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Old 08-05-2008, 01:29 AM   #1
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I feel so fucking old right now

I was talking with some 19 year old girl, and she kept going on about how she liked older guys. I figured she was talking about the cane-wielding, viagra-popping, wheelchair-riding type, until she uttered the dreaded words: "like you".

Apparently, I'm now of the age where 19 year old girls think it necessary to mention they're into "older guys" when they're hitting on me. Ugh.

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Old 08-05-2008, 01:30 AM   #2
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So did you mash that pussy or not?

The answer will make your age apparent.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:35 AM   #3
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So what did her 19 year old pink tasted like?
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:38 AM   #4
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Bend that shit over.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:39 AM   #5
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well you're like 26 if I remember right

so yeah, you make an older guy for her, just like a 33 year old woman would be "older woman" for you...
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:41 AM   #6
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:42 AM   #7
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So did you mash that pussy or not?

The answer will make your age apparent.
My girlfriend would probably cut off my penis in my sleep if I were to cheat on her, so no, I did not.
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Old 08-05-2008, 01:48 AM   #8
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My girlfriend would probably cut off my penis in my sleep if I were to cheat on her, so no, I did not.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:25 AM   #9
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take advantage of it dude
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:31 AM   #10
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:42 AM   #11
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I would only worry with the 40 years olds do the same thing.
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Old 08-05-2008, 03:54 AM   #12
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:03 AM   #13
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you should however mash that pussy lol
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