My mother fucked up my computer, HELP! - GoFuckYourself.com

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:17 AM

ok, my mom came over to my house to use my computer and I left her on the internet for like 2 hours,

and this morning I got up

and there was 20 pop ups sitting on the desktop,

I guess they are time delayed, and had been going off one by one all night,

and now I want to do some work and I cant view source on any web pages any more,

and IM old fasioned I liek to look at html in notepad,

im running XP,

can anyone help me fix this, I dont see any software running and I dont know how to fix the view source problem,

HELP,

BJ · 05-06-2003, 11:18 AM

clear cache delete all temp internet files

jasonir · 05-06-2003, 11:18 AM

She probably installed Gator on you.

vegasdude · 05-06-2003, 11:25 AM

lol!!!

spit the truth we can handle it....

U STILL LIVE home with mom... basement ???? :P

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
clear cache delete all temp internet files

hey that actually fixed the view source problem,

fucking dumb of me, I would have done that with my old computers,

but with this new one and Xp I tend to let it do its own thing and trust it more

good call, now what about the pop ups

Jizar II · 05-06-2003, 11:26 AM

format c:

PimpRoll · 05-06-2003, 11:27 AM

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imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
lol!!!

spit the truth we can handle it....

U STILL LIVE home with mom... basement ???? :P

well I made my first 100K living at home with my mom,

but no I have my own place now,

I dont got this at my moms

and

I dont do this at my moms either,

lol

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by jasonir
She probably installed Gator on you.

maybe how do I get rid of it????

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by Jizar II
format c:

oh god,

or I can just put this computer in a box until someone else comes and fixes it,

and thne Ill use my other computer in the mean time,

I am so not tech savy,

do you guys remember my fix jasons icq post from last month,

there was a nice guy who actually fixed it for me,

hes a genious, I nead him back

BJ · 05-06-2003, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by imJason

well I made my first 100K living at home with my mom,

but no I have my own place now,

I dont got this at my moms

and

I dont do this at my moms either,

lol

is that a plasma?

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

is that a plasma?

yes a 42MP2 fropm nec

2 years old

I suggest to you the 50MP2 available now, or one of necs newer models,

nec is the best plasma ive ever seen,

BJ · 05-06-2003, 11:41 AM

im putting one in my fireplace... should look cool

nice setup btw

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by PimpRoll
Ad-Aware

Use this software to get rid of any ad ware on your system.

thanks this should do the trick

I should have been running this anyways

RedShoe · 05-06-2003, 11:43 AM

He made 100k, has a plasma screen, but uses XP?? Something doesn't add up.

XP is shit. Almost as bad as Macintosh.

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
im putting one in my fireplace... should look cool

nice setup btw

this is sweet, I wish I had more space, and a fire place for that matter,

I build my basement from scratch with the plasma set up I posted,

i hung the tv on the wall and ran all the wires and the system in the closet under the stairs,

are you going with satelite speakers in the walls, or floor standing liek mine???

Steve · 05-06-2003, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
He made 100k, has a plasma screen, but uses XP?? Something doesn't add up.

XP is shit. Almost as bad as Macintosh.

I thought the new XP was better than 2000?
I have 2000 on my current PC, but figured to buy XP for the new machines, since it is more current. What do you know and aren't saying? TELL ME BEEEYOTCH!

please

BJ · 05-06-2003, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by imJason

this is sweet, I wish I had more space, adn a fire place for that matter,

I build my basement from scratch the plasma set up I poseted,

i hung the tv on the wall and ran all the wires and the system in the closet under the stairs,

are you going with satelite speakers in the walls, or floor standing liek mine???

that room is prewired for surround sound. speakers will be embedded in the walls. The fireplace will be black granite so it should look sweet. the whole house (every outlet) has a rj45 hookup. Im wondering if its safe to use a plasma as computer monitor?

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
He made 100k, has a plasma screen, but uses XP?? Something doesn't add up.

XP is shit. Almost as bad as Macintosh.

xp is ok I guess,

its the profesional version if that makes you feel better,

and I have 2000 on the other computer I use for video editing,

I dont see whats wrong with XP, I like it alot, very cool for organizing all my files and my web pages?

gornyhuy · 05-06-2003, 11:52 AM

I really hated XP at first, but then I figured out how to turn off all the crayola shit and make it look and feel like win2000. So now I'm a convert.

It has some nice features and is build on top of 2k. I have 2k on my desktop and xp on my laptop, but I'm heading toward xp everywhere.

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

that room is prewired for surround sound. speakers will be embedded in the walls. The fireplace will be black granite so it should look sweet. the whole house (every outlet) has a rj45 hookup. Im wondering if its safe to use a plasma as computer monitor?

ah see your taking my dream to the next level man,

see when I was putting my house in order last year I was gonna wire RJ 45 all over, but then I decided to go with wireless hub but that did not work out, so now IM on a dlink wireless instead of lynsys and its working better,

I bring my laptop downlstairs for parites and I place divx porno on the plasma and mp3s through the system on wireless,

there is a guy on this board who has a plasma in his wall across from his desk and ihe works off it,

and I have a friend in ottawa who has a projection tv pointed at the wall and he works from his coach,

myself I have 2 samsung screens I work from on my desk

if you dont work on 2 screen now, you should get a dual head video card, it will save you hours a day going between windows

imJason · 05-06-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
I really hated XP at first, but then I figured out how to turn off all the crayola shit and make it look and feel like win2000. So now I'm a convert.

It has some nice features and is build on top of 2k. I have 2k on my desktop and xp on my laptop, but I'm heading toward xp everywhere.

I agree

MrPopup · 05-06-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

can anyone help me fix this

cut off her fingers if she ever does it again.

she wont be able to "massage" you anymore but the popups will be gone.

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:06 PM

this ad aware shit works great,

it already found shit and fixed it,

I recommend it to everyone,

PS were is the guy who said I lived with my mom,

not that living with my mom is a bad thing it was good enogh for the first 21 years of my life and while I was in school,

and for the guy talking shit because i like XP,???? i dont get it?

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup

cut off her fingers if she ever does it again.

she wont be able to "massage" you anymore but the popups will be gone.

i forgive my mom,

but watching her on the computer is insane,

tell me if you have experience this with your parents or older people in general,

ok, first she starts, how do I turn it on,

response, its on mom, just move the mouse,

ok how to i conect,

response, its already conected mom, its high speed, you dont have to do anything,

what do I do

response, click the blue e mom,

OH yahoo ok what now,

response, try google mom,

whats that, how do I spell it

response, g o o g l e . com

is there a www

response, no its ok, just like I said,

oops,

response, ok you have to type it in the adreess bar you just search for google from yahoo,

whats gofuckyourself.com

response, thats a message board mom, it came up because you type go , just finish typing google,

ohh there it is,

response, yah it remember I visited google,

ok no what,

response just search what you came here to look at,

oh ok,

and well it pretty much goes on from there,

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup

cut off her fingers if she ever does it again.

she wont be able to "massage" you anymore but the popups will be gone.

my moma dont give massages dude except to my dad,

I dont know abotu your moma though

lol

Ross · 05-06-2003, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

i forgive my mom,

but watching her on the computer is insane,

tell me if you have experience this with your parents or older people in general,

ok, first she starts, how do I turn it on,

response, its on mom, just move the mouse,

ok how to i conect,

response, its already conected mom, its high speed, you dont have to do anything,

what do I do

response, click the blue e mom,

OH yahoo ok what now,

response, try google mom,

whats that, how do I spell it

response, g o o g l e . com

is there a www

response, no its ok, just like I said,

oops,

response, ok you have to type it in the adreess bar you just search for google from yahoo,

whats gofuckyourself.com

response, thats a message board mom, it came up because you type go , just finish typing google,

ohh there it is,

response, yah it remember I visited google,

ok no what,

response just search what you came here to look at,

oh ok,

and well it pretty much goes on from there,

Sounds like you are your mum had a great day together Jason!

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:25 PM

well great is relative,

my dad was asking about playboy, and my mom was looking up craft ideas for here next beaver meeting,

and I swear every word of that conversation is true,

and I just wanted to watch boston public which I missed because of there visit,

but hey , family is family I guess,

PS ross, did steve talk to you yesterday???

michaelw · 05-06-2003, 12:30 PM

to fix your ie up, clear temp files, go to control panel, add remove programs, and click remove IE, then in the options select "fix"

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by michaelw
to fix your ie up, clear temp files, go to control panel, add remove programs, and click remove IE, then in the options select "fix"

i dont think this makes much sense and I dont think I ll try it either

Gunni · 05-06-2003, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason

i forgive my mom,

but watching her on the computer is insane,

tell me if you have experience this with your parents or older people in general,

ok, first she starts, how do I turn it on,

response, its on mom, just move the mouse,

ok how to i conect,

response, its already conected mom, its high speed, you dont have to do anything,

what do I do

response, click the blue e mom,

OH yahoo ok what now,

response, try google mom,

whats that, how do I spell it

response, g o o g l e . com

is there a www

response, no its ok, just like I said,

oops,

response, ok you have to type it in the adreess bar you just search for google from yahoo,

whats gofuckyourself.com

response, thats a message board mom, it came up because you type go , just finish typing google,

ohh there it is,

response, yah it remember I visited google,

ok no what,

response just search what you came here to look at,

oh ok,

and well it pretty much goes on from there,

My mom calles my from Iceland to Spain every month, so I can explain to her how to write me an email. It takes me like half an hour EVERY TIME, and then I get an email saying, " we are fine here, how are you?", and then she calls me again so I can tell her how to read my respons

dapproid · 05-06-2003, 12:35 PM

Hey Jason, don't want to be rude but could you stop using "p" instead of "br".

Thanks

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Gunni

My mom calles my from Iceland to Spain every month, so I can explain to her how to write me an email. It takes me like half an hour EVERY TIME, and then I get an email saying, " we are fine here, how are you?", and then she calls me again so I can tell her how to read my respons

lol

my mom gives out her email adress,

but I have to pop it and print her emails for her,

which is fine when people send her info,

but all her friends send all this stupid shit, jokes and chain letter,

bunch of bettys,

hey look at your experience as a bonding moment,

buy shareing in the internet revolution your mom is closer to you than she would be with out the internet

see the internet brings people together,

whether they know how to use it or not, because they get to talk about it,

my dad loves telling people he dont understand shit about the net, he can go hours talking about spam and shit he hears about on the radio, and hes never surfed a day in his life,

im sure many people out there who have father who do nother with computers except play solitaire,

ive see my girl friends father sit hours playing solitaire and ive seen my dad do it,

and that all they do or want to do or know how to do

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by dapproid
Hey Jason, don't want to be rude but could you stop using "p" instead of "br".

Thanks

your right i have a double enter fetish its been pointed out to me many times, ill make a effort to avoid hitting the enter key from now on, i get the same complaints from icq also

JamesK · 05-06-2003, 12:40 PM

lol ur tha man man

dapproid · 05-06-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

your right i have a double enter fetish its been pointed out to me many times, ill make a effort to avoid hitting the enter key from now on, i get the same complaints from icq also

That looks much better

Becky · 05-06-2003, 12:42 PM

Hey Sweetcheeks!!

You are too cute

foe · 05-06-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by jasonir
She probably installed Gator on you.

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by dapproid

That looks much better

thank you, im gonna make a effort to not hit the fucking enter button, in vegas they had a intervention but it did not work, maybe this time it will stick

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Becky
Hey Sweetcheeks!!

You are too cute

yah I know its true, thats how I get webmasters to trade with me, I get them with my male cuteness , lol

hey becky, does my

double enter typing / posting fetish bother or you, or is it perhaps cute? what you think?

Gunni · 05-06-2003, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

lol
my mom gives out her email adress,
but I have to pop it and print her eails for her,
which is fine when people send her info,
but all her friends send all this stupid shit, jokes and chain letter,
bunch of bettys,
hey look at your experience as a bonding moment,
buy shareing in the internet revolution your mom is closer to you than she would be with out the internet
see the internet brings people together,
whether they know how to use it or not, because they get to talk about it,
my dad loves telling people he dont understand shit about the net, he can go hours talking about spam and shit he hears about on the radio, and hes never surfed a day in his life,
im sure many people out there who have father who do nother with computers except play solitaire,
ive see my girl friends father sit hours playing solitaire and ive seen my dad do it,
and that all they do or want to do or know how to do

Yeah, I´m always really patient with her and guide her the best I can, she´s trying her best

My dad on the other hand is terrible, he´s a captain on a fishing boat, they have all thease really high tech stuff to find fish, and it takes him like a few hours to learn how to work the most complex bloody systems I´ve ever seen, but only if it´s directly related to fishing!
He can´t learn how to find the news on the internet for christs sake, but learning how to opperate a Simrad 3751 is a pice of cake

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gunni

Yeah, I´m always really patient with her and guide her the best I can, she´s trying her best

My dad on the other hand is terrible, he´s a captain on a fishing boat, they have all thease really high tech stuff to find fish, and it takes him like a few hours to learn how to work the most complex bloody systems I´ve ever seen, but only if it´s directly related to fishing!
He can´t learn how to find the news on the internet for christs sake, but learning how to opperate a Simrad 3751 is a pice of cake

you know thats a good point, my dads a plumer and he uses a a fyber optic camera to makerecording of the inside of pipers,

and he manages to fix gas lines and not blow peoples houses up,

but he cant do anything on a computer other than solitaire,

its something about the mouse and microsoft that realy turns otherwise smart old people into children

imJason · 05-06-2003, 12:56 PM

also the best part none of them know what to do, but they have to buy computers adn conect to the internet cause they have to be up with the times,

and ive also notices older generations do much better with computers than baby boomers like my parents,

why do you think that is

Gunni · 05-06-2003, 01:19 PM

That is true, I know my friends grandfather helps his father with the internet!

Maybe because the old people have really nothing better to do than learn new stuff, or maybe they have just seen more amazing technologies in theyr life time than the generation of our parents. I mean when my grandmother was growing up cars were only someting very rich people had, and aviation was only something crazy people thought about, so maybe this internet isn´t so amazing to them, they´ve seen it all before

imJason · 05-06-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gunni
That is true, I know my friends grandfather helps his father with the internet!

Maybe because the old people have really nothing better to do than learn new stuff, or maybe they have just seen more amazing technologies in theyr life time than the generation of our parents. I mean when my grandmother was growing up cars were only someting very rich people had, and aviation was only something crazy people thought about, so maybe this internet isn´t so amazing to them, they´ve seen it all before

there is truth to this, old people are afraid to learn,

really old people have nothing better to do and have a more open mind about this stuff,

the only sure fire thing that would get my dad to learn the internet is if my mom let him visit porn sites,

that might do it,

how many middle aged men learned computers jsut to surf porn???

probably alot

strobi · 05-06-2003, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

I bring my laptop downlstairs for parites and I place divx porno on the plasma and mp3s through the system on wireless,

Gunni · 05-06-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by imJason

there is truth to this, old people are afraid to learn,

really old people have nothing better to do and have a more open mind about this stuff,

the only sure fire thing that would get my dad to learn the internet is if my mom let him visit porn sites,

that might do it,

how many middle aged men learned computers jsut to surf porn???

probably alot

Yeah, that´s the guys who keep us in business

Middle aged dad´s who´s only knoweledge of the net is how to visit pornsites

imJason · 05-06-2003, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni

Yeah, that´s the guys who keep us in business
Middle aged dad´s who´s only knoweledge of the net is how to visit pornsites

yah thank god for middle aged men,

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imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	My mother fucked up my computer, HELP! ok, my mom came over to my house to use my computer and I left her on the internet for like 2 hours, and this morning I got up and there was 20 pop ups sitting on the desktop, I guess they are time delayed, and had been going off one by one all night, and now I want to do some work and I cant view source on any web pages any more, and IM old fasioned I liek to look at html in notepad, im running XP, can anyone help me fix this, I dont see any software running and I dont know how to fix the view source problem, HELP, __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com

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imJason Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,215	well great is relative, my dad was asking about playboy, and my mom was looking up craft ideas for here next beaver meeting, and I swear every word of that conversation is true, and I just wanted to watch boston public which I missed because of there visit, but hey , family is family I guess, PS ross, did steve talk to you yesterday??? __________________ IM Jason 31227578 http://www.vidsvidsvids.com Last edited by imJason; 05-06-2003 at 12:34 PM..

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	That is true, I know my friends grandfather helps his father with the internet! Maybe because the old people have really nothing better to do than learn new stuff, or maybe they have just seen more amazing technologies in theyr life time than the generation of our parents. I mean when my grandmother was growing up cars were only someting very rich people had, and aviation was only something crazy people thought about, so maybe this internet isn´t so amazing to them, they´ve seen it all before