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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Baltimore
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Anyone know why Mysql is a Big piece of Shit ?
Anyone know ??
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ol' timer
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Seattle WA
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we use it. we love it
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Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
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mysql is cool until you start hitting it 500k times a day
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: North
Posts: 279
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Then ya gotta go for Oracle, If you can afford it...
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#5 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: IN
Posts: 2,283
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MySQL is really pretty cool when used right...I just hate that people call it so many different fucking things. My S-Q-L My sequal My cycle My cicle Miscle I'm like, "Dude, I don't care about your cycle!" |
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 3
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how do mre makaa thje hun?
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: dot com
Posts: 146
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mysql is great expect you donīt know how to tweak it or you have a weak database layout.
some heavy loaded sites use it without any problems. Even if you get a very high load you can use the replication features and split the load on different database servers. |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: LA
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------------------ ah you have been blessed with 72 virgins? |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: LA
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at ~400 req/sec ( insert user ip , borwser lang, referer) last pid: 1696; load averages: 0.16, 0.18, 0.21 08:33:26 22 processes: 21 sleeping, 1 on cpu CPU states: 91.9% idle, 3.7% user, 4.3% kernel, 0.2% iowait, 0.0% swap Memory: 4096M real, 3109M free, 52M swap in use, 7435M swap free PID USERNAME THR PRI NICE SIZE RES STATE TIME CPU COMMAND 307 root 12 58 0 54M 43M sleep 249:41 6.43% mysqld-aw runns nice ![]() ------------------ ah you have been blessed with 72 virgins? |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 153
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Both S-Q-L and Sequel are the truth pronounciation, this funny different was made by IBM and Microsoft about 10 yrs ago.
Mysql is the great database server. The most important thing is it's free so it can't do something cool or gives the best efficiency like some expensive dbs. But it still great for us who use it only on the internet. Some unprofessional table design and/or script coding will cause the db down as hell. So before you purchase a script or hire some programmer, ask them if they're a professional. |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: LA
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100% ACK mysql is nice for 'smal to medium ' project's most problem is that some guy's getting php and mysql onthe server ... coding ( pasting ) a 3 line phpscript into the htmlfiles ... and NOW the guy is not more a webdesinger he is NOW A webprogrammer and database admin. then he start to make tables like create table website (htmlcode longtext) and later on the site select ... dynamic pages ![]() but the best is the own searchengine ! select * from website where htmlcode line '%key%' OK now mysql suxx ![]() ------------------ ah you have been blessed with 72 virgins? |
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