen characters, snow, balloon sculpting, a frozen cake and even now, the day before she is trying to get hold of someone she knows that can create arches out of balloons.. On top of all this we have had to hire the hall and we will need to make all the sandwiches etc. The party is scheduled to last just 2 hours.. This 2 hour party is likely to cost in excess of $500. Unfortunately I am paying for it all.. Oh yes and I was also forced into buying a Barbie house. Cost.. $240 This 5 year olds birthday is costing like $1000. I could have a really nice holiday with that money.. The joys of fatherhood and marriage huh?

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08-16-2014, 05:03 PM	#3
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08-16-2014, 07:49 PM	#7
The Heron Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,482	Put the money in a college savings account and give the kid a day at the park with her friends. Nobody remembers their bday parties at 5 wtf. And nobody keeps those friends. complete waste of money and time. __________________

08-16-2014, 05:22 PM	#4
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Welcome to the USA...spoil the little fuckers so they grow up spending money and keeping those Chinese factories nice and busy!

08-16-2014, 05:25 PM	#5
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	.... that's not the kind of birthday I want to have, where the theme is fucking kids. Awkward title, but I clicked anyway.

08-16-2014, 07:58 PM	#8
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	Or you could just lean down, pick up your balls and say no to your wife and 5 year old...

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08-17-2014, 01:14 AM	#14
Tofu The Video Specialist Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 5,615	At least you didn't have Tampico juice at your party. That shit is the California urban birthday party staple. Blech. __________________ tofu916 video services - tofu916.com twitter: tofu916 \| skype: tofu916 \| tel: 916-672-TOFU \| e: tofu # tofu916.com