Let's have some fun with Burger King... - GoFuckYourself.com

Voodoo · 02-27-2003, 01:54 PM

Let's all go get hired at Burger King, and then not show up for the first day of work.

Who's in?

lightswitch · 02-27-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
Let's all go get hired at Burger King, and then not show up for the first day of work.

Who's in?

But what if you already work there?

candyflip · 02-27-2003, 01:56 PM

If you already work there...sing along!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/burgerking.html?

rooster · 02-27-2003, 01:56 PM

show more respect for fast food workers. Youll probably be one in a couple years.

Paul Markham · 02-27-2003, 01:58 PM

I applied last week, they turned me down.

AaronM · 02-27-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoo
Let's all go get hired at Burger King, and then not show up for the first day of work.

Who's in?

I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.

Funny shit.

Voodoo · 02-27-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
show more respect for fast food workers. Youll probably be one in a couple years.

Sorry man, I just can't respect you.

I used to work in the fast food industry.. and have since moved FAR beyond. I couldn't take a 1000% cut in pay to go back. LOL

galleryseek · 02-27-2003, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoo

Sorry man, I just can't respect you.

I used to work in the fast food industry.. and have since moved FAR beyond. I couldn't take a 1000% cut in pay to go back. LOL

i will pimp your ass and make you go back, boy.

Paul Markham · 02-27-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.

Funny shit.

Better still, taking out a Big Mac and asking the guy if he wants a bite.

Cheshire · 02-27-2003, 02:05 PM

Ooooh

Voodoo's gonna get suuuuuuued

AaronM · 02-27-2003, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by charly
Better still, taking out a Big Mac and asking the guy if he wants a bite.

Fuck that. I would not degrade myself enough to go to an interview at BK in the first place. I was referring to a more professional type of place.

JamesK · 02-27-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Ooooh

Voodoo's gonna get suuuuuuued

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Babaganoosh · 02-27-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.

Funny shit.

I was living with a girlfriend right out of high school. She wanted me to change jobs so she was always looking in the paper for the perfect job for me. There was a crappy electronics assembly job at Allied Signal and she basically forced me to go to their little job fair. She actually rode with me to make sure I went.

When we got there, she waited in the car and I went in. I wasn't happy but I was there so I decided to have a little fun. I filled out the application fairly honestly except I wrote down that I was in 'nam for my military experience (I was BORN in 1975) and under "Special Skills" I said that I was able to move large objects using only the power of my mind.

The best part is they hired me. It turned out to be a great job. I was there for a couple of years. I ended up making about $15/hr at 18 years old which was better than any of my friends were doing.

Cheshire · 02-27-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard
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It's just not funny when you have to explain it, but here goes

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=73969

Spunky · 02-27-2003, 02:58 PM

But I just started and they even promised me drive through manager in a few weeks

Evil Chris · 02-27-2003, 03:02 PM

Hmmm... Burger King, huh?
I hear those restaurants are kinda profitable.

Maybe I'll buy one and hire the lot of you.

asuna · 02-27-2003, 03:03 PM

hmm off topic,
You'd be surprised how good 'McDonalds' looks like on a resume, most of you don't know how much they make you work your ass off...

hershie · 02-27-2003, 03:08 PM

i used to own a fast food franchise (Dunkin Donuts). What a nightmare dealing with the employees. It took years off of my life trying to get kids to even show up for their shifts or care to do a good job. I had to sell after 5 years as I would otherwise have had a massive coronary by now if I kept it.

Voodoo · 02-27-2003, 03:09 PM

Sorry guys... Someone was on my computer earlier and posted as me to start this thread. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea who it was.

xxxinnovations · 02-27-2003, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
If you already work there...sing along!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/burgerking.html?

that made my day

02-27-2003, 01:54 PM	#1
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asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	hmm off topic, You'd be surprised how good 'McDonalds' looks like on a resume, most of you don't know how much they make you work your ass off... __________________

02-27-2003, 03:08 PM	#18
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	i used to own a fast food franchise (Dunkin Donuts). What a nightmare dealing with the employees. It took years off of my life trying to get kids to even show up for their shifts or care to do a good job. I had to sell after 5 years as I would otherwise have had a massive coronary by now if I kept it.

02-27-2003, 03:09 PM	#19
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Sorry guys... Someone was on my computer earlier and posted as me to start this thread. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea who it was. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."