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SteveLightspeed · 01-08-2011, 07:26 PM

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

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Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

Profits of Doom · 01-08-2011, 07:27 PM

This won't end well...

PornGreen · 01-08-2011, 07:28 PM

uh-huh...

DoubleD · 01-08-2011, 07:29 PM

ah...yea

Si · 01-08-2011, 07:30 PM

Didn't work did it?

Choker · 01-08-2011, 07:31 PM

This thread is gonna be huge

MaDalton · 01-08-2011, 07:32 PM

as someone who had a model dying in a car accident and another in an accident at home I don't find neither your inicial thread nor this attitude amusing. sorry, steve

CaptainHowdy · 01-08-2011, 07:32 PM

AzteK · 01-08-2011, 07:32 PM

what's dead is your business and your brain...

Agent 488 · 01-08-2011, 07:34 PM

they will always live forever on torrents.

wdsguy · 01-08-2011, 07:34 PM

You are an idiot.

JD · 01-08-2011, 07:37 PM

gotcha....

Aussie Rebel · 01-08-2011, 07:38 PM

RIP Lightspeedcash...

FlexxAeon · 01-08-2011, 07:39 PM

You're right.

Unbelievable.

Spunky · 01-08-2011, 07:39 PM

Well,that was a tasteless joke regardless,not everybody knows she was fictional

Seth Manson · 01-08-2011, 07:42 PM

Get any of your girls hooked on coke lately??

Coup · 01-08-2011, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Get any of your girls hooked on coke lately??

Zombies don't do coke

edgeprod · 01-08-2011, 07:46 PM

Couldn't you have manned up and stopped it at this point, considering the tone of the thread already?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Thank you all who posted condolences, but some of the comments in this thread make me sick. If someone told me that their friend had died, I would never say "prove it". Seriously, WHAT the FUCK is wrong with you people?

I said I would post more details when I get any, and I will.

Steve Lightspeed

Instead of, you know, implying you were still waiting for details?

Can someone on the "inside" of this joke post and tell us how funny it was? Or explain why you didn't already?

SomeCreep · 01-08-2011, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Jordan Capri

and

Taylor Little

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

So that whole, "Tawnee died in a car accident" was a hoax? Lol, holy shit, you're one tasteless motherfucker. Ugh, I hate that narcissistic rich prick attitude, "I'm rich and I can joke around however the fuck I want, if you don't like it tough shit." Fuck you dude.

looky_lou · 01-08-2011, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Jordan Capri

and

Taylor Little

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

You are a total dick on this one pal. You really seem to have totally lost it recently and it seems to be getting worse by the day. You really should seek professional help.

Seth Manson · 01-08-2011, 07:51 PM

What do you guys expect from a guy with a hole in the top of his head. He clearly had his brain removed.

Would be funny to see that pic photochopped with his head being used as a candleholder or maybe that squirrel from that jane chic's pussy living in his head.

MrBottomTooth · 01-08-2011, 07:54 PM

Pretty disgusting actually, even for gfy.

Furious_Male · 01-08-2011, 07:54 PM

Is this supposed to be damage control of some sort? What a mess.

sologirlcontent · 01-08-2011, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Jordan Capri

and

Taylor Little

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

So Tawnee was created in 2001...so why did your "JOKE" death thread say 1982-2010 instead of 2001-2010 ( the character's death)
guess the sales boost wasn't enough to keep the "joke" rolling

man anyone still sending you traffic, should be dead themselves.
trying to figure out where the punchline of the joke is?

TeenCat · 01-08-2011, 07:56 PM

congrats steve, now check your traffic stats tomorrow ... you will not believe it ...

DoubleD · 01-08-2011, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male

Is this supposed to be damage control of some sort? What a mess.

You said it.

moeloubani · 01-08-2011, 07:56 PM

lol a joke? i dont get it

cess · 01-08-2011, 07:59 PM

heymatty · 01-08-2011, 08:02 PM

Lame, very lame.

NaughtyRob · 01-08-2011, 08:03 PM

Stupid fucking joke. No matter what you say.

BJ · 01-08-2011, 08:05 PM

The rise and fall of a creepy pornagrapher

Phillipmcd1 · 01-08-2011, 08:07 PM

I don't buy it, they got a lookalike. In the set released on the 8th (Carwash Hotties) the license plate of the car says D30 (December 30th.) The same day the real Tawnee passed away

Domain Diva · 01-08-2011, 08:09 PM

I guess it solves that riddle !

rowan · 01-08-2011, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

What about the other 99.9% of people who aren't your friends?

Do you think that most people would think you're joking when you say someone is dead?

Yeah, it got out of hand, maybe you shouldn't have even started it.

Dude, your credibility is going wayyyy down lately... I usually keep my mouth shut about things like this, but your joke was just... low.

Loki · 01-08-2011, 08:11 PM

THIS is why the media, gov, and general public hate 'us' we've become a fucking episode of "Punked" or "Ali G"

And this is why we can't have nice things anymore.

-Loki-

fris · 01-08-2011, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Jordan Capri

and

Taylor Little

are dead now too! Lightspeedgirls are dropping like birds over Arkansas!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Btw, what started as an insider joke has gone way too far. Some of you obsessive and creepy stalkers have really outdone yourselves. You sucked all the fun out of the internet and especially GFY.

Tawnee Stone is a fictional character that I created in 2001. I've always joked that when her site turned 10 years old, I would kill off her in a tragic accident. So I did. All my friends knew what was really going on. There is no big conspiracy to be found here. If you are offended, tough shit.

Please move on with your lives now.

Steve Lightspeed

pussy lips

AzteK · 01-08-2011, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

THIS is why the media, gov, and general public hate 'us' we've become a fucking episode of "Punked" or "Ali G"

And this is why we can't have nice things anymore.

-Loki-

'And this is why we can't have nice things anymore.'

haven't heard that saying in a minute...

NaughtyRob · 01-08-2011, 08:14 PM

Here is why I am so pissed off about this and at least one other close friend of mine...
Since 2005 four girls that we shot with and had websites with have died. FOR REAL. Its not fucking funny at all to joke about. One of them that I have been shooting with since 2005 just died in November suddenly. 23 fucking years old. Get a life Steve you fucking douchebag has been.

ladida · 01-08-2011, 08:25 PM

Yea, great joke. HA HA.

Are you 12?
Can't believe people can be this stupid.

cybermike · 01-08-2011, 08:29 PM

Wow talk about bad taste

dropped9 · 01-08-2011, 08:30 PM

holy shit balls of fire

Spunky · 01-08-2011, 08:30 PM

Dimple head

dropped9 · 01-08-2011, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

This won't end well...

You can say that again!

Mr Happy · 01-08-2011, 08:35 PM

I would never promote lightspeed hint hint

Warren · 01-08-2011, 08:37 PM

The context of the original thread was no joke.

Seth Manson · 01-08-2011, 08:39 PM

Steve is like Lindsay Lohan. Just fucking stupid and dying for attention.

Aussie Rebel · 01-08-2011, 08:43 PM

I wonder how Tawnee fans will take this joke when it hits surfer boards?

DBS.US · 01-08-2011, 08:45 PM

FAIL

sologirlcontent · 01-08-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I just heard that our very own Tawnee Stone was in a fatal car accident and is no longer with us. It is a very sad day, she is one of a kind.

She has thousands of fans, and I will release more details as soon as I learn more. I will make a decision about what to do with her site in the very near future.

She will be dearly missed by all of us at Lightspeed. RIP Tawnee

Steve Lightspeed

my response on page 4 of original thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by sologirlcontent

yea I'm going on the record to say I DON'T BELIEVE IT. Smelling more and more like a stunt..Shame on you Steve, Shame on you! I've had a couple of very close models die recently and the LAST place I'd mention it is on GFY. and still to this day I've never brought there names to gfy out of respect for the families involved. I do hope it's a stunt and that she is alive and well..but this is not a funny stunt
Her real name would be logged into police data at the scene of the accident..at very least 24 hours after...especially if death occurred at the scene.
I've been through this 5 times since 04 with some models I've shot and known personally, not something to take lightly...and none of he 4 were even as big as Tawnee...so yea at this point, google would have it all from the morning papers and blogs... 'nuff said

Steve's response

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Thank you all who posted condolences, but some of the comments in this thread make me sick. If someone told me that their friend had died, I would never say "prove it". Seriously, WHAT the FUCK is wrong with you people?

I said I would post more details when I get any, and I will.

Steve Lightspeed

I'm still looking for the joke

Puremeds-J · 01-08-2011, 08:55 PM

I do believe someone is now a crackhead

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