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Old 02-22-2010, 11:44 AM   #1
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You've got the Wrong(est) Number

(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school?s number.)

Me: ?Thank you for calling. How may I help you??

Customer: ?How much for my daughter??

Me: ?Um??

Customer: ?She?s 16. It?s her first time. She needs training.?

Me: ?Sir, I think you want the driving school.?

Customer: ?Oh, what do you guys do??

Me: ?Adult websites.?

Customer: ?Oh?OH! Oh my God!?

http://notalwaysright.com/youve-got-...st-number/2538
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:46 AM   #2
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Old 02-22-2010, 11:46 AM   #3
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HAd you been recording the call that would have been classic.
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Old 02-22-2010, 12:42 PM   #5
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Old 02-22-2010, 12:43 PM   #6
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Old 02-22-2010, 12:58 PM   #7
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Old 02-22-2010, 01:30 PM   #9
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(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school?s number.)

Me: ?Thank you for calling. How may I help you??

Customer: ?How much for my daughter??

Me: ?Um??

Customer: ?She?s 16. It?s her first time. She needs training.?

Me: ?Sir, I think you want the driving school.?

Customer: ?Oh, what do you guys do??

Me: ?Adult websites.?

Customer: ?Oh?OH! Oh my God!?

http://notalwaysright.com/youve-got-...st-number/2538
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Old 02-22-2010, 01:50 PM   #10
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I get that a lot because I have our company name in phone book Avmodeling and in the phone book it says 18+ I get a call I want my kid to do so and so and im like you have the wrong company they are like what do you mean isnt this Avmodleing I say yes but we produce adult videos just like the name A = adult V =Video lol they back track fast.
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Old 02-22-2010, 03:34 PM   #11
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I think the best phone # suprise was in Trivial Pursuit. We were playing with the neighbors one night, and I got to ask the other couples wife the question.

The question was "What would you reach if you called 202-***-*414?"

She actually called the number, suddenly hung up real quick, and starting running around locking doors, closing curtains, & turning the lights out.


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Old 02-22-2010, 06:23 PM   #12
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:31 PM   #14
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:34 PM   #15
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A friend of mine used to have a number that was one number off an urgent care medical center's. He would get calls at 3am with people asking about what to do for chest pain or any number of other things. It drove him nuts and he finally ended up changing the number because people would argue with him over whether the had the wrong number or not.
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