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08-21-2010, 07:14 AM
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Today's Wake N' Bake Thought of The Day
You know how when someone farts and they reference a duck? i.e. Rodney Dangerfield - "Whoa, somebody step on a duck?" - Caddyshack
How bad does it suck to be a creature that, the only sound you are capable of making is compared to a fart sound? 
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08-21-2010, 07:28 AM
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My farts usually sound more like a motorbike...
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08-21-2010, 07:31 AM
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08-21-2010, 07:48 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Oil your cabinet doors then.
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08-21-2010, 07:58 AM
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just thank who ever engineered the anus that they dont squeeze out sounding like a chimp's scream
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08-21-2010, 08:39 AM
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Aflac.....
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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08-21-2010, 01:06 PM
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08-21-2010, 01:12 PM
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do you think that guy owns a few pet ducks?
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08-21-2010, 01:18 PM
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 I guess it could be worse...  ADG |
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08-21-2010, 01:20 PM
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My baked thought of the day: Why are sleeveless shirts called wife beaters?
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08-21-2010, 01:30 PM
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08-21-2010, 01:33 PM
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Honest to god, I let out a huge blurter of a duck, just as I clicked the thread title !
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08-21-2010, 01:34 PM
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I make pixels work
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08-21-2010, 01:43 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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08-21-2010, 01:44 PM
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Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die?
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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08-21-2010, 01:45 PM
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All Your Design Needs
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sucks to be a duck!!!
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08-21-2010, 02:29 PM
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 Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Wait, I think I've forgotten this before. ADG |
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08-22-2010, 01:33 AM
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my head just exploded
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08-22-2010, 01:39 AM
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08-22-2010, 11:57 AM
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08-22-2010, 11:58 AM
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