Fleshlight is still FFFFFucked : ( - GoFuckYourself.com

OG LennyT · 07-12-2006, 03:10 AM

I am done with this damn program.

FL banner in the header of a blog that gets 7-10k a day traffic and your telling me only 266 people clicked on it in 30 days (keep in mind, thats total, not 266 uniques) ?

somethings fuckin rotten.. and I turned down good guaranteed ad money for that spot. I'm a fool.

all thats on GFY is "we are fixing.. blah blah"

nothings being fixed because they are getting rich on our traffic and sending us peanuts.

No more for me.

Kimo · 07-12-2006, 03:15 AM

yeah but how many sales? are you sure that its not counting your sales too?

Fizzgig · 07-12-2006, 03:16 AM

Ouch, that's a big burn.

martinsc · 07-12-2006, 03:16 AM

who is working for fleshlight these days? any rep on gfy?

Jace · 07-12-2006, 03:16 AM

with a site with that kind of traffic, you don't have any click tracking on there?

all of my high traffic sites count all clicks from banners to the sponsor

Mikey_219Inc · 07-12-2006, 04:35 AM

ooo ... i keep forgetting i want some of these fuckers - 10 of em whoever wants to sell em to me and can ship em to me overseas fedex.

no im not from indonesia and no i dont have money in nigeria for you ... whoever does this bidness with me will get paid.

mb izzat 219inc dizzot kizzom

TIA

ps - are there different kinds?

also, sorry if i stole this thread or off topic - but ive been wanting to get some of these suckers for a while.

Jace · 07-12-2006, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey_219Inc

ooo ... i keep forgetting i want some of these fuckers - 10 of em whoever wants to sell em to me and can ship em to me overseas fedex.

no im not from indonesia and no i dont have money in nigeria for you ... whoever does this bidness with me will get paid.

mb izzat 219inc dizzot kizzom

TIA

ps - are there different kinds?

also, sorry if i stole this thread or off topic - but ive been wanting to get some of these suckers for a while.

then start a new thread, this thread is for fleshlight bashing only

Slap Dot · 07-12-2006, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

then start a new thread, this thread is for fleshlight bashing only

Fuck Fleshlight! Support sucks.

d00t · 07-12-2006, 07:01 AM

fleshlight stats were fucked ages ago...... such a shame

i didnt even need to post proof of shaving for it to go down in flames either ;(

sickkittens · 07-21-2006, 04:08 PM

Bump - so who is still having success with Fleshlight?

wedouglas · 07-21-2006, 04:12 PM

Works fine for me.

icecreanman · 07-29-2006, 01:28 AM

I can't even get my application approved (2nd) time I filed one out, do they only want high trafic sites so they can skim? lol.. Yeha you should use a click stat script to count the clicks. Alot of programs do this shit, they give you like monster sales for 1-2 months, then skim or shave all your sales and traffic hits. There is one way to combat this and thats to use a sales signup page along with your click stats program. Just create an order form and have order information (- credit card info) pass info to a txt file and then have the form re-direct to their order page. If you create the order form in conjunction to that affiliate program the customers won't think anything and proceed. Redirect it to the program's order page, then you can keep track of the sales. Even if the persons card gets decliend which won't happen to often you can keep track of all possible true sales.

Have the form date and time stamp in the txt file, then if they rip you off, you can call your lawyer.

I love it tho when you promote an affiliate program all over, then they cancel your account when they see 1000,00 diffrent refural urls on your account, then they say you were spaming. Pimproll did this to me, stay away from these guys!.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316

I am done with this damn program.

FL banner in the header of a blog that gets 7-10k a day traffic and your telling me only 266 people clicked on it in 30 days (keep in mind, thats total, not 266 uniques) ?

somethings fuckin rotten.. and I turned down good guaranteed ad money for that spot. I'm a fool.

all thats on GFY is "we are fixing.. blah blah"

nothings being fixed because they are getting rich on our traffic and sending us peanuts.

No more for me.

SomeCreep · 07-29-2006, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316

I am done with this damn program.

FL banner in the header of a blog that gets 7-10k a day traffic and your telling me only 266 people clicked on it in 30 days (keep in mind, thats total, not 266 uniques) ?

somethings fuckin rotten.. and I turned down good guaranteed ad money for that spot. I'm a fool.

all thats on GFY is "we are fixing.. blah blah"

nothings being fixed because they are getting rich on our traffic and sending us peanuts.

No more for me.

Run that banner through a script that counts click and you'll see what the true number is, compared to what the sponsor reports.

CT · 07-29-2006, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icecreanman

I can't even get my application approved (2nd) time I filed one out, do they only want high trafic sites so they can skim? lol.. Yeha you should use a click stat script to count the clicks. Alot of programs do this shit, they give you like monster sales for 1-2 months, then skim or shave all your sales and traffic hits. There is one way to combat this and thats to use a sales signup page along with your click stats program. Just create an order form and have order information (- credit card info) pass info to a txt file and then have the form re-direct to their order page. If you create the order form in conjunction to that affiliate program the customers won't think anything and proceed. Redirect it to the program's order page, then you can keep track of the sales. Even if the persons card gets decliend which won't happen to often you can keep track of all possible true sales.

Have the form date and time stamp in the txt file, then if they rip you off, you can call your lawyer.

I love it tho when you promote an affiliate program all over, then they cancel your account when they see 1000,00 diffrent refural urls on your account, then they say you were spaming. Pimproll did this to me, stay away from these guys!.

Please contact me ASAP. I am on ICQ right now. 34416048

CT · 07-29-2006, 02:30 AM

I challenge anyone who is having problems with Fleshlight to contact me. I would love to help you out.

CT [at] Fleshlight.com
Icq: 34416048

icecreanman · 07-29-2006, 02:31 AM

All is good so far, got approved for the Fleshlight program, will give it a try and see what happens. Webmaster was very helpfull my signup, I didn't know it was invite only. Thanks Fleshlight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icecreanman

I can't even get my application approved (2nd) time I filed one out, do they only want high trafic sites so they can skim? lol.. Yeha you should use a click stat script to count the clicks. Alot of programs do this shit, they give you like monster sales for 1-2 months, then skim or shave all your sales and traffic hits. There is one way to combat this and thats to use a sales signup page along with your click stats program. Just create an order form and have order information (- credit card info) pass info to a txt file and then have the form re-direct to their order page. If you create the order form in conjunction to that affiliate program the customers won't think anything and proceed. Redirect it to the program's order page, then you can keep track of the sales. Even if the persons card gets decliend which won't happen to often you can keep track of all possible true sales.

Have the form date and time stamp in the txt file, then if they rip you off, you can call your lawyer.

I love it tho when you promote an affiliate program all over, then they cancel your account when they see 1000,00 diffrent refural urls on your account, then they say you were spaming. Pimproll did this to me, stay away from these guys!.

CT · 07-29-2006, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icecreanman

All is good so far, got approved for the Fleshlight program, will give it a try and see what happens. Webmaster was very helpfull my signup, I didn't know it was invite only. Thanks Fleshlight.

No problem, glad we were able to get everything resolved

Kimo · 07-29-2006, 02:43 AM

my stats are still fucked, fucks.

iwantchixx · 07-29-2006, 02:45 AM

where's my fleshlight

07-12-2006, 03:10 AM	#1
OG LennyT Wall Street Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 14,345	Fleshlight is still FFFFFucked : ( I am done with this damn program. FL banner in the header of a blog that gets 7-10k a day traffic and your telling me only 266 people clicked on it in 30 days (keep in mind, thats total, not 266 uniques) ? somethings fuckin rotten.. and I turned down good guaranteed ad money for that spot. I'm a fool. all thats on GFY is "we are fixing.. blah blah" nothings being fixed because they are getting rich on our traffic and sending us peanuts. No more for me. __________________ Tradeking - my online broker \| 4.95 a trade \| make real $$

07-12-2006, 03:15 AM	#2
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	yeah but how many sales? are you sure that its not counting your sales too? __________________ ...

07-12-2006, 03:16 AM	#3
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	Ouch, that's a big burn. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

07-12-2006, 03:16 AM	#4
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	who is working for fleshlight these days? any rep on gfy? __________________ Make Money

07-12-2006, 04:35 AM	#6
Mikey_219Inc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i dont even know ... Posts: 1,876	ooo ... i keep forgetting i want some of these fuckers - 10 of em whoever wants to sell em to me and can ship em to me overseas fedex. no im not from indonesia and no i dont have money in nigeria for you ... whoever does this bidness with me will get paid. mb izzat 219inc dizzot kizzom TIA ps - are there different kinds? also, sorry if i stole this thread or off topic - but ive been wanting to get some of these suckers for a while. __________________ Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

07-12-2006, 03:16 AM	#5
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	with a site with that kind of traffic, you don't have any click tracking on there? all of my high traffic sites count all clicks from banners to the sponsor

07-12-2006, 07:01 AM	#9
d00t Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind Posts: 3,766	fleshlight stats were fucked ages ago...... such a shame i didnt even need to post proof of shaving for it to go down in flames either ;(

07-21-2006, 04:08 PM	#10
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Bump - so who is still having success with Fleshlight? __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

07-21-2006, 04:12 PM	#11
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	Works fine for me.

07-29-2006, 02:30 AM	#15
CT Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 513	I challenge anyone who is having problems with Fleshlight to contact me. I would love to help you out. CT [at] Fleshlight.com Icq: 34416048 __________________ ICQ: 34416048

07-29-2006, 02:43 AM	#18
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	my stats are still fucked, fucks. __________________ ...

07-29-2006, 02:45 AM	#19
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	where's my fleshlight