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05-14-2006, 05:51 PM
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my dad's a fucking cockhead!
My mother loves chihuahuas so last xmas, I got her a chihuahua puppy, so I got up there today for mothers day only to find out my dad got her a teacup chihuahua puppy. The little fucker can actually stand under the one I got her. That kinda pisses me off.
Now how can i outdo his ass? I dont think they have 1 inch tall chihuahua's. Only thing i can think of is to show up with a fucking rotwieller puppy to eat the goddamn chihuahuas.
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05-14-2006, 05:52 PM
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perverted justice decoy
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think you are gonna have to hook up a fetus to get any smaller
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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died 
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05-14-2006, 05:55 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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Pay for a visit to the doggy spa
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05-14-2006, 05:56 PM
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Get a mouse and cut off the tail and call it a super tiny chihuahua.
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05-14-2006, 06:00 PM
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05-14-2006, 06:05 PM
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 [Props man tries to attach antlers to a mouse] Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work. Frank Cross: Did you try staples?
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05-14-2006, 06:39 PM
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05-14-2006, 06:43 PM
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kill the dog your dad bought for mom, you win.
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05-14-2006, 06:43 PM
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WORLDS SMALLEST LIVING DOG Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ MORRISON A dog just over seven inches long and weighing 27 ounces has been officially confirmed as the world's smallest living dog. Danka, a one-year-old long-haired Chihuahua, is one of 10 dogs that Igor Kvetko keeps in Revuca, eastern Slovakia. He said he knew Danka wasn't going to grow much bigger and got in touch with the Guinness Book of Records earlier this year out of curiosity. "I started to think that she was a bit small, even for a Chihuahua and so I got in touch with the Guinness Book of Records. "Eventually I got back a certificate that confirmed what I thought - she's the smallest living dog on the planet. "I've been breeding dogs for 14 years and among those a number of Chihuahuas. But I knew pretty soon Danka was on the small side. Now we know what a record-breaker she actually is." Danka who isn't that keen on dog food only eats a small amount of dry food crushed up. Owner Kvetko added: "She only eats granules of dog food and even then only two and a half ounces a day." 
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05-15-2006, 12:28 AM
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05-15-2006, 12:31 AM
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kill your dad, problem fixed...
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05-15-2006, 12:40 AM
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you would have to make it look like an accident
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05-15-2006, 12:43 AM
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05-15-2006, 12:45 AM
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