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Old 04-16-2007, 02:05 AM   #1
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UN Survey. VERY Important.
Last month, the U.N conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.

In Eastern China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.

And of course, in the USA they didn't know what 'rest of the world' meant.
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Old 04-16-2007, 03:15 AM   #2
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Old 04-16-2007, 03:17 AM   #3
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Old 04-16-2007, 03:18 AM   #4
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thats by far the worst joke i have ever heard
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Old 04-16-2007, 03:22 AM   #5
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thats by far the worst joke i have ever heard
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:02 AM   #6
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thats by far the worst joke i have ever heard
You must be American.
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:06 AM   #7
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You're a fucking idiot.
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:22 AM   #8
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Last month, the U.N conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to food shortage in the rest of the world?"


Just hang on in their a little longer Paul - you may have to explain what a survey is - four times


PS.. And wait for the rest of the "sensitivity" *g*
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Old 04-16-2007, 04:45 AM   #9
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nOTABOOK THAT WAS REALLY UNCALLED FOR AND IN VERY BAD TASTE SINCE SOMEONE IN THE BUSINESS JUST LOST THEIR VERY YOUNG CHILD. DAM
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Old 04-16-2007, 05:31 AM   #10
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You forgot to turn off your caps lock key buddy.

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:D Very funny hehehe
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Old 04-16-2007, 06:38 AM   #13
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I think he was looking for the worst joke of all times in response to what rotowa85 said..
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I think he was looking for the worst joke of all times in response to what rotowa85 said..


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