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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    My Evil Plan to go Mainstream....

    I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.
  • Anthony
    Keyboard Warrior
    • Feb 2001
    • 9653

    #2
    aaaaaaaaaaahahahaahha, you're not the only one!

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    • chadglni
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 6924

      #3
      Best part is, it would work!


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      • tASSy
        Spread The Pink!
        • Nov 2004
        • 8229

        #4
        oh when the saints...come marching in...oh when the saints come marching in...

        donny will be...porn-freeeeee!

        oh when the saints come marching in.


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        • Donny
          As you wish...
          • May 2002
          • 13754

          #5
          Originally posted by chadglni
          Best part is, it would work!
          Yep. Mad, mad money.

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          • John Hughes
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 177

            #6
            "God likes porn too" -The Donovan Phillips' story

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            • Donny
              As you wish...
              • May 2002
              • 13754

              #7
              Originally posted by tASSy
              oh when the saints...come marching in...oh when the saints come marching in...

              donny will be...porn-freeeeee!

              oh when the saints come marching in.


              A-fucking-MEN sista!

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              • GlydeGirl
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1516

                #8
                Great idea! LOL

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                • Donny
                  As you wish...
                  • May 2002
                  • 13754

                  #9
                  Originally posted by John Hughes
                  "God likes porn too" -The Donovan Phillips' story

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                  • jacked
                    sperm tail
                    • May 2004
                    • 11019

                    #10
                    yes can't wait to see you on tv DONNY THE EVANGELIST you'd make more bank than joel ornstein
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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jacked
                      yes can't wait to see you on tv DONNY THE EVANGELIST you'd make more bank than joel ornstein
                      Seriously, this idea, if I were to do it, would pay off big time.

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                      • reynold
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        Haha good idea! See you at the 700 Club.

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                        • Due
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 3620

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Donny
                          I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.
                          I'm sorry but we have a patent on "God saved me", if you would like to apply for a license you can apply here www.godsavedme.com/license-church-tour.php
                          Since they are currently in high demand you would probably only be able to get one in case you have been convicted several times for obscenery charges, been in unsuccesfull psychological treatment or have been sued several times for scamming your models etc.
                          The good part it, if you get a license, the total cost is ONLY 45% of the total turnover
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                          • clickdude
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 136

                            #14
                            Weird Idea

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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562

                              #15
                              this needs a nice bump

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                              • halfpint
                                GFY's Halfpint
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 15223

                                #16
                                lol.. it will work until the church sees this thread

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                                • beemk
                                  CLICK HERE
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 20829

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jace
                                  this needs a nice bump


                                  bump of the year!
                                  I host with Vacares

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                                  • Dirty F
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 59204

                                    #18
                                    Oh please, if you ever see this lunatic making money with his god shit please refer them to this thread.

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                                    • bashbug
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 929

                                      #19
                                      What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit

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                                      • GigoloMason
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 742

                                        #20
                                        look at me look at me

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                                        • L-Pink
                                          working on my tan
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 39151

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bashbug
                                          What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit

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                                          • sicone
                                            Retired
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 18453

                                            #22
                                            a blast from the past

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                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7940

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Donny
                                              Seriously, this idea, if I were to do it, would pay off big time.
                                              Fuck I love GFY!
                                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 02-29-2008, 01:41 PM.
                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                              • SykkBoy2
                                                Jesus loves bacon
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 19969

                                                #24
                                                someone just earned $100 from Steve Lightspeed
                                                Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7940

                                                  #25
                                                  How do you spell "DISCREDITED" and "DISGRACED"???
                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                  • Mutt
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 34431

                                                    #26
                                                    whoaaaaaaaaaaa - nice find

                                                    there's a thread I made somewhere in the archives here where I recommended or predicted Donny would/should go back to Jesus and write a book and lecture
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                                                    • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                      North Coast Pimp
                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 9395

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Donny
                                                      I'm going to go to a big church, get radically "saved", write a book about how God delivered me from producing porn, and tour all the churches in the country... making mad money from the saints.
                                                      Wow, I never read that statement out of him...

                                                      So it all is just a big scam?

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                                                      • Jman
                                                        Already an AI veteran
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 22838

                                                        #28
                                                        Someone really needs to bring this thread up to the people Donny is working with. Can you imagine the OWNAGE...
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                                                        • Jayvis
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 5430

                                                          #29
                                                          Best idea I have ever heard.

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                                                          • Rochard
                                                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 75733

                                                            #30
                                                            Well, looks like he lived up to this thread!!!!
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                                                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                              North Coast Pimp
                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 9395

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Jean-Francois
                                                              Someone really needs to bring this thread up to the people Donny is working with. Can you imagine the OWNAGE...
                                                              That is what makes it worse, they prolly already know and are in on the scam...

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                                                              • Kermitt
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • May 2007
                                                                • 56

                                                                #32
                                                                This thread is going to be fun...
                                                                .

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                                                                • who
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 19593

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Which retard bumped this?

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                                                                  • Jace
                                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 35562

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by beemk


                                                                    bump of the year!
                                                                    thank steve lightspeed for remembering this thread, obviously this was all a huge plan for donny, and it seems to be working quite well

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                                                                    • Miss Munki
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                      • 1355

                                                                      #35

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                                                                      • SteveLightspeed
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 7940

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Donny posted this thread Feb 1, 2006

                                                                        Here is a quote from his blog...

                                                                        "Although I was raised as the son of a Pastor while growing up, I began making my living producing pornography in the summer of 1997. I continued in the adult industry until Monday, September 25th, 2006. On that day I was driving in my car praying to God. If you’d like to know more of that story, keep reading below, as I share the first 3 pages of the book I’m writing , describing what happened during September 2006."
                                                                        Coincidence?
                                                                        Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 02-29-2008, 02:45 PM.
                                                                        Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                        • CyberHustler
                                                                          Masterbaiter
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 28740

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Where's Belinda? I'm Horny...
                                                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                          • Kermitt
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • May 2007
                                                                            • 56

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
                                                                            Where's Belinda? I'm Horny...
                                                                            She's programming her TiVo for Nightline
                                                                            .

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                                                                            • BradM
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 3397

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I fucking hated that asshole, and that lying slut belinda. Both just piss me off.

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                                                                              • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 7940

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

                                                                                Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                • Jman
                                                                                  Already an AI veteran
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 22838

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                  I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

                                                                                  LMAO... NOICE!!!
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                                                                                  • MaDalton
                                                                                    I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 39861

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by who
                                                                                    Which retard bumped this?
                                                                                    i wonder WHO is a retard here...
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                                                                                    • NosMo
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                      • 1025

                                                                                      #43

                                                                                      So long and thanks for all the laughs

                                                                                      NosMo

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                                                                                      • BlueDesignStudios
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 9492

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        hehe lol

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                                                                                        • tony299
                                                                                          lurker
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 57021

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                          I can't wait to read Donnie's 2nd book

                                                                                          Thats too funny.

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                                                                                          • adrotations
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                                                            • 78

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by bashbug
                                                                                            What I don't get is Belinda is really good looking, and Donny is just a fat shit
                                                                                            Don't listen to bashbutt, he goes under diffrent names in here.. bashbug=ds250 multiple personality bitch.

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                                                                                            • BlockThree
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                                                              • 121

                                                                                              #47

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                                                                                              • baddog
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                                • 107089

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                ^who are they?^

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                                                                                                • Drake
                                                                                                  Hello world!
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 12508

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  lol awesome bump. Can't say he didn't live up to his plans. lol

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                                                                                                  • nico-t
                                                                                                    emperor of my world
                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 29903

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    holy shit this IS a nice find... dayummmm!

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