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vod · 10-17-2006, 07:49 PM

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

vod · 10-17-2006, 07:51 PM

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

haha... Friday 2030

CheneyRumsfeld · 10-17-2006, 07:51 PM

Git R Done

dodger21 · 10-17-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vod

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

haha... Friday 2030

Come over here and fellate me.

reynold · 10-17-2006, 09:53 PM

Finally, national budget is being spent wisely this time..

BusterBunny · 10-17-2006, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

Git R Done

now that's funny right there

CaptainHowdy · 10-17-2006, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Finally, national budget is being spent wisely this time..

!!

skinnay · 10-17-2006, 09:59 PM

they're already over there

Gabriel · 10-17-2006, 10:27 PM

This thread needs more Wiseman.

rodney25 · 10-17-2006, 11:06 PM

lol Sounds like a good news.

10-17-2006, 07:49 PM	#1
vod Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,510	Redneck Special Forces Redneck Special Forces The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. 6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN." We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. __________________ Adult Merchant Account

10-17-2006, 07:51 PM	#2
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