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Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2008, 04:23 PM

Now I lay her down 4 sex,
I pray her pussy's tight & wet.
But, if she's loose & dry inside,
I pray her mouth can open wide! Amen.

Farang · 10-13-2008, 04:24 PM

Very nice, I'm trying to memorize

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AAK

Very nice, I'm trying to memorize

JDL 4:12

thats the section its in

Triple10Terry · 10-13-2008, 04:42 PM

Thats pretty funny

elron · 10-13-2008, 04:44 PM

When sales are down you need to post less replies on gfy

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by elron

When sales are down you need to post less replies on gfy

and you my friend need to "readi" less my friend , you prob spend more time on here lurking than i do these days .......... irony at its best

Juicy D. Links · 10-13-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple10Terry

Thats pretty funny

hehehheheh

elron · 10-13-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

and you my friend need to "readi" less my friend , you prob spend more time on here lurking than i do these days .......... irony at its best

check my posts per day , im sure you're better in math

David! · 10-13-2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by elron

check my posts per day , im sure you're better in math

Do you like movies with gladiators?

Iron Fist · 10-13-2008, 05:35 PM

The more you give, the more you are forgiven.

elron · 10-13-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

Do you like movies with gladiators?

go on , im waiting for the brilliant one.

ultra100 · 10-13-2008, 05:56 PM

Religion + Sex =..?

WiredGuy · 10-13-2008, 06:09 PM

Big money to be made in religion.
W

V_RocKs · 10-13-2008, 06:25 PM

I don't need a prayer... Sales are UP.

Tyler245 · 10-13-2008, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I don't need a prayer... Sales are UP.

haha....nice one

Manowar · 10-13-2008, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK

Very nice, I'm trying to memorize

is that roy jones jr getting fucked in your sig?

MaDalton · 10-13-2008, 07:06 PM

blasphemy!

Juicy D. Links · 10-14-2008, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

Do you like movies with gladiators?

qxm · 10-14-2008, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ultra100

Religion + Sex =..?

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought.

Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY.

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing buisness." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup.

This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.

.....SO ... to answer ur question.... Religion + Sex !=

.. it actually equals:

crockett · 10-14-2008, 04:05 AM

Jens Van Assterdam · 10-14-2008, 04:14 AM

I wanna go to the JDL church of gigolos!

seeandsee · 10-14-2008, 04:35 AM

Get prayer work for you

dennisthemenace · 10-14-2008, 04:37 AM

pray to the juicy metal guitar god...

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