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04-25-2004, 08:49 PM
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Koala bear and hooker joke
I was looking for a way to import a few koala bears and stumbled on this
Koala Bear And Hooker A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."
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04-25-2004, 08:50 PM
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wtf ?
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04-25-2004, 08:51 PM
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holla
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Koala's are not bears! They're marsupials!
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04-25-2004, 08:51 PM
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04-25-2004, 08:55 PM
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who thought that up? very cute
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04-25-2004, 08:58 PM
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04-25-2004, 09:01 PM
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ROFL, ha ha ha, that was pretty good
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04-25-2004, 09:04 PM
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04-25-2004, 11:15 PM
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BTW if anyone knows how to import one let me know.
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04-26-2004, 12:54 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Heh
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04-27-2004, 04:38 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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An old one but still very funny!
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04-27-2004, 05:05 AM
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Cute joke!
I don't think YOu can import a Koala. I believe you have to have special licensing to even possess one. As in a Zoo or the like. I saw a piece on Jack Hanna's show on them... they cost a fortune to feed, let alone house, vet bills etc.
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