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interracialtoons · 08-05-2006, 07:35 PM

Think it can't happen? Think again.

One stupid move by Israel and this could history.

What is the stupid move?...

Israel does a full invasion into Lebanon with most of it's tanks!

Why?

1. Those tanks will be destoryed in Lebanon with small anti-tank weapons and thus stripping Israeli troops of their ground advantage.

2. Once Israel has tons of ground troops in Lebanon they will have to scale back on air raids(don't wanna bomb your own people)

3. Lack of tanks in Israel will allow Hezbollah to cross the border and set up shop in Israel because repelling them can only be done by foot troops that frankly are no match for Hezbollah fighters.

4. No, can't do it with bombing. Israel would only be destroying their own shit once Hezbollah crossed the border.

5. Once a decent trail into Israel is established Iran will send in fighters also and conduct wide scale guerilla activity.

6. Israeli government woud have to go into exile and the place will collapse.

Why do I know this would be the case?

Because this is exactly what I predicted in Iraq!!!!!!

- No massive air raids in Baghdad since our troops are there.
- Tanks pulled back, not good in urban warfare.(IEDs fucking 'em up)
- Wide spread guerilla activity
- Defeat is around the corner

Would Israel be stupid enough to make these mistakes?
If they are just as smart as America then they will.

BoyAlley · 08-05-2006, 07:36 PM

Yes, you guessed it! This thread makes my elbow itch!

czarina · 08-05-2006, 07:37 PM

I say we turn the place to glass.

Pleasurepays · 08-05-2006, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons

Think it can't happen? Think again.

One stupid move by Israel and this could history.

What is the stupid move?...

Israel does a full invasion into Lebanon with most of it's tanks!

Why?

1. Those tanks will be destoryed in Lebanon with small anti-tank weapons and thus stripping Israeli troops of their ground advantage.

2. Once Israel has tons of ground troops in Lebanon they will have to scale back on air raids(don't wanna bomb your own people)

3. Lack of tanks in Israel will allow Hezbollah to cross the border and set up shop in Israel because repelling them can only be done by foot troops that frankly are no match for Hezbollah fighters.

4. No, can't do it with bombing. Israel would only be destroying their own shit once Hezbollah crossed the border.

5. Once a decent trail into Israel is established Iran will send in fighters also and conduct wide scale guerilla activity.

6. Israeli government woud have to go into exile and the place will collapse.

Why do I know this would be the case?

Because this is exactly what I predicted in Iraq!!!!!!

- No massive air raids in Baghdad since our troops are there.
- Tanks pulled back, not good in urban warfare.(IEDs fucking 'em up)
- Wide spread guerilla activity
- Defeat is around the corner

Would Israel be stupid enough to make these mistakes?
If they are just as smart as America then they will.

well.... someone just read "military strategy and invading foreign soil for dummies"

interracialtoons · 08-05-2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

I say we turn the place to glass.

We????

Speak for you fucking self. Oh that's right...you aint gonna do shit yourself; you mean "they should" since you'll be sucking on a soda on your fat ass when whatever is done is done.

interracialtoons · 08-05-2006, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

well.... someone just read "military strategy and invading foreign soil for dummies"

Actually, I served 10 years as a combat army officer.

But yes, the course is layed out for dummies; but what do you expect?
You think the army is going to make learning how to kill people fucking hard like some stupid college professor trying to grade on a curve.

Pleasurepays · 08-05-2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons

Actually, I served 10 years as a combat army officer.

But yes, the course is layed out for dummies; but what do you expect?
You think the army is going to make learning how to kill people fucking hard like some stupid college professor trying to grade on a curve.

a combat army officer that apparently has no ideas how tanks move into enemy territory, with what support and what happens beforehand? much less all the other obviously flawed points you made.

were you a combat army officer in the combat mail room?

Rambozo · 08-05-2006, 08:01 PM

You forgot one minor detail-
Israel has tactical nukes and would certainly use them before they faced destruction. Bye Bye Beruit.
But it won't come to that. Within a couple of months, Hezbolah will be a distant memory. It's like a sporting event where the underdog stays close for a while, but gets buried in the end.

notabook · 08-05-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

were you a combat army officer in the combat mail room?

Wtf? Have you ever been in a mail room? All the possible paper cuts you can receive are insane! Those magazines with the free CD's are most brutal; they can cause you to get TWO bandaids. Once a black guy named Carl Simmons had to get a single stitch once right on his right shoulder when a box of Glamour Magazines suddenly split open. It was a truly horrible site that you just can't comment on if you weren't there to see it... we said a prayer for the guy as he was rushed to the emergency room. He lost almost a full thimbleful of blood, he could have bled to death! How dare you make fun of mail room workers?

he-fox · 08-05-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interracialtoons

Think it can't happen? Think again.

One stupid move by Israel and this could history.

What is the stupid move?...

Israel does a full invasion into Lebanon with most of it's tanks!

Why?

1. Those tanks will be destoryed in Lebanon with small anti-tank weapons and thus stripping Israeli troops of their ground advantage.

2. Once Israel has tons of ground troops in Lebanon they will have to scale back on air raids(don't wanna bomb your own people)

3. Lack of tanks in Israel will allow Hezbollah to cross the border and set up shop in Israel because repelling them can only be done by foot troops that frankly are no match for Hezbollah fighters.

4. No, can't do it with bombing. Israel would only be destroying their own shit once Hezbollah crossed the border.

5. Once a decent trail into Israel is established Iran will send in fighters also and conduct wide scale guerilla activity.

6. Israeli government woud have to go into exile and the place will collapse.

Why do I know this would be the case?

Because this is exactly what I predicted in Iraq!!!!!!

- No massive air raids in Baghdad since our troops are there.
- Tanks pulled back, not good in urban warfare.(IEDs fucking 'em up)
- Wide spread guerilla activity
- Defeat is around the corner

Would Israel be stupid enough to make these mistakes?
If they are just as smart as America then they will.

Too much or ran out of pills? this is the obvious question.

69pornlinks · 08-05-2006, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rambozo

You forgot one minor detail-
Israel has tactical nukes and would certainly use them before they faced destruction. Bye Bye Beruit.
But it won't come to that. Within a couple of months, Hezbolah will be a distant memory. It's like a sporting event where the underdog stays close for a while, but gets buried in the end.

like the us in iraq, or us in nam, or ussr in afghanistan

interracialtoons · 08-05-2006, 08:28 PM

Foowy to all you chumps who "dis" me.

I was right about how Iraq was going to go!!!

The stuff I said above only applies if Israel is stupid.

I only bring it up because Israel is so arrogant that they may actually do something stupid.

What they are doing already could be considered stupid depending on how you looked at it.

For example: They had a few soldiers captured and they could have simply waited it out and did some highly precision strikes. Or simply "sacrificed" them. But what they are doing has resulted in 300,000 Israeli citizen fleeing their homes. Hezbollah would love it if these people never return.

You can't argue like "More Lebanese fled" because it doesn't fly to say "well, my enemies suffered worse" when you can avoid suffering yourself altogether.

08-05-2006, 07:35 PM	#1
interracialtoons Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,910	Massive Strike! Isreal Surrenders! Hezbollah Wins! Think it can't happen? Think again. One stupid move by Israel and this could history. What is the stupid move?... Israel does a full invasion into Lebanon with most of it's tanks! Why? 1. Those tanks will be destoryed in Lebanon with small anti-tank weapons and thus stripping Israeli troops of their ground advantage. 2. Once Israel has tons of ground troops in Lebanon they will have to scale back on air raids(don't wanna bomb your own people) 3. Lack of tanks in Israel will allow Hezbollah to cross the border and set up shop in Israel because repelling them can only be done by foot troops that frankly are no match for Hezbollah fighters. 4. No, can't do it with bombing. Israel would only be destroying their own shit once Hezbollah crossed the border. 5. Once a decent trail into Israel is established Iran will send in fighters also and conduct wide scale guerilla activity. 6. Israeli government woud have to go into exile and the place will collapse. Why do I know this would be the case? Because this is exactly what I predicted in Iraq!!!!!! - No massive air raids in Baghdad since our troops are there. - Tanks pulled back, not good in urban warfare.(IEDs fucking 'em up) - Wide spread guerilla activity - Defeat is around the corner Would Israel be stupid enough to make these mistakes? If they are just as smart as America then they will. __________________ Done.

08-05-2006, 08:28 PM	#12
interracialtoons Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,910	Foowy to all you chumps who "dis" me. I was right about how Iraq was going to go!!! The stuff I said above only applies if Israel is stupid. I only bring it up because Israel is so arrogant that they may actually do something stupid. What they are doing already could be considered stupid depending on how you looked at it. For example: They had a few soldiers captured and they could have simply waited it out and did some highly precision strikes. Or simply "sacrificed" them. But what they are doing has resulted in 300,000 Israeli citizen fleeing their homes. Hezbollah would love it if these people never return. You can't argue like "More Lebanese fled" because it doesn't fly to say "well, my enemies suffered worse" when you can avoid suffering yourself altogether. __________________ Done.

08-05-2006, 07:36 PM	#2
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Yes, you guessed it! This thread makes my elbow itch!

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czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	I say we turn the place to glass.

08-05-2006, 08:01 PM	#8
Rambozo Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 117	You forgot one minor detail- Israel has tactical nukes and would certainly use them before they faced destruction. Bye Bye Beruit. But it won't come to that. Within a couple of months, Hezbolah will be a distant memory. It's like a sporting event where the underdog stays close for a while, but gets buried in the end.