NOW is the time to join and promote PIMPROLL!

[JFK]

fitty promos

[GatorB]

A. But this is clearly NOT spam!

your definition and my definition of SPAM are obviously different.

B. If Pimproll shitcans me, so be it! There are other programs out there. However, I think Pimproll did a great job with these scenes and this site and if I spend a little extra time and energy pointing out how good I think the scenes are to people, why does that REALLY bother you?

because you're fucking annoying and I really have low tolerance for retarded douches.

[ReggieDurango]

smart move - dude is giving people major douche chills.

i watched one of the videos he's credited as an "Executive Producer" on - title sequence looks great - the rest........

Charlie - winning!

Reggie - losing!

HAHA! Who's Charlie???

[ReggieDurango]

your definition and my definition of SPAM are obviously different.

Content is only spammy, in my opinion, if it sucks...
this is compelling content, EVEN the Miley Cyrus scene which I had nothing to do with.
I realize there might be other definitions of Spam.

because you're fucking annoying and I really have low tolerance for retarded douches.

I wish you hadn't written that, for your sake...

[Jack Sparrow]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Maybe that was my INTENTION!
Weed out those who claim "moron" before even watching the content...

So, DUDES, big guys, champs, what is moronic about me trying to get some affiliate referrals for a new site I'm excited about??? I'm talking to Jack Sparrow And GatorB(itch)

I want specifics Sparrow, what did I do, exactly, that was "moronic behaviour" - tell me, Mr. intellectual expert!

Cat got your tongue Jack? You really don't think this is worthwhile, UNIQUE content that is worth at least discussing?
MILEY:
http://www.flvporn.com/exclusive_cli...4/mileyxxx.mp4

You behave like a dumbfuck, then want us to signup through your reflink.

Tell me.. really.. you think that works?
Are you on drugs?

[ReggieDurango]

You behave like a dumbfuck, then want us to signup through your reflink.

Tell me.. really.. you think that works?
Are you on drugs?

NOT on drugs, just weed.
I do not really think "that works" - This thread is part digital performance art part a test to just see if I can get anybody... even just 1 person!

Who wants to be that person??? The 1st webmaster signup I get wins an autographed Peter North VHS!!!

[Phoenix]

not on drugs just weed...lol

awesomness...winning

[ReggieDurango]

because you're fucking annoying and I really have low tolerance for retarded douches.

Most gay dudes are happy and kind (probably because they get laid so much!) - what the fuck happened to you?

[Agent 488]

lamest nic i have seen in awhile.

[ReggieDurango]

lamest nic i have seen in awhile.

You're not Terrell Owens!!!!!

You're not famous enough to comment on yourself in the 3rd person

[ShellyCrash]

This thread is part digital performance art part a test to just see if I can get anybody... even just 1 person!

I wouldn't put myself out there on the block like this for a company that threw you under the bus.

That said, Justin has shot some pretty sweet content in the past. Sucks to hear things didn't work out between him and PR, but seems to be the best for both parties to part ways. I would distance yourselves from one another and call it a day before any permanent rep damage is done.

[ReggieDurango]

I wouldn't put myself out there on the block like this for a company that threw you under the bus.

That said, Justin has shot some pretty sweet content in the past. Sucks to hear things didn't work out between him and PR, but seems to be the best for both parties to part ways. I would distance yourselves from one another and call it a day before any permanent rep damage is done.

THanks for the kind words on my content, but what are you talking about????

OHHHH, Dave's comments earlier!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, he didn't really throw me under a bus figuratively or literally! I think those comments were just him doing what he does: Good marketing!
That being said, I'm this month working on some documentaries so I wouldn't be able to shoot more for pimproll anyway

[Jack Sparrow]

Dont think its really weird they kicked you out on the curve. Morons like you hurt a company more then you are helping them.

[ReggieDurango]

Dont think its really weird they kicked you out on the curve. Morons like you hurt a company more then you are helping them.

I HURT them by giving them these scenes???:

Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3

How do you figure, Sparrow?

[ReggieDurango]

I HURT them by giving them these scenes???:

Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3

How do you figure, Sparrow?

Where'd you go, Sparrow? I love how you write these things then you vanish...

[Brooklywood]

Reggie, you are a funny guy and a good shooter. You got skills but perhaps you need a little direction with PR -- and I don't mean PimpRoll.

[ReggieDurango]

Reggie, you are a funny guy and a good shooter. You got skills but perhaps you need a little direction with PR -- and I don't mean PimpRoll.

True Steve, true!
Whom do you recommend???
I've heard James Bartholets' Galaxy Publicity is quite good!

[Brooklywood]

True Steve, true!
Whom do you recommend???
I've heard James Bartholets' Galaxy Publicity is quite good!

I was thinking more along the lines of a publicist that specializes in crisis management!

[ReggieDurango]

I was thinking more along the lines of a publicist that specializes in crisis management!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love you Razor, you've got good jokes!

While I have your attention, I'd like to pre-nom now for next year:

Best Actress:
Justine Jolie (for the upcoming scene)
Faye Reagan (For THIS scene)

Best Supporting Actress:
Hayden Winters (for the upcoming scene)
Dani Jensen: Again, for this scene:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

[Brooklywood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love you Razor, you've got good jokes!

While I have your attention, I'd like to pre-nom now for next year:

Best Actress:
Justine Jolie (for the upcoming scene)
Faye Reagan (For THIS scene)

Best Supporting Actress:
Hayden Winters (for the upcoming scene)
Dani Jensen: Again, for this scene:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

Unfortunately these scenes aren't eligible because we don't give acting awards for single scenes on websites. I'm sure Paul loves them though because all the girls are redheads. You must be a fellow ginger kid lover.

[ReggieDurango]

Unfortunately these scenes aren't eligible because we don't give acting awards for single scenes on websites. I'm sure Paul loves them though because all the girls are redheads. You must be a fellow ginger kid lover.

While I like Redheads, sure, I really just like ALL hot girls! Black, white, red, yellow, brown, hazel, blue - I like all girls, especially hot ones!

You should have Paul watch these scenes, but also have Pete, Tom, and Mark watch them. I know all of them will love these scenes.

Didn't you guys just make a new category last year for internet-release? What is that category? Couldn't THIS scene be eligible for that category?:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

When Paul and co see all these scenes I will honestly be surprised if they don't at least consider making a new category... will you forward them the scenes, Steve?

[ReggieDurango]

You must be a fellow ginger kid lover.

You mean, 'fellow ginger-lover, kid.' ???

[Brooklywood]

While I like Redheads, sure, I really just like ALL hot girls! Black, white, red, yellow, brown, hazel, blue - I like all girls, especially hot ones!

You should have Paul watch these scenes, but also have Pete, Tom, and Mark watch them. I know all of them will love these scenes.

Didn't you guys just make a new category last year for internet-release? What is that category? Couldn't THIS scene be eligible for that category?:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

When Paul and co see all these scenes I will honestly be surprised if they don't at least consider making a new category... will you forward them the scenes, Steve?

Well, under our new Best Web Premiere category these scenes would be eligible. Make sure you pre-nom them!

[ReggieDurango]

Well, under our new Best Web Premiere category these scenes would be eligible. Make sure you pre-nom them!

Excellent, Razor

[ReggieDurango]

So that brings me to YOU, Kristen with an E, any XBiZ awards for which these scenes, and/or actor/actress performances, would be eligible?

The 'Where Are They Fucking Now' scene is actually a series! The Where Are They Fucking Now 2 scene (The JASON BIGGS Scene) is the one with the AWESOME Justine Joli performance that I've been talking about.
Pimproll People? When is 'Where Are They Fucking Now 2' launching on porn.com tv???

Also, when will these awesome, innovative, SUBVERSIVE scenes have free hosted galleries? Embeddable videos? Other sample clips??? WHEN? WHERE? WTF???!!!???
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/fanbo...uck-95837.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/tia-c...rth-95838.html

I'm talking to YOU HitMan!!!

[ReggieDurango]

SPARROW: "Dont think its really weird they kicked you out on the curve. Morons like you hurt a company more then you are helping them."

I HURT them by giving them these scenes???:

Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3

How do you figure, Sparrow?

SPARROW: "My Vagina Hurts!"

[ReggieDurango]

fitty promos

100 Promo Is An autographed DVD of SPUNK'D, which stars former adult star Nick Manning!

Check out the promo for this AWESOME documentary on NICK we are finally finishing! It's good stuff, especially once you get beyond the initial rock music, IMHO ;-)
http://vimeo.com/3682489

[Brooklywood]

Reggie, all the years I've known you, you have been a unique individual, danced to your own drum beat and followed your own path.

The doc on Manning looks interesting. I think deep down you see some of yourself in him, am I right? I know you've been working on this a long time. When are you going to finish it?

Either way, the world needs more Dani Jensen. Can you please shoot her again?

[ReggieDurango]

Thanks RazorJ, your friendship throughout the years is the only thing that has helped me continue my performance-art.

Ok, that's not really true, but you've certainly helped!

Now, I DARE you to say that Faye Reagan doesn't deserve awards consideration for this performance:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html
...same goes for saying that Dani Jensen doesn't deserve supporting female, or Dane Cross doesn't deserve supporting male.. It's lunacy! I'm sure you and Paul will agree that some special categories need to be formed for these porn.com tv scenes.
Also, the cinematography, out-takes, and most notable, editing are all deserving of nominations, in my humble, subjective opinion.

"The doc on Manning looks interesting. I think deep down you see some of yourself in him, am I right? I know you've been working on this a long time. When are you going to finish it?"
Hahaha, I guess you're right! I do, deept down! Or maybe it's the other way around, I don't know! But I didn't even think of it until I rad your post. Wow brotha-man steve, you might know me better than I know myself! Did you major in social psychology whilst you attended Cambridge?

[ReggieDurango]

Also, Steve, please post what mark, pete, and the rest of the crew think of the scenes when they watch them... ;-)

[ReggieDurango]

I'd just like to take this 81st post to now say to EVERYONE, to all the new fans of this thread!, to all the haters whose lives have gotten SO bad thanks to "changes" in the industry - people that have nothing left to do except pick fights on GFY (Sparrow?!?! Jury's still out on you, buddy) - (GatorB(itch)) - not gonna lie, brah, I think you are really f---ing lame. What happened to you? Couldn't convert straight-sites after the tubes launched? I'll bet. So, not only did you switch the content you promoted from straight to gay, but you also started banging dudes, even though you weren't gay, just because you truly believed that you had to immerse yourself in your "art" in order to sell it well! A decent concept on a macro level, I'll concede that to you, but the plan backfired horribly. The gay sites you promoted converted even worse than the straight sites. A fat biker dude told everyone at the Out of The Closet, where you work, you shit all over his dick, so now gay dudes won't even bang you... even though you were never really gay in the first place. Now, you're just confused and ANGRY! Obviously, you feel very rejected and empty. Fear not though, young douche-bag, the industry seems to be on the up and up!), wait what was I talking about???

Oh, I just want to say that I realize this thread started out very train-wrecky.

Now, hopefully, all block-heads will actually WATCH the content I posted before hating. There are even people INSIDE Pimproll's organization (spies, secretly operating within their own BUILDING) who think it's not worth watching the content... and that content is content, and that content is all the same so "it's not my job to watch it" - fucking give me a break! Good content is the only hope this industry has left, jerk!

[ReggieDurango]

Dont think its really weird they kicked you out on the curve. Morons like you hurt a company more then you are helping them.

Sparrow I've been waiting for you to come back, where the F are you? And what does it mean, exactly, implying that Pimproll "kicked [me] out on the curve." ? What curve, an oval?

[GatorB]

Will you STFU already? Let's see you registered her 4 years ago only have 300 posts and at least half of them are in the last 2 weeks? It could be more, but GFY only let's you see the last 150. So WTF? So how many webmaster referrals have you gotten so far? My guess would be ZERO.

[ReggieDurango]

Will you STFU already? Let's see you registered her 4 years ago only have 300 posts and at least half of them are in the last 2 weeks? It could be more, but GFY only let's you see the last 150. So WTF? So how many webmaster referrals have you gotten so far? My guess would be ZERO.

You are right about none yet...

[Jack Sparrow]

You are right about none yet...

You wonder why?
Boy, you make pimproll look like a foolish company.

Someone should come in and make clear you have nothing to do with them before you hurt them even more with your retarded behaviour.

[ReggieDurango]

You wonder why?
Boy, you make pimproll look like a foolish company.

Someone should come in and make clear you have nothing to do with them before you hurt them even more with your retarded behaviour.

Sparrow and GatorBitch, have you watched the scenes yet?

[ReggieDurango]

Someone should come in and make clear you have nothing to do with them before you hurt them even more with your retarded behaviour.

I mean, I have been very clear (at least I thought) explaining what I have to do with them - I am an affiliate of theirs, obviously, I also shot and edited 4 scenes for them. Here are 3 of those:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/fanbo...uck-95837.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/tia-c...rth-95838.html
SPARROW: I double-dog dare you to actually watch content before posting!

[ReggieDurango]

Reggie, all the years I've known you, you have been a unique individual, danced to your own drum beat and followed your own path.

The doc on Manning looks interesting. I think deep down you see some of yourself in him, am I right? I know you've been working on this a long time. When are you going to finish it?

Either way, the world needs more Dani Jensen. Can you please shoot her again?

STEVE, Gonzaga's # 1 BIOTCH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Jack Sparrow]

Links pulled.
Good job kid.

[ReggieDurango]

Links pulled.
Good job kid.

SPARROW!
Jesus Holy shit man! I wait for you for like a day and a half to respond and THIS is what you write!


This is what your words translated to in my mind:
"I'm Sparrow, wah wah wah, my pussy hurts, wah wah wah!"

[Jack Sparrow]

Pussylips.

[ReggieDurango]

Pussylips.

Haha!
..maybe you're not so bad..

[Jack Sparrow]

I am. Ask all the fake nicks and trolls.

[ReggieDurango]

I am. Ask all the fake nicks and trolls.

Sparrow, since you have pulled your links and left Pimproll, allegedly because of my silly antics, perhaps you'd consider rejoining the "porn.com family" and signing up again at Pimproll!

If you would be willing to sign back up, you should use my affiliate referral code:
http://www.pimproll.com/ref=pimp38743/index.html

[Jack Sparrow]

To late.

[ReggieDurango]

Also, when will these awesome, innovative, SUBVERSIVE scenes have free hosted galleries? Embeddable videos? Other [sales tools]??? WHEN? WHERE? WTF???!!!???

http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/fanbo...uck-95837.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/tia-c...rth-95838.html

I'm talking to YOU HitMan!!!

HITMAN, waiting for you on this one, Pal.

[pinkeyedjim]

You're right! That's why I started this thread as somewhat of a joke - just to see if I could get anyone yes, but if I can't no big deal... worth at least posting and enjoying seeing everyone get so pissed off!

Ahh, the old "NO I R TROLLING EWES!" defense.

Trolling is a art.

[Paul Markham]

I HURT them by giving them these scenes???:

Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3

How do you figure, Sparrow?

I reviewed one of Reggie scenes and sent it to him. He agreed I could post it.


http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

It start out nice, then it kind of gets too long

Some of the focusing is off and the fast cutting is making me dizzy, slow down.

Too close to the girls so they're bobbing in and out of focus.

OK the comedy is far too long. You have to understand the market that buys porn. The vast majority are guys who are afraid to ask a

girl in a bar, if she would like a drink. So girls lead porn scenes with the guy being pulled into it. This scenario is just off

putting and with the bad acting not getting my interest.

You're standing far too close to the people so you have a problem with their movements and focusing. Stand back and get all the

players in on the action. Try giving general directions of how the scenario works and see if the models have the brains to ad lib it.

If not shoot it in longer segments and give them instructions as you go along.

ACTION

The red head is giving the guy a BJ and her hair is over her face and his cock hiding the action. My first GF loved to give me BJs and

I knew I was in for one when she tied her hair back, in a scene with the girls leading they can do this.

Pussy cat in the room, get him out before the fucking starts.

At 11;20 the guy looks bored.!!!!!!

The blond girls character is plain annoying me.

24 minutes in and we're still on the BJ. This whole scene is far too long.

I don't know if the phone ringing was real or staged, but it could of been used so much better.
A dirty phone call while she's being fucked would of been awesome.

If the girl is on the guy on a sofa start with reverse cowgirl so we can see her face.

After 26 minutes I had seen enough.

The shooting is bad, angles poor, focusing terrible. What F stop were you shooting at?
The whole setting is too bland, too many pastel colors.

For me the scene doesn't work.

If you have 2 girls and 1 guy there are better scenarios.
1 girl is horny to fuck in front of her friend, who joins in the give a BJ
2 girls tease the guy into the action.
1 girl says her boyfriend is always telling her she gives lousy head and asks the other girl to teach her.
1 girl comes in to find the other 2 fucking. And joins in.
The guy comes in to see the 2 girls fucking. And joins in.
The guy is caught jerking off by his GF and her friend and they finish him off.
Etc. Etc. Etc.

The plots are endless, but it's always better if the girls lead the guy.
Setting the blond up as a bitch doesn't work unless she gets taught not to be a bitch.
Men who buy porn are scared of these girls.

The like the docile, compliant, willing, sex mad, instigators to make up for their lack of balls to ask a girl out on a date.

[ReggieDurango]

Ahh, the old "NO I R TROLLING EWES!" defense.

Trolling is a art.

Interesting!

BTW, how is what I'm doing POSSIBLY considered "trolling" - ???

As Dave pointed out, most webmasters already have a pimproll account - so I don't really have much of anything to gain financially by trying to promote viewing and discussion of the scenes. I am proud of the scenes and I bet a friend I could get you JADED webmasters to actually WATCH some new content that is worth watching... so far I am losing that bet - except for you Paul, thanks for the review! I will respond to the specifics in your review later... In the meantime, anyone else care to review one or some or all of the scenes?

[PR_Glen]