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SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2004, 09:19 PM

I just fucked up tonight with one of my wife's new friends.

They all took the kids trick or treating together. My wife invited my son's friend, since she has been trying to make friends with the friend's mom too.

When the kids got back, they rang our doorbell and pretended to be trick or treaters. We had a HUGE bowl of mixed candy, like enough for 100 kids, left over since not many kids hit our house tonight. So for fun I dumped it all out evenly into each kids bag. They got over pound each. The kids were laughing their asses off, screaming like they just won the lottery, and I was throwing candy everywhere like Willy Wonka...

Then the mom fucking flipped! Apparently she was strict about "only one piece from each house". She didn't want too much candy, because she felt like she needed to inspect each piece herself for safety -- lol -- now she'll be up all night!

It never occurred to me that would make anyone mad! Oops!

Steve Lightspeed

detoxed · 10-31-2004, 09:20 PM

You are such a fucking asshole

Spunky · 10-31-2004, 09:21 PM

She is probably going to eat it all anyways..ungrateful freeloaders

PiksalDesign · 10-31-2004, 09:22 PM

IMHO people like that arent worth the time to deal with. If she doesnt have a sense of humor, why even try to entertain?

PerfectionGirls · 10-31-2004, 09:24 PM

Damn... maybe your wife should passs on that new friend.

Hopefully they eat all of it tonight and keep mom up for a month!

sicone · 10-31-2004, 09:24 PM

I'm taking my kid to your place next yr.

I would personally be offended by her reaction. I understand the need the inspect your childs candy, but what she's saying is she doesnt trust you either basically

Marcus Aurelius · 10-31-2004, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You are such a fucking asshole

Yeah. him and his generous candy giving self...its people like you, giving out large amounts of candy, that give halloween a bad name man..

Drake · 10-31-2004, 09:27 PM

Nickless · 10-31-2004, 09:28 PM

Safety check for candy? wow...
Shannon is better off without that psycho bitch around

Then imagine how she would react when she asks her what's her job? "hm not much i just help my husband run these teen porn sites... seen the tawnee/jordan lesbian set yet? it's awesome!"

Nickless · 10-31-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
Damn... maybe your wife should passs on that new friend.

Hopefully they eat all of it tonight and keep mom up for a month!

huh... i agree

SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Nickless
Safety check for candy? wow...
Shannon is better off without that psycho bitch around

Then imagine how she would react when she asks her what's her job? "hm not much i just help my husband run these teen porn sites... seen the tawnee/jordan lesbian set yet? it's awesome!"

Yeah, we'll save that discussion for another day.

PerfectionGirls · 10-31-2004, 09:33 PM

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Then imagine how she would react when she asks her what's her job? "hm not much i just help my husband run these teen porn sites... seen the tawnee/jordan lesbian set yet? it's awesome!"

LOL No shit!

Hey Nickless, looky there... we agree again

PurrrsianPussyKat · 10-31-2004, 09:41 PM

You're a bad bad man Steve!

LOL

OzMan · 10-31-2004, 09:52 PM

I gave a shitload of candy out tonight to who I thought were the last couple kids and then about 12 appeared behind them. I was scrambling trying to find more.

People who are that paranoid/strict about Halloween should keep their kids locked inside 24/7. Plus it was very rude of her to do that in front of you as she was your guest.

TheLegacy · 10-31-2004, 09:55 PM

better to have too much then too little candy and the kids disappointed.. wait until christmas when the kids visit your house because their mom short changed them on presents.

escorpio · 10-31-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
Damn... maybe your wife should passs on that new friend.

Absolutely. Uptight bitches like that are trouble.

cjnet · 10-31-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
I was throwing candy everywhere like Willy Wonka...

brizzad · 10-31-2004, 10:21 PM

giving candy to kids?

throwing objects around?

seems to me that kids mom was in her right mind - you've got 2 strikes so far, lets see how long until the 3rd one comes around

what are you gonna do next? take them to ride go karts? or possibly throw a football with them?

you're a dangerous man

SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
giving candy to kids?
throwing objects around?

seems to me that kids mom was in her right mind - you've got 2 strikes so far, lets see how long until the 3rd one comes around

what are you gonna do next? take them to ride go karts? or possibly throw a football with them?

you're a dangerous man

Yeah, I know. Just today I let my son ride a bike that ONLY HAD TWO WHEELS. If he had any kind of balancing problem, or possibly a sudden loss of sight, he would have been just an inch away from certain disaster!

baddog · 10-31-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Nickless
Safety check for candy? wow...

are you kidding? we did that for our kids back when they were trick or treating. . . our city used to have a place where you could bring stuff in to have it x-rayed . . . not sure if they still do that or not.

iownthefrench · 10-31-2004, 10:55 PM

I heard somewhere that there's been like only one reported case of tained candy during halloween in the history of the event in the US. Can't verify it though... still, I know it's very low. Maybe a tad paranoid....

pornguy · 10-31-2004, 10:57 PM

yep
Call the local fire dept. or local hospital, and they will tell you where you can have the candy x-rayed for free.
And tell that bitch to go fuck herself... what a psycho!

Sifu · 10-31-2004, 10:58 PM

fucken good one!
mom will be up 4 e v e r

Jace · 10-31-2004, 10:59 PM

sounds like that mom is depending on others to regulate her kids, when it should be something she does in the home....

seems silly that she would depend on you to not give away too much candy, when all she has to do is control how much they eat

Drake · 10-31-2004, 10:59 PM

I'd like to have been Steve's kid when I was a little man. Willy Wonka himself.

Imagine that being your mom? lol. Poor deprived children. Why not take all the candy gladly and then teach them how not to eat them all at once. You just don't get that much candy as a kid every day

detoxed · 10-31-2004, 10:59 PM

I know a girl who was given poisoned candy... they had to take her to the hospital overnight

Jace · 10-31-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by iownthefrench
I heard somewhere that there's been like only one reported case of tained candy during halloween in the history of the event in the US. Can't verify it though... still, I know it's very low. Maybe a tad paranoid....

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/hallowee.htm

lil2rich4u2 · 10-31-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
I was throwing candy everywhere like Willy Wonka...

ROFL!!!!

said so perfectly lol

baddog · 10-31-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by iownthefrench
I heard somewhere that there's been like only one reported case of tained candy during halloween in the history of the event in the US. Can't verify it though... still, I know it's very low. Maybe a tad paranoid....

Well, I know there has been more than one reported case, however, every case that I have ever heard of being substantiated turned out being given by the kids own family

Rochard · 10-31-2004, 11:06 PM

Was the Mom a MILF?

Easton · 10-31-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
I was throwing candy everywhere like Willy Wonka...

hehehe... i can see you as the cartoon character! LOL

kristin · 10-31-2004, 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
Was the Mom a MILF?

TheDoc · 10-31-2004, 11:28 PM

That sounds so like the area you live in.. Stupid rich bitches, with super loaded husbands that make the cash, they have nothing better to do than be stupid rich bitches and flip out over every dumb detail that they don't approve of.

reynold · 11-02-2004, 11:48 AM

Oh come on. have a heart those kids earn there candies. why shouldn't your mom let them have them.

dunefield · 11-02-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Lightspeed
So for fun I dumped it all out evenly into each kids bag. They got over pound each. The kids were laughing their asses off, screaming like they just won the lottery, and I was throwing candy everywhere like Willy Wonka...

Dalai lama · 11-02-2004, 12:03 PM

pics, pics

MetaMan · 11-02-2004, 12:05 PM

im so glad my parents weren't stupid bitches,

that is the problem with the world today everything kids do is handed to them, or babied like crazy,

the crime rate is gonna go through the roof in 10 years there is so many lil A.D.D cases running around these days.

VeriSexy · 11-02-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You are such a fucking asshole

I agree

SleazyDream · 11-02-2004, 12:06 PM

some people are way too anal

LA Mike · 11-02-2004, 12:21 PM

Thats fucking funny

Basic_man · 11-02-2004, 12:24 PM

She probably heard a horror story about bad candys.. :S

NinjaSteve · 11-02-2004, 12:50 PM

Better safe than sorry. But it's a funny story

SpikeHeel · 11-02-2004, 03:21 PM

That's exciting anyway. Forget about the kids, but just the fun.

LaurieX · 11-02-2004, 03:39 PM

10-31-2004, 09:19 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Halloween candy generosity backfires I just fucked up tonight with one of my wife's new friends. They all took the kids trick or treating together. My wife invited my son's friend, since she has been trying to make friends with the friend's mom too. When the kids got back, they rang our doorbell and pretended to be trick or treaters. We had a HUGE bowl of mixed candy, like enough for 100 kids, left over since not many kids hit our house tonight. So for fun I dumped it all out evenly into each kids bag. They got over pound each. The kids were laughing their asses off, screaming like they just won the lottery, and I was throwing candy everywhere like Willy Wonka... Then the mom fucking flipped! Apparently she was strict about "only one piece from each house". She didn't want too much candy, because she felt like she needed to inspect each piece herself for safety -- lol -- now she'll be up all night! It never occurred to me that would make anyone mad! Oops! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 10-31-2004 at 09:23 PM..

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sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	I'm taking my kid to your place next yr. I would personally be offended by her reaction. I understand the need the inspect your childs candy, but what she's saying is she doesnt trust you either basically __________________

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Nickless Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: homeless Posts: 1,955	Safety check for candy? wow... Shannon is better off without that psycho bitch around Then imagine how she would react when she asks her what's her job? "hm not much i just help my husband run these teen porn sites... seen the tawnee/jordan lesbian set yet? it's awesome!"

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	I gave a shitload of candy out tonight to who I thought were the last couple kids and then about 12 appeared behind them. I was scrambling trying to find more. People who are that paranoid/strict about Halloween should keep their kids locked inside 24/7. Plus it was very rude of her to do that in front of you as she was your guest.

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	giving candy to kids? throwing objects around? seems to me that kids mom was in her right mind - you've got 2 strikes so far, lets see how long until the 3rd one comes around what are you gonna do next? take them to ride go karts? or possibly throw a football with them? you're a dangerous man

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iownthefrench Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 211	I heard somewhere that there's been like only one reported case of tained candy during halloween in the history of the event in the US. Can't verify it though... still, I know it's very low. Maybe a tad paranoid....

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	yep Call the local fire dept. or local hospital, and they will tell you where you can have the candy x-rayed for free. And tell that bitch to go fuck herself... what a psycho! __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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