AOLGuy

When's the last time you played Captain Save A Hoe? Surely I am not the only one to be far too nice to a model or girl in the biz and totally get burned...

I think of the one last fall who flew out here to do some shoots and couldn't afford lodging. I offered to pick up her hotel for the trip in exchange for some shoots with her. She seemed cool on the phone, and her sob story made me want to offer this deal...

She gets here, and I got her a great hotel via Priceline. The first day is cool and we shoot 2 sets.

She is way pissy from the next day on because she couldn't get a lot of work and a few sites were flaking on her--also, she had a bit of an alternative look that probably worked against her with a lot of the So. Cal-based sites.

She keeps telling me she is stressed and not feeling well, and putting off shooting with me. However, she keeps asking me for rides to the few other shoots he had.

Then, she says she needs to pay rent when she gets back and actually had the nerve to tell me she had to prioritize "paying shoots." What was I?

Ultimately, she puts me off until the last night and then gets a "paying shoot." She tells me she will make it up to me and shoot with me when she comes back out this way, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Funny thing is, I was supposed to drive her to the airport the next morning... I overslept and she took an airporter... It wasn't on purpose, but I haven't heard from her since.

All said and done, I got 2 sets of her for about 4 times what I would pay for such a thing--plus my time of dealing with her...