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Here is what the president really had to say.
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he really said that much??
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All his speeches seem the same - ya noticed? There is an art in that someplace ![]() |
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Presidents don't write the speeches. That's why they often come across as retarded sounding.
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"Presidents don't write the speeches. That's why they often come across as retarded sounding." Often come across as retarded?? Kinda understatement! Bush "studies" his speeches well, - within his mental ability to do so, but still he can't read the fucking thing. He now has a backup earpiece in case he screws it up... He looked like some caricature of himself in the speech last night - some cardboard cutout mouthing a load of dribble to justify himself... Whatever gave anyone the idea at election time that Bush had *any* ability for anything? |
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I think his dad writes all the speeches for him to memorize and read.
Did you see when the reporters were questioning him after one of his speeches, he kept saying ummm, umm. He basically said the same answer for every question, "ummm, umm, we are gonna take over sadam's regime and disarm him" ![]()
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"Thus dribbled some anonymous nobody on a porn board." I may be an anonymous nobody on a porn board - just like netrodent. The difference is I ain't some dim crook that purportedly represents the US and constantly fucks it up. I'd do the world a favor and put a bullet in my head if I managed that degree of incompetence... Go fuck yourself nobody ![]() And enjoy the experience ... |
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i think bush is so smart, and such a genius that such a fundamental thing as reading, is hard for him. i'm sure if we told him to juggle, play the piano, recite the dictionary from heart, and read a speech all at the same time he'd do it easily.
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But don't worry, you won't have to shoot yourself. There's no chance you would ever be entrusted to any position where you could fuck something up.
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You ever watch old clips of Kennedy or Roosevelt speaking? They seems passionate about the things affecting America. They sounded like a president should sound. Bush just sounds flat. Amazing he made it this far in public office.
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"Last time I checked, he was president and thus DOES represent the US. Out of curiousity what exactly has he fucked up? Seems to me like he's doing a fair job of dealing with a shitty world. You're quick to critize bush as a fuck up and a crook but you have yet to detail any actual fuck ups or crookery. Thus you dribble. But don't worry, you won't have to shoot yourself. There's no chance you would ever be entrusted to any position where you could fuck something up." Thanks for the reminder that Bush is *actually* the President of the US. It was kinda hard to believe he achieved such stardom considering he is the most unqualified leader of any western country. That says volumes for the people who supposedly half-elected him. In almost any other country he would be safely serving a term in jail for fraud and insider dealing. For more "crookery" just look at the Bush family. As for fuck ups.... Can you actually tell me one thing he has promised to anyone and actually fulfulled??? He even overturned all his election promises to the US people within 10 - 14 days of taking office. Maybe he agreed to make Condi some coffee and actually "delivered the goods". The man is full of meaningless words, punctuated by his own stupid parrot dialogue - not to be trusted by anyone on the face of this earth. Since you have no idea what the hell I may or may not be entrusted with to fuck up - you can safely assume I'll take that as more dribble from an idiot nobody and remind you to go fuck yourself.... |
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There is a strong rumour that Bush gets his information both fed from the TelePrompTer, and an ear piece. I don't doubt he's an intelligent man, and in the comfort of his office he may even be able to carry somewhat of an interesting conversation.
But a man who cannot pronounce some of the most important political words like "nuclear", really need some special fast-tracked speech impediment classes. For at least to not show publicly America's need for a better educational system. |
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bash bash bash....
does anyone like the fact that we live in a free country and able to sleep at night without the fear of militants raiding our houses and killing our families? or the fact that we are not called "newfies" and we dont run around saying "eh?" and "doot" or "aboot" "no doot aboot it eh?" ![]() just wondering..
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"Proof! Proof!" What the fuck is this "Proof! Proof!" shit?? Don't ya actually read anything or are you in some Disneyland bubble as well? Enter the real world - it's OK! ![]() |
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"Still haven't seen anything from you to back up your acusations. " Just read, even the US media, and ya may see it all. Have a look at the history of Brown Brothers, Halliburton, Bush's oil friends/associations, Cheney's background (even active as he sits as vice president) and the Bush family history and you'll see the "quality heritage" that runs the US and the crookery over the years. As for Bush's promises... unfulfilled... well.. I'm still trying to find one he has fulfilled. If you get one, let me know as well, cause even now, it would be nice to give the asshole some credit for *something*..... But tis better ya just take him to Huntsville to be put down for the safety of the US and the world ![]() |
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![]() Basically, my point is what has Bush fucked up? He's a great president, at least during the curreent status of things. Maybe he hasn't fulfilled every single promise to you, but when ya think about it...who really has? I've never said Bush is a great man...I'm sure he has skeltons just like the rest of us, but when it comes down to threats to our country, there's no one better for the position. ![]()
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"I read all the time, my friend...just not slanted news. And I'd never believe what foreuign news told me! Gimme a break! I'm assuming you were a Clinton supporter too (maybe not) & if you wanjna talk about a REAL crook/criminal...sheesh! Where does that end? But we're talkin' about Bush...better yet a politician. And who ever said politicians are squeaky clean. Basically, my point is what has Bush fucked up? He's a great president, at least during the curreent status of things. Maybe he hasn't fulfilled every single promise to you, but when ya think about it...who really has? I've never said Bush is a great man...I'm sure he has skeltons just like the rest of us, but when it comes down to threats to our country, there's no one better for the position. " *s* I assume by slanted news ya are referring to the US media? Na.. It may be worth actually reading a range of "foreign news" cos ya sure as hell won't find any balance in US media! It is well-known (apart from some extremist news agencies elsewhere), the US media is a joke. And no.. I don't support Clinton or any assholes (yea.. I know what you mean!). Maybe the problem is the method by which these people gain power - ie.. supported by "interest groups". Rarely will the best man win. Seriously.... I think Bush is a weak asshole, a genuine walking fraud who would be unable to stand on his own without some title such as "Commander-In-Chief" where he can expect some "patriotism" to follow him. Prior to 9/11 he was sinking fast - tis only 9/11 that sustained him - and it is suspect now that he needed to "have a war" to maintain his support (and re-election). He has contributed vitually zero to the US since taking power - only mouthed off threats and ultimatums to the world and raised more anti-US feeling (not just among a load of potential "terrorists"). He has no diplomatic ability, no economic policy - it is just sad shit. He has boxed himself into a corner over his Saddam fetish and the repercussions of that are "full of promise" for a bad time for the US ahead, - not just from "terrorists" blah, but from many other countries. The guy ain't brought any credit to the US and is simply not trusted. As for his promises.... I actually can't find one yet that he has fulfilled - yea, I'm serious!! I keep looking in the hope he has kept some promise - cos I can hardly believe anyone can survive that long and get away with that shit. If you know of one, let me know. ![]() Shit this is a boring long post! |
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"Don't believe everything ya read. Just cuz it's been printed or on a web site doesn't make it true." You in some state of denial on that as well?? There is more than a grain of truth in these URL's - if ya doubt them, get verification elsewhere. But, believe me, the are not unfounded. |
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Oh fuck... "the people who "supposedly half-elected him" created the the richest most powerful country on earth". I don't give a fuck who elected him... If you actually think the "people" elected him ya got less comprehension of the US electoral system than I thought. Bush gained office with the support of Daddy and friends - that was the choice offered to the population - take him or Gore. Quit the bullshit and get real. The US is a military power currently going bust with bleak future prospects. I think that is called "history" - it does have a habit of repeating. I ain't giving a shit about all your other stuff... have a nice day and thanks for em hugs and kisses ![]() Now.. go fuck yourself! ![]() |
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