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Zebra · 09-23-2003, 12:11 PM

Lightspeedcash Webmaster Appreciation Weekend, featuring you and 19 other ugly webmasters!

LightspeedCash wants to show our top affiliates how much we appreciate them.

Lightspeed will be flying our top 20 webmasters to Phoenix Nov. 7-9 for a relaxing appreciation weekend. If you are in the top 20 then you and 19 other webmasters will be spending the weekend sipping tea, discussing politics, sleeping in, and bird-watching in some of the best avian territories in the USA.

BULLSHIT!

You and 19 other webmasters will be rocking your asses off all weekend! Battling each other in paintball wars, screaming at the top of your lungs while tearing through the sky in stunt planes, running each other off the track in extreme go-karting, going into sensory overload at our GameWorks party, and hanging with the gorgeous Lightspeed Girls!

Will you be one of the few, one of the proud, one of the insane? Will you be there? LightspeedCash is known for showing it's affiliates a great time (in addition to having awesome sites that make you a shitload of cash) and we plan on pulling out all the stops for this all-expenses paid weekend!

Leave the family behind. Leave your worries behind. Bring your balls, a will to party, a pen to sign the insurance waivers, and extra underwear because you are going to need it!

Lightspeedcash Adventure Weekend - Will you survive it?

clubsexy · 09-23-2003, 12:12 PM

Sounds like a lot of fun!

nosey · 09-23-2003, 12:13 PM

stevecore · 09-23-2003, 12:14 PM

rochard told me about this... whoever goes are lucky fuckers!

BT · 09-23-2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by stevecore
rochard told me about this... whoever goes are lucky fuckers!

dejavu

SleazyDream · 09-23-2003, 12:17 PM

<b><big><big><big>HEALTH WARNING </b></big></big></big>

Working for lightspeed or promoting their programs may result in a severe case of pleasure overload.

JFK · 09-23-2003, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
<b><big><big><big>HEALTH WARNING </b></big></big></big>

Working for lightspeed or promoting their programs may result in a severe case of pleasure overload.

he he he..........

pr0 · 09-23-2003, 12:19 PM

doooooooooooooooooood!

Zebra · 09-23-2003, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
doooooooooooooooooood!

hehehe.. shhhhhh

bryany · 09-23-2003, 12:23 PM

Pro you can come ONLY if you bring the party goat fully washed and ready in his nicest Armani suit

corvette · 09-23-2003, 12:27 PM

im calling it now, 2 of those webmasters wont make it back ;)

Zebra · 09-23-2003, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by corvett
im calling it now, 2 of those webmasters wont make it back ;)

You get to drink lots of booze at a wake, right?

wizz · 09-23-2003, 12:29 PM

Great

WiredGuy · 09-23-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by corvett
im calling it now, 2 of those webmasters wont make it back ;)

Hehehehe.... see Chad's line in his post about the insurance waivers?

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Bring your balls, a will to party, a pen to sign the insurance waivers, and extra underwear because you are going to need it!

My guess is that insurance waiver also has a clause which states that if such webmaster dies, he forfeits all his sites to Lightspeed Cash

Sounds like an amazing promotion and congrats to the top 20 webmasters. After partying a few times with the Lightspeed crew, you 20 guys are gonna have the party of your lives!

WG

extreme · 09-23-2003, 12:36 PM

heh, how many signups per period do I need to qualify? =)

Dravyk · 09-23-2003, 12:39 PM

Damn, Zeeb! I was looking forward to the Orange Pekoe sipping and lark watching!!

PerfectionGirls · 09-23-2003, 12:40 PM

Zebe... we can make that work!

asuna · 09-23-2003, 12:42 PM

Sounds like a blast!

PeerPatrick · 09-23-2003, 12:49 PM

Dayam Chad, that sounds like my kind of tingting. You cats sure know how to throw a proper shindig/soiree/debacle....melee before the donnybrook, etc.

pr0 · 09-23-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by bryany
Pro you can come ONLY if you bring the party goat fully washed and ready in his nicest Armani suit

unfortunately i leave for mexico / jamaica on oct 26th....but i will send the invintation to party goat himself, i'm quite sure he'd be down!

Phoenix · 09-23-2003, 01:14 PM

dang..not too shabby

Kimmykim · 09-23-2003, 01:19 PM

I am booking my flights OUT of town right now ;)

Nobody Specific · 09-23-2003, 01:26 PM

I've been looking forward to this since the first time I heard about it. Can't wait!

GotGauge · 09-23-2003, 01:31 PM

Top 20 affiliates of all time?
Top 20 for the year?
Top 20 for what time frame?

Also, how do we know if we are even close to the top 20?

SteveLightspeed · 09-23-2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
Top 20 affiliates of all time?
Top 20 for the year?
Top 20 for what time frame?

Also, how do we know if we are even close to the top 20?

Its for our top 20 affiliates, by signups, for the 2003 year. The cutoff date is Sept 30, we'll email you if you are on the list to make your flight reservations.

Steve Lightspeed

GotGauge · 09-23-2003, 01:45 PM

FabianC · 09-23-2003, 03:00 PM

Nice ... I'll see everyone there

WiredGuy · 09-23-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by FabianC
Nice ... I'll see everyone there

Have fun Fabian, was a pleasure to meet you at TCG's Getaway.
WG

Kimmykim · 09-23-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FabianC
Nice ... I'll see everyone there

Ok then, maybe I'll stay in town ;)

Zebra · 09-23-2003, 03:38 PM

You gonna bitchslap Fabien too?

PerfectionGirls · 09-23-2003, 03:43 PM

Wow! Nice.. thats a quick cut off though.. lol Sweet idea!

gregtx · 09-23-2003, 03:49 PM

Chad.. Brad still wants a shirt.. I forgot to ask Steve to hook me up in Phoenix

Jason · 09-23-2003, 03:53 PM

sweeet

SteveLightspeed · 09-23-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
Chad.. Brad still wants a shirt.. I forgot to ask Steve to hook me up in Phoenix

Sorry, fresh out.

Steve Lightspeed

Platinum Dave · 09-23-2003, 05:44 PM

Steve does it again...

Kimmykim · 09-23-2003, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
You gonna bitchslap Fabien too?

Nah, he's a sweetie and finds me cigarettes when I am out --

Zebra · 09-23-2003, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Nah, he's a sweetie and finds me cigarettes when I am out --

Yeah, but can he find you some Neapolitan Lights?

NatNetMatt · 09-23-2003, 07:01 PM

I know this party is for your affiliates, but you think you'll have room for a humble little web host??

I'll serve the GreyGoose

Having partied with the Lightspeed guys many times, I am sure you guys will throw one hell of a party.

Good luck to the finalists!

Matt

Kimmykim · 09-23-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra

Yeah, but can he find you some Neapolitan Lights?

About as well as you can I'm sure ;)

FabianC · 09-23-2003, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Ok then, maybe I'll stay in town ;)

mmmmmmmm

09-23-2003, 12:11 PM	#1
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Lightspeed asks: Will you be there? Lightspeedcash Webmaster Appreciation Weekend, featuring you and 19 other ugly webmasters! LightspeedCash wants to show our top affiliates how much we appreciate them. Lightspeed will be flying our top 20 webmasters to Phoenix Nov. 7-9 for a relaxing appreciation weekend. If you are in the top 20 then you and 19 other webmasters will be spending the weekend sipping tea, discussing politics, sleeping in, and bird-watching in some of the best avian territories in the USA. BULLSHIT! You and 19 other webmasters will be rocking your asses off all weekend! Battling each other in paintball wars, screaming at the top of your lungs while tearing through the sky in stunt planes, running each other off the track in extreme go-karting, going into sensory overload at our GameWorks party, and hanging with the gorgeous Lightspeed Girls! Will you be one of the few, one of the proud, one of the insane? Will you be there? LightspeedCash is known for showing it's affiliates a great time (in addition to having awesome sites that make you a shitload of cash) and we plan on pulling out all the stops for this all-expenses paid weekend! Leave the family behind. Leave your worries behind. Bring your balls, a will to party, a pen to sign the insurance waivers, and extra underwear because you are going to need it! Lightspeedcash Adventure Weekend - Will you survive it? __________________ Old School

09-23-2003, 12:12 PM	#2
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09-23-2003, 12:13 PM	#3
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09-23-2003, 12:17 PM	#6
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09-23-2003, 12:23 PM	#10
bryany Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 2,037	Pro you can come ONLY if you bring the party goat fully washed and ready in his nicest Armani suit __________________ ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

09-23-2003, 12:14 PM	#4
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	rochard told me about this... whoever goes are lucky fuckers!

09-23-2003, 12:19 PM	#8
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	doooooooooooooooooood!

09-23-2003, 12:27 PM	#11
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09-23-2003, 12:29 PM	#13
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09-23-2003, 12:36 PM	#15
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09-23-2003, 12:39 PM	#16
Dravyk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Yo, Philly! Posts: 1,202	Damn, Zeeb! I was looking forward to the Orange Pekoe sipping and lark watching!! __________________ All Of 'Em

09-23-2003, 12:40 PM	#17
PerfectionGirls Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MI Posts: 4,484	Zebe... we can make that work! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-23-2003, 12:42 PM	#18
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	Sounds like a blast! __________________

09-23-2003, 12:49 PM	#19
PeerPatrick Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: www Posts: 444	Dayam Chad, that sounds like my kind of tingting. You cats sure know how to throw a proper shindig/soiree/debacle....melee before the donnybrook, etc. __________________ PeerPatrick ICQ#150599121 www.buydrm.com

09-23-2003, 01:14 PM	#21
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	dang..not too shabby __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

09-23-2003, 01:19 PM	#22
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I am booking my flights OUT of town right now ;)

09-23-2003, 01:26 PM	#23
Nobody Specific Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 319	I've been looking forward to this since the first time I heard about it. Can't wait!

09-23-2003, 01:31 PM	#24
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	Top 20 affiliates of all time? Top 20 for the year? Top 20 for what time frame? Also, how do we know if we are even close to the top 20? __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

09-23-2003, 01:45 PM	#26
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	__________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

09-23-2003, 03:00 PM	#27
FabianC Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,616	Nice ... I'll see everyone there

09-23-2003, 03:38 PM	#30
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	You gonna bitchslap Fabien too? __________________ Old School

09-23-2003, 03:43 PM	#31
PerfectionGirls Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MI Posts: 4,484	Wow! Nice.. thats a quick cut off though.. lol Sweet idea! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-23-2003, 03:49 PM	#32
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09-23-2003, 03:53 PM	#33
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	sweeet __________________ I stay busy.

09-23-2003, 05:44 PM	#35
Platinum Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,441	Steve does it again... __________________ Check out Adult Rental - Only Pay Per Signup VOD!

09-23-2003, 07:01 PM	#38
NatNetMatt Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: ATL Posts: 55	I know this party is for your affiliates, but you think you'll have room for a humble little web host?? I'll serve the GreyGoose Having partied with the Lightspeed guys many times, I am sure you guys will throw one hell of a party. Good luck to the finalists! Matt __________________