Florida man?s bid to marry porn-filled laptop denied

[ING82]

A Florida resident has had his bid to marry his porn-filled laptop denied by a judge in Utah.

Chris Sevier filed a 50-page motion to the US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit because he was denied the right to marry his MacBook ?machine spouse? by Utah officials, but his motion was overturned.

In a comment on the current US discussion on gay marriage, he argued that his love for his ?porn-filled? Apple MacBook is no different to the love shared between gay partners, and that he preferred having sex with his computer ?over sex with real women?.

http://descrier.co.uk/oddities/flori...laptop-denied/

What
the
fuck...

[kronic]

Sounds like a couple gfy'ers I know.

[brassmonkey]

guess the race

[Pseudonymous]

http://www.christianpost.com/news/te...rriage-100120/

same guy i assume

[oppoten]

What a sad man.

[beerptrol]

Laptop should have stood it's ground, and shot him.

[oppoten]

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

[mineistaken]

Why not, if man can marry another man, animals and laptops might be the next step in "human rights" department.

[AllAboutCams]

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

[brassmonkey]

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

yeah your right white people never steal or marry family members

[mineistaken]

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

backfired

[L-Pink]

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

Oh fuck

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

ADG

[rapidworkers]

suppose the particular battle.

[TrashyGirl]

he moved from Tennessee to Florida. when he was living in TN he sued Apple for letting him get addicted to porn on his computer which supposedly caused his marriage to fail

Time.com article on man suing Apple over Porn Addiction

[Harmon]

I can't say I blame the guy. Some of the corn fed pigs walking around certain parts of Florida would make a MacBook Pro look like Pam fucking Anderson when she was on Baywatch in the 90s

[Harmon]

also

[Grapesoda]

http://descrier.co.uk/oddities/flori...laptop-denied/

What
the
fuck...

won't be long before some guy tries to marry his brother, and what's too stop them?

[MPGdevil]

He should have bought a PC.

[brassmonkey]

won't be long before some guy tries to marry his brother, and what's too stop them?

i have a sheep named sandy. if you marry her i'll pay for the wedding. all the hay and apple you can eat!

[Robbie]

I hope nobody ever introduces him to Pornhub. He will kick that laptop to the curb. lol

[ctggls]

Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.

loool , funny

[Harmon]

I hope nobody ever introduces him to Pornhub. He will kick that laptop to the curb. lol

I'm guessing you haven't been introduced to apps that will download any flash movies on the page instantly with one click?

Pornhub? They take it with them They only go back when they get sick of jacking off to what they already have on their hard drive

[seeandsee]

what a stupid attention whore