Typical ****** behavior observed AGAIN at the grocery store: - GoFuckYourself.com

Jewbacca · 01-30-2004, 04:11 PM

was standing in line in the deli section, at the albertson's grocery store on fulton and masonic (san francisco)

so this gang banger ****** is in front of me, probably 16-18 years old. pants around his knees, big puffy winter ski jacket, NBA jersey underneath.

he orders like five pounds of chicken and potato wedges, and then before the deli-chick hands it to him he asks "Can I taste that first?"

so she hands him a chicken wing.. he eats it..

"can i taste another one? and some potato wedges too?"

so he eats the next wing and about 5 potato wedges..

it takes him about 2 minutes to eat all this shit, meanwhile the people in line behind him are getting pissed off.

finally, as if nobody saw this coming, he asked for a drink of water. which he got.

then he said "oh this doahn taste rite, somethin wrong with yo oven"

and left.

pamphage · 01-30-2004, 04:13 PM

um ok

dig420 · 01-30-2004, 04:13 PM

deli's fault for being so dumb

BoNgHiTtA · 01-30-2004, 04:13 PM

All I wanted was some chicken fool, u need to wait the fuck up while I gets mine, u know what im sayin?

DeanCapture · 01-30-2004, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jewbacca
was standing in line in the deli section, at the albertson's grocery store on fulton and masonic (san francisco)

so this gang banger ****** is in front of me, probably 16-18 years old. pants around his knees, big puffy winter ski jacket, NBA jersey underneath.

he orders like five pounds of chicken and potato wedges, and then before the deli-chick hands it to him he asks "Can I taste that first?"

so she hands him a chicken wing.. he eats it..

"can i taste another one? and some potato wedges too?"

so he eats the next wing and about 5 potato wedges..

it takes him about 2 minutes to eat all this shit, meanwhile the people in line behind him are getting pissed off.

finally, as if nobody saw this coming, he asked for a drink of water. which he got.

then he said "oh this doahn taste rite, somethin wrong with yo oven"

and left.

Hahahahah - that's funny. Don't blame the banger - blame the deli-chick for falling for that shit.

EZRhino · 01-30-2004, 04:15 PM

Deli will know better next time.

<IMX> · 01-30-2004, 04:15 PM

Smart consumer.

DarkJedi · 01-30-2004, 04:16 PM

Rib Joint Customer: How much for a soda?
Hammer: One dollar.
Rib Joint Customer: Okay, how about you give me a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer: Okay, fuck the cup, how about you just pour it in my hands for a dime?
[Pause]
Rib Joint Customer: How much for just one rib?

421Fill · 01-30-2004, 04:16 PM

thePelican · 01-30-2004, 04:16 PM

he's hungry leave em alone!!

ytcracker · 01-30-2004, 04:18 PM

ahhahaahhahhahhaahah

kmanrox · 01-30-2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EZRhino
Deli will know better next time.

u related to jason rhino?

Oracle Porn · 01-30-2004, 04:21 PM

Madball · 01-30-2004, 04:22 PM

That's what you call friendly fraud in the brick and mortar world haha

doober · 01-30-2004, 04:24 PM

give them an inch they ask for mile

brand0n · 01-30-2004, 04:27 PM

Jewbacca
I do not recommend anything in my signature.

how long untill thats changed to somethin else

im thinking somethin along the lines of "im not allowed to post with this name any more" but worded diff

MadCap · 01-30-2004, 04:31 PM

\

admit it your just pissed you didnt think of it first

Jewbacca · 01-30-2004, 04:33 PM

Touchy subject brand0n ?

You know, black people constantly amaze me as to the depths of total ******ness they will subject themselves to in day-to-day living.

Couple of weeks ago I went to an Albertson's Supermarket to pick up some milk, bread, and some specialty cheese that I like. When I walked into the store, I grabbed a cart, and began pushing it through the maze that was set-up by the grocery store.

I ran first across the shelf that offered the best seller books, and then made my way into the Deli section that was intentionally set up to be the shoppers' first visit.

After turning the corner into the Deli section, I immediately saw three ******s. Two of them were in one of those self-powered carts that you can get as an handicapped person, and the other one was about 13 years old, and able to walk onhis own. They were surrounding the free "Taste this!" island that had many presentations of food that Albertson's was selling. The two ******s in the self-propelled carts were making loud sucking noises as they repeatedly dipped their fingers into the food, and then brought the morsels into their mouths. The young ****** was on the opposite side of the samples, and scooping the free food into his mandibles as he and his relatives masticated the free food in the isle.

I usually like to buy the Cole slaw from the deli, but this scene made me sick, and I was only able to buy milk, and some English muffins. I am NOT exaggerating the truth when I say that the main ****** momma had to be about 90" across, her other motor cart man was only a few inches smaller. The young ****** was about 13, and wearing pants that had to be at least 40" in diameter.

There these ******s were, making loud slurping noises while they shoveled this free food into their pies. No embarrassment, no apologies as I pulled my cart near their animalistic feeding frenzy, nothing...

Thank GOD I am white, and thank GOD I don't belong to a race that feels that this kind of behavior is normal.

davidd · 01-30-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

u related to jason rhino?

If his name is not on this page:

http://www.flashcash.com/aboutus.php

He has no claim to the Rhino Dynasty.

brand0n · 01-30-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jewbacca
Touchy subject brand0n ?

no, not at all.

but i did notice this tidbit. instead of callin that guy a ****** to his face while you waited in line blistering mad. you waited till you got home, made a new gfy name and posted it here. that says alot about you.

robfantasy · 01-30-2004, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

no, not at all.

but i did notice this tidbit. instead of callin that guy a ****** to his face while you waited in line blistering mad. you waited till you got home, made a new gfy name and posted it here. that says alot about you.

HAHA PRICELESS

polish_aristocrat · 01-30-2004, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jewbacca
was standing in line in the deli section, at the albertson's grocery store on fulton and masonic (san francisco)

so this gang banger ****** is in front of me, probably 16-18 years old. pants around his knees, big puffy winter ski jacket, NBA jersey underneath.

he orders like five pounds of chicken and potato wedges, and then before the deli-chick hands it to him he asks "Can I taste that first?"

so she hands him a chicken wing.. he eats it..

"can i taste another one? and some potato wedges too?"

so he eats the next wing and about 5 potato wedges..

it takes him about 2 minutes to eat all this shit, meanwhile the people in line behind him are getting pissed off.

finally, as if nobody saw this coming, he asked for a drink of water. which he got.

then he said "oh this doahn taste rite, somethin wrong with yo oven"

and left.

that is supposed to be online porn allegory?

mardigras · 01-30-2004, 04:38 PM

You gotta eat

davidd · 01-30-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jewbacca
Touchy subject brand0n ?

You know, black people constantly amaze me as to the depths of total ******ness they will subject themselves to in day-to-day living.

Couple of weeks ago I went to an Albertson's Supermarket to pick up some milk, bread, and some specialty cheese that I like. When I walked into the store, I grabbed a cart, and began pushing it through the maze that was set-up by the grocery store.

I ran first across the shelf that offered the best seller books, and then made my way into the Deli section that was intentionally set up to be the shoppers' first visit.

After turning the corner into the Deli section, I immediately saw three ******s. Two of them were in one of those self-powered carts that you can get as an handicapped person, and the other one was about 13 years old, and able to walk onhis own. They were surrounding the free "Taste this!" island that had many presentations of food that Albertson's was selling. The two ******s in the self-propelled carts were making loud sucking noises as they repeatedly dipped their fingers into the food, and then brought the morsels into their mouths. The young ****** was on the opposite side of the samples, and scooping the free food into his mandibles as he and his relatives masticated the free food in the isle.

I usually like to buy the Cole slaw from the deli, but this scene made me sick, and I was only able to buy milk, and some English muffins. I am NOT exaggerating the truth when I say that the main ****** momma had to be about 90" across, her other motor cart man was only a few inches smaller. The young ****** was about 13, and wearing pants that had to be at least 40" in diameter.

There these ******s were, making loud slurping noises while they shoveled this free food into their pies. No embarrassment, no apologies as I pulled my cart near their animalistic feeding frenzy, nothing...

Thank GOD I am white, and thank GOD I don't belong to a race that feels that this kind of behavior is normal.

In each of your posts, you mention Albertsons. Maybe the problem you have is with Albertsons. They obviously do not cater to the type of people you like. Try this, don't shop at Albertsons. Might also be an issue with San Francisco. Try to shake shit up a little. Get out of town for a little while and maybe try a new supermarket. We don't have these issues as the 'help' buys and prepares our meals. Just something to ponder.

-dd

rett11 · 01-30-2004, 04:39 PM

Yep, Jewbacca is pretty much a dumb, spineless dick...I've got no prob saying that.

Tofu · 01-30-2004, 04:41 PM

rdunn404 · 01-30-2004, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

no, not at all.

but i did notice this tidbit. instead of callin that guy a ****** to his face while you waited in line blistering mad. you waited till you got home, made a new gfy name and posted it here. that says alot about you.

Exactly. His kind will be the way of the dinosaur soon. Racism is sooo played out. Oh and his daughter will probably marry a black or latino.

boneprone · 01-30-2004, 04:44 PM

My cousin Exxxotica says hello.

Jewbacca · 01-30-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

no, not at all.

but i did notice this tidbit. instead of callin that guy a ****** to his face while you waited in line blistering mad. you waited till you got home, made a new gfy name and posted it here. that says alot about you.

Confronting young black men wearing ghetto-fabulous clothing is not a good idea. They tend to have guns or other weapons and enjoy using them.

kmanrox · 01-30-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidd

If his name is not on this page:

http://www.flashcash.com/aboutus.php

He has no claim to the Rhino Dynasty.

just curious, im told the rhino bros are comin to visit thailand by stiffycash mike..... =) phuket it is!

beemk · 01-30-2004, 04:46 PM

haha i gotta try that one

kmanrox · 01-30-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

i love this one...im gonna go spew it on all the current gay threads and hotlink it if you dont mind... thx

brand0n · 01-30-2004, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jewbacca

Confronting young black men wearing ghetto-fabulous clothing is not a good idea. They tend to have guns or other weapons and enjoy using them.

so, in a nutshell you are saying you are a flat out pussy who hides behind fake names on gfy.. wow.. what a fuckin loser

a coward dies thousands of deaths. how did it feel dien today?

Tofu · 01-30-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

i love this one...im gonna go spew it on all the current gay threads and hotlink it if you dont mind... thx

have at it!

421Fill · 01-30-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

no, not at all.

but i did notice this tidbit. instead of callin that guy a ****** to his face while you waited in line blistering mad. you waited till you got home, made a new gfy name and posted it here. that says alot about you.

very good point.

SexxxyChat-T · 01-30-2004, 04:52 PM

Deli clerk got owned

I don't condone the behavior though, and it pisses me off when people try to rip businesses off like that. I see it all the time at restaurants - and people of all walks of life pull that shit, you never know who until it happens.

Rictor · 01-30-2004, 04:53 PM

How do they make those crispy potato wedges taste so good? I can't make those at home. Need the batter recipe.

Head · 01-30-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

Cash4Joins · 01-30-2004, 04:55 PM

maybe he forgot his wallet

hottoddy · 01-30-2004, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
Smart consumer.

Hey man, as long as he keeps representing and perpetuating the stereotype.

DrGuile · 01-30-2004, 05:00 PM

White people are SO MUCH Better.

standing in the middle of a narrow isle and blocking the way while pondering what type of fucking gourmet cheese better represent their lifestyle.

No apologies and consideration for the guy waiting for them to just side step a little.

irishfury · 01-30-2004, 05:04 PM

I agree band0n half the shit people babble about here is just cause there keyboard warriors. I you really feel what you say man speak it aloud don't be a fucking coward.

<IMX> · 01-30-2004, 05:06 PM

What stereotype? Asking to taste something before you buy it?

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy

Hey man, as long as he keeps representing and perpetuating the stereotype.

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 05:08 PM

I heard people think Church's Chicken uses a drug to sterilize black men.

Now there's a funny urban legend right there.

BlacksOnBlondes · 01-30-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404

Exactly. His kind will be the way of the dinosaur soon. Racism is sooo played out. Oh and his daughter will probably marry a black or latino.

Send his daughter our way.

We cant promise any of our boys will marry her though, just some money and a few orgasms....

PatrickKing · 01-30-2004, 05:12 PM

This is not only a "******" thing as you call it. I am as white as the driven snow and have been using this ploy for years. I have plumped up to a healthy 240 pounds and have not paid for a meal since 1977.

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 05:12 PM

BlacksOnBlondes, was it one of your videos a guy stuck his nuts in the chicks ass then his dick in her pussy? Sort of a one man DP.

hottoddy · 01-30-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
What stereotype? Asking to taste something before you buy it?

Exploiting the system, borderline thievery. You seriously think that guy was actually "tasting" the product? His crib is probably filled with restaurant silverware and toilet paper.

BlacksOnBlondes · 01-30-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
BlacksOnBlondes, was it one of your videos a guy stuck his nuts in the chicks ass then his dick in her pussy? Sort of a one man DP.

You dont forget true talent when you see it do you?

Yeah. He stuffs both his balls up her ass while he fucks her pussy.

Ironhorse · 01-30-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thePelican
he's hungry leave em alone!!

Yeah that's what they said about the Mongols too

01-30-2004, 04:11 PM	#1
Jewbacca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 21	Typical ** behavior observed AGAIN at the grocery store: was standing in line in the deli section, at the albertson's grocery store on fulton and masonic (san francisco) so this gang banger ****** is in front of me, probably 16-18 years old. pants around his knees, big puffy winter ski jacket, NBA jersey underneath. he orders like five pounds of chicken and potato wedges, and then before the deli-chick hands it to him he asks "Can I taste that first?" so she hands him a chicken wing.. he eats it.. "can i taste another one? and some potato wedges too?" so he eats the next wing and about 5 potato wedges.. it takes him about 2 minutes to eat all this shit, meanwhile the people in line behind him are getting pissed off. finally, as if nobody saw this coming, he asked for a drink of water. which he got. then he said "oh this doahn taste rite, somethin wrong with yo oven" and left.

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Jewbacca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 21	Touchy subject brand0n ? You know, black people constantly amaze me as to the depths of total ****ness they will subject themselves to in day-to-day living. Couple of weeks ago I went to an Albertson's Supermarket to pick up some milk, bread, and some specialty cheese that I like. When I walked into the store, I grabbed a cart, and began pushing it through the maze that was set-up by the grocery store. I ran first across the shelf that offered the best seller books, and then made my way into the Deli section that was intentionally set up to be the shoppers' first visit. After turning the corner into the Deli section, I immediately saw three **s. Two of them were in one of those self-powered carts that you can get as an handicapped person, and the other one was about 13 years old, and able to walk onhis own. They were surrounding the free "Taste this!" island that had many presentations of food that Albertson's was selling. The two **s in the self-propelled carts were making loud sucking noises as they repeatedly dipped their fingers into the food, and then brought the morsels into their mouths. The young ** was on the opposite side of the samples, and scooping the free food into his mandibles as he and his relatives masticated the free food in the isle. I usually like to buy the Cole slaw from the deli, but this scene made me sick, and I was only able to buy milk, and some English muffins. I am NOT exaggerating the truth when I say that the main ** momma had to be about 90" across, her other motor cart man was only a few inches smaller. The young ** was about 13, and wearing pants that had to be at least 40" in diameter. There these ****s were, making loud slurping noises while they shoveled this free food into their pies. No embarrassment, no apologies as I pulled my cart near their animalistic feeding frenzy, nothing... Thank GOD I am white, and thank GOD I don't belong to a race that feels that this kind of behavior is normal.

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