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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    Business I made over £250 today for virtually zero work... Heres how...

    OK, so you are going to need a few props for this to work, but they wont be expensive. Infact the cheaper and shittier they are, the better you will do...

    All you need about 5 old battered & torn rucksacks / bags, a few dirty blankets and a few old clothes... (Just get them from the local dump) Plus some old bits of cardboard and a marker pen to write on them...

    Thats all you need and once you have these things, they are 100% reusable! You are good to go again and again, day after day = MORE AND MORE MONEY!!!

    So... All you do, is to place a bag with some old clothes in it, and a dirty blanket in a disused shop doorway on a main street... Using one of the pieces of cardboard, write 'Homeless and hungry, please help' Place it on top the blanket and put a few small coins / loose change infront of the sign... Thats it! Now, go further along the street and do this again, with another bag and blanket and sign etc... Repeat another 3 times...

    Think of these as 'money traps'... Set as many as you can... The More traps - The MORE MONEY!!!

    Now, return to trap one, and you should find some money has been added to the 'float' you left behind. Cream it off into your pocket and go on to trap 2, and do the same. Repeat this all day, and at the end of the day, you should have a lot of cash...

    People see the bags and assume its some poor guys worldly belongings in that doorway, but he has had to leave them unattended for a moment... Who is gonna steal from a homeless guy who has even less than they do? Thats right - Hardly anyone... You are gonna make serious BANK!!!

    So just keep on going... Pro Tip? Use Different locations each day - Just check the bags once every hour or so... No need to rush about anywhere... Take it EASY... You can just sit in a Starbucks most of the day if you like... And if someone does take the bag, clothes and blanket, just get another set from the local dump...

    Money for NOTHING and your chicks for FREE!!!


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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    You can't do it in London - The best spots are booked months in advance...

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    • mineistaken
      See signature :)
      • Apr 2007
      • 29656

      #3
      I am anti handing out money for free like that (mostly because I know that money will not be spent well, but rather on booze etc). Let alone giving away to an empty spot like that.
      They deserver to be scammed.

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38946

        #4
        Originally posted by mineistaken
        because I know that money will not be spent well, but rather on booze etc
        Well I spent my money VERY WELL on booze

        I bought top name brands - Smirnoff, Grey Goose etc... None of that cheap 'house' brand rubbish...


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        • mce
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2012
          • 3915

          #5
          Why not try doing that in the hood?

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          • Barry-xlovecam
            It's 42
            • Jun 2010
            • 18083

            #6
            Low-tech robotic pan-handlers ...
            @mce No, it needs to be in a solid working class area -- need some sympathy ...

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818

              #7
              In Canada we'd drive our dogsled from one 'trap' location to another.

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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77396

                #8
                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                OK, so you are going to need a few props for this to work, but they wont be expensive. Infact the cheaper and shittier they are, the better you will do...

                All you need about 5 old battered & torn rucksacks / bags, a few dirty blankets and a few old clothes... (Just get them from the local dump) Plus some old bits of cardboard and a marker pen to write on them...

                Thats all you need and once you have these things, they are 100% reusable! You are good to go again and again, day after day = MORE AND MORE MONEY!!!

                So... All you do, is to place a bag with some old clothes in it, and a dirty blanket in a disused shop doorway on a main street... Using one of the pieces of cardboard, write 'Homeless and hungry, please help' Place it on top the blanket and put a few small coins / loose change infront of the sign... Thats it! Now, go further along the street and do this again, with another bag and blanket and sign etc... Repeat another 3 times...

                Think of these as 'money traps'... Set as many as you can... The More traps - The MORE MONEY!!!

                Now, return to trap one, and you should find some money has been added to the 'float' you left behind. Cream it off into your pocket and go on to trap 2, and do the same. Repeat this all day, and at the end of the day, you should have a lot of cash...

                People see the bags and assume its some poor guys worldly belongings in that doorway, but he has had to leave them unattended for a moment... Who is gonna steal from a homeless guy who has even less than they do? Thats right - Hardly anyone... You are gonna make serious BANK!!!

                So just keep on going... Pro Tip? Use Different locations each day - Just check the bags once every hour or so... No need to rush about anywhere... Take it EASY... You can just sit in a Starbucks most of the day if you like... And if someone does take the bag, clothes and blanket, just get another set from the local dump...

                Money for NOTHING and your chicks for FREE!!!
                so you with a house and a fuking car steal from the poor?? please tell me im wrong
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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38946

                  #9
                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                  so you with a house and a fuking car steal from the poor?? please tell me im wrong
                  Yes, you are wrong. I put the bags out, I collect the money. No 'poor people' are being stolen from. No guns to heads of the donators either. You cant even say I am soliciting in an aggressive way, as these are just empty traps... If people choose to leave money, thats their tough shit


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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                    Yes, you are wrong. I put the bags out, I collect the money. No 'poor people' are being stolen from. No guns to heads of the donators either. You cant even say I am soliciting in an aggressive way, as these are just empty traps... If people choose to leave money, thats their tough shit
                    shame on you!!
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                    • sandman!
                      Icq: 14420613
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 15431

                      #11
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                      • pimpmaster9000
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 26732

                        #12
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                        • brassmonkey
                          Pay It Forward
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77396

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sandman!
                          sober is a shithead!
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                          • CurrentlySober
                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38946

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                            sober is a shithead!


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                            • brassmonkey
                              Pay It Forward
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77396

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                              with any addiction you are shameless. i want to chat with u in private icq would be best
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                              • CurrentlySober
                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 38946

                                #16
                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                with any addiction you are shameless. i want to chat with u in private icq would be best
                                Sorry, but I dont use icq or skype or anything like that, but ilikepoo at ilikepoo dot com email works Or, PM me here?


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                                • beerptrol
                                  Confirmed Asshole
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 12722

                                  #17
                                  should have used poor kids to pan handle for you
                                  “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                                  -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                                  • CurrentlySober
                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 38946

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by beerptrol
                                    should have used poor kids to pan handle for you
                                    And have to give them a cut of my hard earned money? You are having a laugh!


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                                    • mineistaken
                                      See signature :)
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 29656

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      And have to give them a cut of my hard earned money? You are having a laugh!
                                      They will be giving you a cut from their money. That is the principle of every business. Not the other way around. You do not see share holders and ceos complaining that they give a cut to their employees, lol.

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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38946

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                                        They will be giving you a cut from their money. That is the principle of every business. Not the other way around. You do not see share holders and ceos complaining that they give a cut to their employees, lol.
                                        Oh no no no no no........... Oh no........

                                        I get the blankets, the bags and write the signs. I come back at hourly intervals and collect the money. Adding a child into the mix when they are not needed would be a dilution of profits.

                                        They are an unnecessary expense. Cut expenses, maximise profits...

                                        Be honest, you are just jealous that I am earning so much money arnt you?


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                                        • beerptrol
                                          Confirmed Asshole
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 12722

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                          And have to give them a cut of my hard earned money? You are having a laugh!
                                          They will pull in a hell of alot more money thus increasing your profits. People seem to give more when kids are involved
                                          “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                                          -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                                          • Sednub997
                                            Naked in my bathroom
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6174

                                            #22
                                            How many hamburgers did you buy with these money



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                                            • BIGTYMER
                                              Junior Achiever
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 17066

                                              #23
                                              Brilliant! Now I'll finally be able to profit from locations with spikes..

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                                              • overdose
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Mar 2012
                                                • 358

                                                #24
                                                best method I've seen for a while :D

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                                                • wehateporn
                                                  Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 27176

                                                  #25
                                                  Not sure why you've posted this here CS...Mods, please can you move it into the GFY Educational Series forum

                                                  GFY Educational Series

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                                                  • mineistaken
                                                    See signature :)
                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                    • 29656

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                    Oh no no no no no........... Oh no........

                                                    I get the blankets, the bags and write the signs. I come back at hourly intervals and collect the money. Adding a child into the mix when they are not needed would be a dilution of profits.

                                                    They are an unnecessary expense. Cut expenses, maximise profits...

                                                    Be honest, you are just jealous that I am earning so much money arnt you?
                                                    I assumed your kids would cover other (additional) grounds

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                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 38946

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                      I assumed your kids would cover other (additional) grounds
                                                      No need Just place more backpack traps


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                                                      • CurrentlySober
                                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 38946

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                        Brilliant! Now I'll finally be able to profit from locations with spikes..

                                                        Exactly ! Thats the spirit


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                                                        • SAMANTAmax
                                                          TieMeUp
                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 7046

                                                          #29
                                                          Easy money easy go
                                                          1million $ in a Month

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                                                          • ottopottomouse
                                                            She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 13177

                                                            #30
                                                            People always give more to a tramp with a dog on a bit of string.

                                                            Set yourself up as a dog daycare business and charge owners to look after their dogs, then tie up a dog at each of your pitches.

                                                            Paid to look after the dogs, and boosting your begging earnings too.
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                                                            • davidclickpapa
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2015
                                                              • 983

                                                              #31
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                                                              • celandina
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 11723

                                                                #32
                                                                A better business plan then all the tube thieves, dating sites with phoney females and the rest of the trash... even better though would be the long lost grandson scam who needs a bit of cash from his grandma with dementia

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                                                                • blogspot
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jan 2016
                                                                  • 292

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by celandina
                                                                  A better business plan then all the tube thieves, dating sites with phoney females and the rest of the trash... even better though would be the long lost grandson scam who needs a bit of cash from his grandma with dementia

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                                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 38946

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                                    Not sure why you've posted this here CS...Mods, please can you move it into the GFY Educational Series forum

                                                                    GFY Educational Series
                                                                    Oh NO! Please dont do that! I specifically prefaced this thread as 'Business'... So I can enter it as 'Best Business Thread' in this years GFY awards


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                                                                    • elliso
                                                                      Its All About Girls &SEX
                                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                                      • 1061

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Shame on U, U Left nothing for Whom deserve it.

                                                                      Sonner or later U Will Lost it all
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                                                                      • TheSquealer
                                                                        Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                                        • 26176

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                        with any addiction you are shameless. i want to chat with u in private icq would be best
                                                                        hahaha! the compulsive liar who works for pennies per month copying and pasting race bait and death news, wants to lecture someone on how they act in life.


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                                                                        • SAMANTAmax
                                                                          TieMeUp
                                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                                          • 7046

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Money making businesses
                                                                          1million $ in a Month

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                                                                          • SekobA
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                                            • 12174

                                                                            #38
                                                                            You gonna have millions very soon my friend

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                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 38946

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

                                                                              Damn you Covid!


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                                                                              • baddog
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                • 107089

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

                                                                                Damn you Covid!
                                                                                I swear, I had to look at the date because there was no way that could work now.

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                                                                                • Pink24
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Aug 2019
                                                                                  • 1436

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                  Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

                                                                                  Damn you Covid!
                                                                                  Serious question. What exactly do you do?
                                                                                  You have been here forever but all you do is post I lik poo and I cunt a4d it.

                                                                                  Occasionally you will post something mildly interesting but it's like a needle in a million haystacks.

                                                                                  I thought I was bad. Maybe I got some influence from you with my cum stories and about 'my friend' but yours is unrelenting.

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                                                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                    • 38946

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                    I swear, I had to look at the date because there was no way that could work now.


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                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 38946

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Pink24
                                                                                      Serious question. What exactly do you do?
                                                                                      You have been here forever but all you do is post I lik poo and I cunt a4d it.
                                                                                      I have poosted my life story (for real) explaining everything in the past. I have to go out now, but when I return I'll see if I can find it via the useless search feature.


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                                                                                      • CurrentlySober
                                                                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 38946

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                        I have poosted my life story (for real) explaining everything in the past. I have to go out now, but when I return I'll see if I can find it via the useless search feature.
                                                                                        OK, well I can't find the fully detailed version that exists somewhere on GFY, however I did find an abridged version. Its about a third of the original, but it hits the bullet points.

                                                                                        https://gfy.com/22472345-post17.html

                                                                                        To update, I'm currently very involved in property these days, currently closing on a 4 Bed atm, details to follow upon completion and for pleasure I'm authoring Children's Stories for sale on Amazon...

                                                                                        https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...published.html



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                                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 38946

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                          Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

                                                                                          Damn you Covid!
                                                                                          Well wish me luck! Saturday tomorrow and I'm gonna start up again. Nice warm weather, plenty of foot traffic as people are emerging into the streets again.

                                                                                          I'm probably doing them a favour by giving them somewhere to get rid of that extra spare change that they have built up from not being able to spend it... Save them the trouble of having to carry it around in their pockets or purses...

                                                                                          Think I won't go sit in Starbucks this time, but in a pub instead. One that does nice food like a gastropub or some such... That way I can continue to stuff my face as well as get good and drunk...

                                                                                          Bed now - Early start tomorrow... I guess I really DO work hard now and again...



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                                                                                          • baddog
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                                            • 107089

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                            Well wish me luck! Saturday tomorrow and I'm gonna start up again. Nice warm weather, plenty of foot traffic as people are emerging into the streets again.

                                                                                            I'm probably doing them a favour by giving them somewhere to get rid of that extra spare change that they have built up from not being able to spend it... Save them the trouble of having to carry it around in their pockets or purses...

                                                                                            Think I won't go sit in Starbucks this time, but in a pub instead. One that does nice food like a gastropub or some such... That way I can continue to stuff my face as well as get good and drunk...

                                                                                            Bed now - Early start tomorrow... I guess I really DO work hard now and again...

                                                                                            How did you do?

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                                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                              • 38946

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                              How did you do?
                                                                                              Unfortunately, I chose the wrong day.

                                                                                              Everything went amazingly at first, with people almost desperate to relieve themselves of some small change and feel that they were 'doing their bit' to help the homeless etc, but it kinda worked a bit too well...

                                                                                              I quickly amassed almost absurd amounts of change, but with the banks being closed, I had nowhere to change it up! Then the pubs started getting funny with me for trying to pay in pennies and refused to serve me, and because of that I didn't really have anywhere to sit down.

                                                                                              Added to having to carry all the change with me as I emptied to traps, meant I was unable to get around as fast as I would have liked, so just after midday I called it a day and came home...

                                                                                              Cant lug pocket fulls of change around on a sunny day... I blame the thoughtless bastards who donated. If they had left paper notes instead of metal change, I could have stayed at it even longer, and helped even more people feel good about themselves.

                                                                                              Will wait for a cooler day next time, and make it a weekday too, so I can change up all that pesky coper into easily carryable, foldable notes


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                                                                                              • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                                Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 4986

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by mce
                                                                                                Why not try doing that in the hood?
                                                                                                You can only work there at the beginning of the month. Useless after the first 5 days.

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