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My girlfriend says she has small boobs!
well, not that i deny...and she does not want to go for a any artificial implants or pills.... any other good ways to handle this and make her feel better
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Ok... I'll be first.... thread useless without pics
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post pics and we'll be the judges :P
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uh need pics
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You could always tell her that you like her the way she is...
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That's easy.. just pull on her nipples real hard.
Real hard.
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without pics there is no way to tell
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Now thats kinda sweet... Tell her that you like her and accepted her fully the way she is... |
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I agree we can't give you a good answer, without pics.
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Just tell her that you are satisfied with what she has, but at least try to look serious
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Tell her you aren't exactly sporting a crowbar yourself and the under-endowed need to stick together. Luckily small penis syndrome skips generations so your kids should be fine.
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i think you need to post some pics to let us decide.
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Yes. Cut them off. |
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hit her... nah, dont do it.
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some titty pics would be good now
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Just tell her to be happy with what she's got
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girls always aren't satisfied with their boobs or legs or something else.
and i think where is only one way - tell about love as often as possible (maybe she fear what you don't love her?)
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All boobs rock!! Small... big... doesn't matter!
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Buy her some of those Victoria`Secret Push Up Bras..... Are Great!!
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Just tell her you love small boobs.
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replace her!
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Anyway, you must deny it when you talk to her. She probably needs your complements
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You can do anything to make her "feel better." If people are obsessed with a body part or flaw most likely they will be bothered by it for years and nothing can stop it besides maybe therapy or a psychiatrist.
I know people who have been obsessed with their body/body parts/flaws whatever for like 15 years and most likely it won't stop until the day they die. It's all in the head. It will be a lifetime thing. When I'm upset about a flaw I have it never goes away untless I actually fix it, like get surgery or something (which I haven't done btw) so it stays with you until you die! |
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smack that bitch around like the true redneck you are, she won't ever get mouthy with you again.
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As for me - i suffer when i am fat 0 i start to do sport and feel better. What she could do except surgery - i can't imagine! ![]() |
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tell her to keep the small ones for now, after she has kids or gets old and they start to look like pancakes then you'll buy her new ones.
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me like small tits.. but you should atleast post some pics. try massage the boobbies every night :P
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more then a mouthfull is a waste anyway
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post pics dude!
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typ0 post pix now!!!! :p
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where are the damn pics?
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![]() As for what she can do, all she can do if she doesn't want surgery is buy lots of good push-up bras and Curves or those things made out of silicone that you insert inside your bra to make you look like you got tits. Their just pads. I heard a lot of actresses use these on tv shows too http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ance&n=1036592 |
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Anyone! do it!
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But then she'll also gain weight everywhere else in her body and get fat, so no point in having big boobs if everything else is big too... Plus the stretch marks! Plus the pain! Yes I know about epidurals but still, it's still not a pleasant thought giving birth... too much pain. All the celebrities are getting elective c-sections now, but that hurts like hell as well, its major surgery. Plus it's nasty to even imagine being cut open like that... it just scares me... I would personally want to be put asleep during it, even though u cant see it, u can feel the pressure when the docs take out the baby. No kids! ![]() |
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when you give a birth to a child - the pain is tolerant! you forget it on the other day! and epidural is dangearous sometimes. my grandma said i should spread the chicken sheat on my tits to make it bigger - she was joking of course ![]() |
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It's a difficult situation... as a boyfriend (I presume you're male) it's probably something you can't be too knowledgeable about, lest you offend her. Suggesting things like push up bras or chicken fillets (drop in silicone padding) might actually upset her more.
Above all you need to emphasise that the boobs she have are great. Are they big enough for the "they fit my hands perfectly" line? |
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![]() If I HAD to have a kid I would rather have an epidural even if it's more dangerous, or I would schedule an elective c-section (this is possible if you are willing to pay out of pocket) and be put to sleep while they do it. But the truth is that I really don't want kids at all... I just don't want to dedicate my life to raising someone, I want to dedicate my life to myself, not to another human being. I don't want to have to watch over anyone or take care of anyone all the time. I want to do what I want to do whenever I want to do it. I work hard for everything I have and I want to enjoy it and spend it on myself and not be stressed out having to raise/take care of someone. I also just don't like kids... sorry ![]() I also don't like ANY pain, even if it's tolerable. I would rather not have it at all if possible. |
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try buing gift for her....nice bra but one cup smaller that she is wearing
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I think small boobs are the best anyway! Here's to small boobies
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