I have teh 'Hiccups' ! Cure me please.... - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 05-20-2011, 02:06 PM

See thread title... Hic!

marlboroack · 05-20-2011, 02:09 PM

Masturbate then count the squirts that spew from your penis hole. Works every time

LeRoy · 05-20-2011, 02:11 PM

Plug your nose and ears with your thumbs and index finger. Thumbs 4 your ears ;)

using your two pinky's grab a cup of water and drink

Works like a charm for me

CurrentlySober · 05-20-2011, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

Plug your nose and ears with your thumbs and index finger. Thumbs 4 your ears ;)

using your two pinky's grab a cup of water and drink

Works like a charm for me

Looking good, but missing what it is that I should shove up my arse...

Please explain (Buttplug) etc, and I will try it out!

StickyGreen · 05-20-2011, 02:25 PM

Just drink lots of water very slowly... you can't hiccup while you're drinking...

Works every time for me.

TondaB · 05-20-2011, 02:25 PM

Eat a big spoonful of peanut butter. Works everytime

96ukssob · 05-20-2011, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB

Eat a big spoonful of peanut butter. Works everytime

covered in cinnamon

DateDoc · 05-20-2011, 02:29 PM

if u shart and hiccup at the same time the hiccups will go away

marlboroack · 05-20-2011, 02:35 PM

So my way didn't work?

CurrentlySober · 05-20-2011, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB

Eat a big spoonful of poo. Works everytime

Good advice. Thanks. I'll try it...

The Heron · 05-20-2011, 02:49 PM

Hiccups are caused by a pinched nerve that can be fixed by placing ice cubes on either side of your adams apple.

MK Ultra · 05-20-2011, 03:43 PM

You're probably going to laugh but give it a try anyway, what have you got to lose?

Close the blinds and lock the door. (you don't want spectators)

While holding a glass of water, bend over until your head is about the level of your knees.

Slowly drink as much of the glass of water as you can in one breath.

Don't straighten up until you're sure it worked

I know it sounds wacky but it has never failed me

beerptrol · 05-20-2011, 04:00 PM

shotgun a six pack

05-20-2011, 04:08 PM

yes just drink lot of water

tested already :-)

Tam · 05-20-2011, 04:12 PM

a teaspoon of mustard does it for me every single time... just plain old yellow mustard. Something about the harsh taste of it is supposed to take your breath a little and that will kill them.

My grandmother used to say a teaspoon of sugar, but that never worked for me. But try the mustard.

Dvae · 05-20-2011, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

See thread title... Hic!

eat POO!!

LeRoy · 05-20-2011, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol

shotgun a six pack

This works too

L-Pink · 05-20-2011, 04:51 PM

Read a gideon post https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1023250 guarantee after you slit your own throat the hiccups will stop.

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ottopottomouse · 05-20-2011, 05:20 PM

Stand on your head in a bucket of water.

Slambino · 05-20-2011, 06:21 PM

Lemon, bitters and sugar.
Good size lemon wedge, doused with bitters, sprinkled with sugar.
Bite on it for a good 10 to 20 seconds.
Old bartenders remedy, works quite well.

DBS.US · 05-20-2011, 06:25 PM

Pinch both your earlobes and hold your breath.

cooldude7 · 05-20-2011, 08:39 PM

drnk water+sugar

docputer · 05-20-2011, 08:46 PM

teaspoon of sugar has always done it for me

Zuzana Designs · 05-21-2011, 06:31 AM

Bend over and drink out of the front of the glass. Do this 3 times taking little sips then stand backup.

CaptainHowdy · 05-21-2011, 06:35 AM

Anal intercourse ...

Vick! · 05-21-2011, 08:03 AM

A shot in head? may be?

05-21-2011, 08:12 AM

hide out in Pakistan.

livexxx · 05-21-2011, 08:51 AM

yeap, teaspoon of sugar ftw

DamianJ · 05-21-2011, 09:07 AM

a teaspoon of vinegar.

despite the nonsense talk about trapped nerves and whatever hiccups are in fact an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm. the acidity of the vinegar stops the spasms.

"A hiccup or hiccough (pronounced /ˈhɪkəp/ hik-əp) is a contraction of the diaphragm that repeats several times per minute."

"Vinegar may stimulate the dorsal wall of the nasopharynx, where the pharyngeal branch of the glossopharyngeal nerve (the afferent of the hiccup reflex arc) is located."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccup#Treatment

CurrentlySober · 05-21-2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

a teaspoon of vinegar.

I have actually found that a teaspoon of vinegar works well for heartburn / acid reflux.

Anyway, hiccups are gone now

mavruda · 05-21-2011, 01:01 PM

Wow... along with the funny suggestions I saw some interesting treatments on that.
Cool post though. I did not knew about the vinegar.

iamtam · 05-21-2011, 01:17 PM

concentrate really hard on how to spell 'the' instead of 'teh'. it took you years to learn to be stupid like that so perhaps you can learn something and get better at the same time.

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