STORY: how i first met Ramos' mom: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 08-09-2007, 12:35 PM

now i have never really told Ramos the true story but here it is:

Ramos' mom had been doing photoshoots for quite sometime when i first met her, i remember the day i met her like it was yesterday.

it was summer, california, i saw this big titted, white skirted hoe walking down the street as i sat and sipped on a late at a local cafe.

I knew i recognized her as your mother so i shouted out "hey slut" so turned and saw me, i could swear to god her beauty was being beamed at me like a ray of sunshine, as she walked towards me her bountaful bussums shook up and down and i must admit i caught myself getting a small chubby.

So of course i asked her to join me, we sat and sipped lates in the california sun, we had quite the conversation but it was hard for because all i could think about was running my tongue up to her clit and all the way down to your moms ass.

We sat and chatted for about 2-3 hours, and finally i could not take it anymore, by this point i was as hard a rock, i politley asked her "Mrs. Ramos would you like to come back to my hotel to enjoy some festivities?" she obliged.

Within seconds i remember us making out in the back of a taxi cab, i would run my hand up and down her thigh not touching her pussy yet just to make it nice and wet. you do know you mother loves to be teased? finally as a touched her moist pussy she let out a huge moan and said "give it to me metaman" she proceeded to grab my cock which was already erect and pulsating and wrapped her ruby red lips around it and began sucking.

Now it was very difficult but picture us doing 69 in the back of the cab moaning as the cabby swerved in between traffic barely avoiding multiple accidents because he was to busy watching our escapade.

I licked her all around, inside and out, she jerked me hard, sucked my cock, licked it up and down like it was her favorite kind of lolipop.

this went on for about 20min and i could feel her about to cum and i could feel myself about to cum so i licked her even harder and she could feel this so she started to jerk me as hard as she could as she was wrapping her mouth around my hard cock waiting for the motherload.

I could feel myself getting ready to explode i told her to slap my balls harder and harder, and at the same time, "AHHHHHHHH" we both let out a huge scream, i sprayed a huge load in her mouth as she was also cumming at the same time.

At this time we pulled up to the hotel and i opened to door and looked back at her licking the last drops of cum from her lips as the cabby said "that will be $45", i looked your mother right in the eyes and said "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" and proceeded to walk in my hotel solo.

to this day i never know if she picked up the tab, maybe she also just sucked the dick of the cabby? but i must say it was an amazing expierience.

ADL Josh · 08-09-2007, 12:45 PM

you felt that this pathetic post deserved it's own thread?!?

shaGuar · 08-09-2007, 01:38 PM

There are many crazy in our bord

Violetta · 08-09-2007, 01:38 PM

so Ramos is the MetaMan victim of the week?

fris · 08-09-2007, 01:39 PM

you put a lot of energy into trolling someone

sniperwolf · 08-09-2007, 01:47 PM

i have nothing to say!

MetaMan · 08-09-2007, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh

you felt that this pathetic post deserved it's own thread?!?

loser rep says what? shut you mouth!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-09-2007, 01:56 PM

Hows the whole fucking yer mom thing going ya bitch imbred?

american pervert · 08-09-2007, 02:42 PM

sounds to me like someone is secretly in love with ramos...

Brother Bilo · 08-09-2007, 03:49 PM

What a douchebag. Couldn't come up with something new so he reposts the same shit from another thread. That's fucking weak dude.

WonderWoman · 08-09-2007, 03:58 PM

Classless thread.

MetaMan · 08-09-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

What a douchebag. Couldn't come up with something new so he reposts the same shit from another thread. That's fucking weak dude.

why the fuck do you follow me around like a puppy dog? do you want to yomp on my balls? do you want to wipe my ass for me?

i am trying to figure it out.

stop trying to be my shadow, you cannot be me, there is only 1 MetaMan!

MetaMan · 08-09-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonderWoman

Classless thread.

o ya and Ramos is the most classiest person on here?

you people are idiots, you forgot who these losers are and who they have fucked.

you people would call it classless for calling Hitler a butcher. shut your mouth.

Brother Bilo · 08-09-2007, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why the fuck do you follow me around like a puppy dog? do you want to yomp on my balls? do you want to wipe my ass for me?

i am trying to figure it out.

stop trying to be my shadow, you cannot be me, there is only 1 MetaMan!

I'm not following you, I just noticed you started a dumb ass thread. I would of commented on this thread no matter who started it. You should be more used to being a jackass by now, you've had enough practice.

MetaMan · 08-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo

I'm not following you, I just noticed you started a dumb ass thread. I would of commented on this thread no matter who started it. You should be more used to being a jackass by now, you've had enough practice.

you post in all my threads like religion. and you sound like a complete idiot everytime.

you probably sit and wait with your cock in hand for days at a time waiting for to me post so you can bust your load thinking about what my voice sounds like as you read my threads.

you must have the biggest blue balls. LOSER

Triple 6 · 08-09-2007, 04:32 PM

[[ yawn ]]

Brother Bilo · 08-09-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

you post in all my threads like religion. and you sound like a complete idiot everytime.

you probably sit and wait with your cock in hand for days at a time waiting for to me post so you can bust your load thinking about what my voice sounds like as you read my threads.

you must have the biggest blue balls. LOSER

That's clever, but I'm pretty sure this is the first thread of yours that I have posted in for a while now. And like I said, you started a thread with a long and lame ass post from another thread. You thought that you could just post the same shit and nobody was going to say anything? Sorry I had to be the one to break it to you that you're a tool, but it had to be done. Tool.

MetaMan · 08-09-2007, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple 6

[[ yawn ]]

omg all the losers crawling out the woodworks lately!

can we see some of your shitty "graffiti".

Triple 6 · 08-09-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

omg all the losers crawling out the woodworks lately!

can we see some of your shitty "graffiti".

aw, im sorry super mario fan boy. Are you upset the 30+ minutes you took out of your nintendo power-filled day to write a long ass momma joke didnt get all the laughs you wanted?

Well its great to see you have time to kill while you await puberty.

Carry on...

cones · 08-09-2007, 05:35 PM

ROFL - this from the same guy who started another thread suggesting if you didnt have a 18k post count and were regged back in the day (2003

) that you were a douchebag

holy fuck kid go pack to your poooter games already

Phoenix · 08-09-2007, 06:26 PM

not a cool thread at all...for reasons i wont go into

but i bet youd never make a mother joke about ramos if you get my meaning.

not cool...but you didnt know

[ScreaM] · 08-09-2007, 06:49 PM

I'm scared of such threads.

CaptainHowdy · 08-09-2007, 06:51 PM

My guess is that you take all of this too seriously...

SilentKnight · 08-09-2007, 07:37 PM

Total lack of class here...

GeXus · 08-09-2007, 07:45 PM

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	STORY: how i first met Ramos' mom: now i have never really told Ramos the true story but here it is: Ramos' mom had been doing photoshoots for quite sometime when i first met her, i remember the day i met her like it was yesterday. it was summer, california, i saw this big titted, white skirted hoe walking down the street as i sat and sipped on a late at a local cafe. I knew i recognized her as your mother so i shouted out "hey slut" so turned and saw me, i could swear to god her beauty was being beamed at me like a ray of sunshine, as she walked towards me her bountaful bussums shook up and down and i must admit i caught myself getting a small chubby. So of course i asked her to join me, we sat and sipped lates in the california sun, we had quite the conversation but it was hard for because all i could think about was running my tongue up to her clit and all the way down to your moms ass. We sat and chatted for about 2-3 hours, and finally i could not take it anymore, by this point i was as hard a rock, i politley asked her "Mrs. Ramos would you like to come back to my hotel to enjoy some festivities?" she obliged. Within seconds i remember us making out in the back of a taxi cab, i would run my hand up and down her thigh not touching her pussy yet just to make it nice and wet. you do know you mother loves to be teased? finally as a touched her moist pussy she let out a huge moan and said "give it to me metaman" she proceeded to grab my cock which was already erect and pulsating and wrapped her ruby red lips around it and began sucking. Now it was very difficult but picture us doing 69 in the back of the cab moaning as the cabby swerved in between traffic barely avoiding multiple accidents because he was to busy watching our escapade. I licked her all around, inside and out, she jerked me hard, sucked my cock, licked it up and down like it was her favorite kind of lolipop. this went on for about 20min and i could feel her about to cum and i could feel myself about to cum so i licked her even harder and she could feel this so she started to jerk me as hard as she could as she was wrapping her mouth around my hard cock waiting for the motherload. I could feel myself getting ready to explode i told her to slap my balls harder and harder, and at the same time, "AHHHHHHHH" we both let out a huge scream, i sprayed a huge load in her mouth as she was also cumming at the same time. At this time we pulled up to the hotel and i opened to door and looked back at her licking the last drops of cum from her lips as the cabby said "that will be $45", i looked your mother right in the eyes and said "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" and proceeded to walk in my hotel solo. to this day i never know if she picked up the tab, maybe she also just sucked the dick of the cabby? but i must say it was an amazing expierience.

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