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Paul Waters · 03-09-2004, 11:04 AM

Two Sister Inherit A Ranch

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble and are down to their last $600.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchasea bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says,

"I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, thenadds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head.
How is one word going to let her know want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She'll read it slow.
("com-for-da-bul")

foe · 03-09-2004, 11:06 AM

zentz · 03-09-2004, 11:10 AM

blahahaha

Steve · 03-09-2004, 11:21 AM

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hoe_vender · 03-09-2004, 11:54 AM

TweetyBird · 03-09-2004, 11:57 AM

okay...

Ash@phpFX · 03-09-2004, 09:22 PM

when you work out the puchline before it happens, its not funny

Holly · 03-09-2004, 09:34 PM

In my experience, I've found blondes to be exceptionally smart. Almost always above average in intelligence.

Xplicit · 03-09-2004, 09:38 PM

Slick · 03-09-2004, 09:39 PM

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

kacy · 03-09-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
In my experience, I've found blondes to be exceptionally smart. Almost always above average in intelligence.

I agree Holly

Thank you!

axelcat · 03-09-2004, 09:40 PM

Spunky · 03-09-2004, 09:41 PM

Wasn't the best ..but humorous

Illicit · 03-09-2004, 09:42 PM

I liked it

alan-l · 03-09-2004, 09:47 PM

good one

runaway · 03-09-2004, 10:04 PM

Too long just for a blonde joke!

Repetitive Monkey · 03-09-2004, 10:34 PM

Something mysterious has happened. Relatively recently, blonde people were a tiny, if even at all existant minority in all but a few tiny countries up north. Then something called "hair bleach" was invented, and suddenly half the female population of any western country became blonde. What on earth is going on?

Odin88 · 03-09-2004, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Something mysterious has happened. Relatively recently, blonde people were a tiny, if even at all existant minority in all but a few tiny countries up north. Then something called "hair bleach" was invented, and suddenly half the female population of any western country became blonde. What on earth is going on?

No kidding. I think there was like 1 girl in my year at school who was a true Blonde (no dark roots or anything) and about 50-60 others (including Asians and Arabs) who were Blonde.

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Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	Blonde Joke Two Sister Inherit A Ranch Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble and are down to their last $600. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchasea bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, thenadds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable." The telegraph operator shakes his head. How is one word going to let her know want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable?'" The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She'll read it slow. ("com-for-da-bul") __________________ Paul

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Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	Something mysterious has happened. Relatively recently, blonde people were a tiny, if even at all existant minority in all but a few tiny countries up north. Then something called "hair bleach" was invented, and suddenly half the female population of any western country became blonde. What on earth is going on?