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Amputate Your Head · 01-31-2002, 11:57 AM

Has this ever happened to you?

A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those *freak out* responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray.

So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen.

Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair.

FATPad · 01-31-2002, 12:00 PM

TaDoW · 01-31-2002, 12:14 PM

roflmao :-)

amp ... maybe it's a sign?

Dawgy · 01-31-2002, 12:18 PM

i think youre making up the sneeze part to try & justify the sticky goo all over your computer

On-top · 01-31-2002, 12:21 PM

Hahaha...that sucks man. At least tomorrow's Friday.

eRock · 01-31-2002, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
i think youre making up the sneeze part to try & justify the sticky goo all over your computer

LMAO!

BruceM · 01-31-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
i think youre making up the sneeze part to try & justify the sticky goo all over your computer

Indeed.

TopTGP · 01-31-2002, 12:50 PM

We may be a bunch of computer geeks, but we're fuckin' rich!

Dawgy · 01-31-2002, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by TopTGP
We may be a bunch of computer geeks, but we're fuckin' rich!

god damn. im supposed to be rich? what the hell...

Jakke PNG · 01-31-2002, 12:52 PM

Something similar happened to me, but I don't want to talk about it.

TopTGP · 01-31-2002, 12:53 PM

I hate it when you go to fart, and then you realize you've just stained you're pants

Ludedude · 01-31-2002, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by TopTGP
I hate it when you go to fart, and then you realize you've just stained you're pants

Mommy, do farts have lumps???

Amputate Your Head · 01-31-2002, 02:32 PM

you guys are just disgusting.

Rocky · 01-31-2002, 03:24 PM

i hate it when i'm "prairie dogging"

you know, when you really have to shit badly and you're in the car driving, trying to hold it back but it just keeps popping in and out of the hole

if you want to learn more about "prairie dogging" and other incredibly funny stuff, i highly recommend you check out the movie Rat Race

it had me laughing for the entire duration

on a final note - sorry to hear about your incident Amp

maybe it's time to install that splash guard on your monitor

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-31-2002, 04:34 PM

Don't you just HATE when that happens ?!?

TaDoW · 01-31-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by TopTGP
I hate it when you go to fart, and then you realize you've just stained you're pants

I did that in the shower the other day with my girlfriend ... god damn that was a bad situation to try and cover up...

when she smelled it she smacked me on my chest asking "did you fart?"

I stood there perched with my butt cheeks clinging together ... "mmmhhmmm''

moments later she took her facewash out, and started washing her face (eyes closed, so I dove into the stream of water and madly scrubbed away, clearing everything up before she had a chance to open here eyes again :-)

01-31-2002, 11:57 AM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Gelatinous Goo Projectile! Has this ever happened to you? A sneeze snuck up on me... not one of those that you feel comin' on for a few seconds first, but one that just spontaneously fuckin' happens in the blink of an eye. And this gelatinous goo projectile was instantly thrust upon my screen. As I was leaning over to inspect the vile substance blocking my vision, I tipped my coffee over, which spilled off the desk and burned my foot, causing one of those freak out responses, forcing my knee into the keyboard tray. So now my foot is burned, my coffee is gone, my knee is tingling, and I have this sticky crap all over my screen. Only a true geek could sustain this much damage in less than 10 seconds from simply sitting in a chair.

01-31-2002, 12:00 PM	#2
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	HAHA

01-31-2002, 12:14 PM	#3
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	roflmao :-) amp ... maybe it's a sign? __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

01-31-2002, 12:18 PM	#4
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	i think youre making up the sneeze part to try & justify the sticky goo all over your computer __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-31-2002, 12:50 PM	#8
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	We may be a bunch of computer geeks, but we're fuckin' rich! __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

01-31-2002, 12:21 PM	#5
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	Hahaha...that sucks man. At least tomorrow's Friday.

01-31-2002, 12:52 PM	#10
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Something similar happened to me, but I don't want to talk about it. __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-31-2002, 12:53 PM	#11
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	I hate it when you go to fart, and then you realize you've just stained you're pants __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

01-31-2002, 02:32 PM	#13
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	you guys are just disgusting.

01-31-2002, 03:24 PM	#14
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	i hate it when i'm "prairie dogging" you know, when you really have to shit badly and you're in the car driving, trying to hold it back but it just keeps popping in and out of the hole if you want to learn more about "prairie dogging" and other incredibly funny stuff, i highly recommend you check out the movie Rat Race it had me laughing for the entire duration on a final note - sorry to hear about your incident Amp maybe it's time to install that splash guard on your monitor

01-31-2002, 04:34 PM	#15
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Don't you just HATE when that happens ?!? __________________