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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #1

    My house is 6,700sf, it's 84 degrees outside. I make more in one hour than most of you do in a month

    Ask me anything.
    [email protected]
  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053

    #2
    Originally posted by Harmon
    Ask me anything.
    Pigshit...you are nothing more than a disgusting punk.
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

    FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      Originally posted by theking
      Pigshit...you are nothing more than a disgusting punk.
      You wish, fat body.

      Go take a few and wash the lint from your belly rolls. You smell like a dead cat and dust.
      [email protected]

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        Why do you use pink plastic clothespins instead of wooden ones on the laundry line?


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        • Coup
          🚨 PBBC International 🚨
          • Apr 2010
          • 9931

          #5
          do you lie down with ladies, OP?

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          • Coup
            🚨 PBBC International 🚨
            • Apr 2010
            • 9931

            #6
            Whats your favorite brand of Ketchup?

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20012

              #7
              Originally posted by SilentKnight
              Why do you use pink plastic clothespins instead of wooden ones on the laundry line?


              Poor people have cats. You probably have cats. Envy hurts... Amirite?

              Stop posting and start working. Maybe someday you can wash one of my cars.
              [email protected]

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              • Coup
                🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                • Apr 2010
                • 9931

                #8
                Which Friend from popular 90's sitcom "Friends" was your favorite, Joey or Chandler?

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                • Colmike9
                  (>^_^)b
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 7230

                  #9
                  Are you still planning on giving away $100,000?
                  Join the BEST cam affiliate program on the internet!
                  I've referred over $1.7mil in spending this past year, you should join in.
                  I make a lot more money in the medical field in a lab now, fuck you guys. Don't ask me to come back, but do join Chaturbate in my sig, it still makes bank without me touching shit for years..

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                  • Harmon
                    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 20012

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Coup
                    do you lie down with ladies, OP?
                    Occasionally. Hunts. It's cheaper. Mazel tov
                    [email protected]

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                    • Harmon
                      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 20012

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Coup
                      Which Friend from popular 90's sitcom "Friends" was your favorite, Joey or Chandler?
                      Joey, mosdef
                      [email protected]

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                      • Google Expert
                        Webmaster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 14294

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Harmon
                        Ask me anything.
                        what was the tipping point for you that pushed you to start impersonating MetaMan?

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                        • Harmon
                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 20012

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Colmike7
                          Are you still planning on giving away $100,000?
                          Yes. You're on my list
                          [email protected]

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                          • Harmon
                            ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 20012

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Muad'Dib
                            what was the tipping point for you that pushed you to impersonate MetaMan?
                            The stink from your fake nick.
                            [email protected]

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                            • Colmike9
                              (>^_^)b
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 7230

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Harmon
                              Yes. You're on my list
                              Nice
                              Join the BEST cam affiliate program on the internet!
                              I've referred over $1.7mil in spending this past year, you should join in.
                              I make a lot more money in the medical field in a lab now, fuck you guys. Don't ask me to come back, but do join Chaturbate in my sig, it still makes bank without me touching shit for years..

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                              • BIGTYMER
                                Junior Achiever
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 17066

                                #16
                                Now for a serious question.

                                Harmy is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?

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                                • Harmon
                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 20012

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                  Now for a serious question.

                                  Harmy is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?
                                  Who gives a fuck?
                                  [email protected]

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                                  • SilentKnight
                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24818

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Harmon
                                    Maybe someday you can wash one of my cars.
                                    Just have the driver drop it off in my driveway.

                                    I'll have one of the girls tend to it.


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                                    • Harmon
                                      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 20012

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                      Just have the driver drop it off in my driveway.

                                      I'll have one of the girls tend to it.


                                      So your girls are clowns? I guess that's funny
                                      [email protected]

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                                      • BIGTYMER
                                        Junior Achiever
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 17066

                                        #20
                                        Harmy is it true blacks can run faster because of that extra bone in their ankle?

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                                        • clickity click
                                          So Fecking Bummed
                                          • Aug 2014
                                          • 3682

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Harmon
                                          Yes. You're on my list
                                          Am I on your list?

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                                          • Harmon
                                            ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 20012

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                            Harmy is it true blacks can run faster because of that extra bone in their ankle?
                                            Black people have an extra bone?

                                            Maybe
                                            [email protected]

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                                            • Harmon
                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 20012

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by clickity click
                                              Am I on your list?
                                              Yes. What list it is? You will never know
                                              [email protected]

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                                              • sarettah
                                                see you later, I'm gone
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 14316

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                                Ask me anything.
                                                How do you earn your money ? Do you do affiliate marketing, your own paysites, dating, cams, other or all?

                                                Please do not just answer yes. This is meant as a serious question. You don't need to go into detail but it is something I have wondered for a while.

                                                Thanks in advance.

                                                .
                                                All cookies cleared!

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                                                • newB
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 2870

                                                  #25
                                                  Congrats. Do you plan to ever reveal what it is you do, or is this purely masturbatory?

                                                  The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature.
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                                                  • SilentKnight
                                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 24818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Harmon
                                                    So your girls are clowns? I guess that's funny
                                                    I had higher expectations of a funnier reply.

                                                    Oh well...there's always tomorrow.

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                                                    • johnnyloadproductions
                                                      Account Shutdown
                                                      • Oct 2008
                                                      • 3611

                                                      #27
                                                      Do you find this board more entertaining then any other board?

                                                      You run some sites like retailmenot?

                                                      I don't think you'll quit at 20k posts.

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                                                      • Penny24Seven
                                                        So Fucking What
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 6287

                                                        #28
                                                        Do you play golf?
                                                        Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682

                                                          #29
                                                          Do you do mostly mainstream or mostly adult?

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                                                          • Harmon
                                                            ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 20012

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sarettah
                                                            How do you earn your money ? Do you do affiliate marketing, your own paysites, dating, cams, other or all?

                                                            Please do not just answer yes. This is meant as a serious question. You don't need to go into detail but it is something I have wondered for a while.

                                                            Thanks in advance.

                                                            .
                                                            Originally posted by sarettah
                                                            How do you earn your money ? Do you do affiliate marketing, your own paysites, dating, cams, other or all?

                                                            Please do not just answer yes. This is meant as a serious question. You don't need to go into detail but it is something I have wondered for a while.

                                                            Thanks in advance.

                                                            .
                                                            Finally, an actually serious question.

                                                            I warped out of adult somewhere in the vicinity of 2008-2010. It's kind of hard to discern due to the fact that I kept my hopes up on a rebound. It just didn't happen. I had to grab my crotch, man up and realize that 40k+ a month wasn't going to happen any longer. Month by month went by and as you all saw, it just dwindled away to nothingness.

                                                            Sure, rebills. They slowed down. The entire industry was imploding but it was bound to happen. We are (were) our own enemy.

                                                            We took something that was so precious and stuffed it down our own customer's throat until they no longer needed "US" any longer. It's actually kind of sad, they got it for free. It took cunts to figure out, "GAME OVER" time to monetize the industry with sheer traffic numbers. Kudos to them. They got in early, the YouPorns, XHamsters etc. Good on you.

                                                            The writing was on the wall. I started seeking out options that would help me sustain a livelihood. The days of making bank as an affiliate were over. I found a way.

                                                            Without giving away my strategy, all I can say is look around at what the people in your life do every day. Think about it is and think about how you can make their life easier. Make something that will allow them to slide. Slide through life.

                                                            Posting pictures of naked women getting fucked? Still SOME money, but more or less done. Stick a fucking fork in it until the producers are done shooting for peanuts.

                                                            95% Mainstream <--- 5% Pornography (NOW)
                                                            [email protected]

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                                                            • Harmon
                                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 20012

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                              Do you do mostly mainstream or mostly adult?
                                                              See above
                                                              [email protected]

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                                                              • sarettah
                                                                see you later, I'm gone
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 14316

                                                                #32
                                                                Thanks for the reply

                                                                .
                                                                All cookies cleared!

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                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 28682

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                  See above
                                                                  I'm mainstream also.

                                                                  Glad you are doing well. Please remember to save money for rainy days no matter how wealthy you are. I have known many guys who were worth an insane amount and fell hard. Stay hungry.

                                                                  not suggesting you will fall. wishing you luck. just save for a rainy day. best of luck.

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                                                                  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                    Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 4986

                                                                    #34
                                                                    It's mother fucking nice to be on top isn't it????

                                                                    What I really want to know though....

                                                                    1. Why do you wash your own car with all that money

                                                                    2. Do you think my hoo hoo smells like doritos?

                                                                    So proud of you though. Really. I have nothing but love for people who push through, and climb straight up to where they wanna be.

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                                                                    • Harmon
                                                                      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 20012

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                      It's mother fucking nice to be on top isn't it????

                                                                      What I really want to know though....

                                                                      1. Why do you wash your own car with all that money

                                                                      2. Do you think my hoo hoo smells like doritos?

                                                                      So proud of you though. Really. I have nothing but love for people who push through, and climb straight up to where they wanna be.
                                                                      I seriously would leave my wife for you.

                                                                      Marry me
                                                                      [email protected]

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                                                                      • SilentKnight
                                                                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                                        • 24818

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                        Finally, an actually serious question.

                                                                        I warped out of adult somewhere in the vicinity of 2008-2010. It's kind of hard to discern due to the fact that I kept my hopes up on a rebound. It just didn't happen. I had to grab my crotch, man up and realize that 40k+ a month wasn't going to happen any longer. Month by month went by and as you all saw, it just dwindled away to nothingness.

                                                                        Sure, rebills. They slowed down. The entire industry was imploding but it was bound to happen. We are (were) our own enemy.

                                                                        We took something that was so precious and stuffed it down our own customer's throat until they no longer needed "US" any longer. It's actually kind of sad, they got it for free. It took cunts to figure out, "GAME OVER" time to monetize the industry with sheer traffic numbers. Kudos to them. They got in early, the YouPorns, XHamsters etc. Good on you.

                                                                        The writing was on the wall. I started seeking out options that would help me sustain a livelihood. The days of making bank as an affiliate were over. I found a way.

                                                                        Without giving away my strategy, all I can say is look around at what the people in your life do every day. Think about it is and think about how you can make their life easier. Make something that will allow them to slide. Slide through life.

                                                                        Posting pictures of naked women getting fucked? Still SOME money, but more or less done. Stick a fucking fork in it until the producers are done shooting for peanuts.

                                                                        95% Mainstream <--- 5% Pornography (NOW)
                                                                        I had to look twice to make sure I didn't post this - almost a carbon copy of my last ten years.

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                                                                        • Harmon
                                                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 20012

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                          I had to look twice to make sure I didn't post this - almost a carbon copy of my last ten years.
                                                                          Almost. Almost.
                                                                          [email protected]

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                                                                          • johnnyloadproductions
                                                                            Account Shutdown
                                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                                            • 3611

                                                                            #38
                                                                            you live in Florida but seem to keep odd hours.

                                                                            What is your detailed work schedule?

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                                                                            • Harmon
                                                                              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 20012

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                                              you live in Florida but seem to keep odd hours.

                                                                              What is your detailed work schedule?
                                                                              Up at about 3am. Check my shit. Rolling out new promos by 5 or 6am. Done by noon. You may or may not see me here depending on the work load. Google, Bing. All money.
                                                                              [email protected]

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                                                                              • NatalieK
                                                                                Natalie K
                                                                                • Apr 2010
                                                                                • 20123

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                Ask me anything.
                                                                                if this is all true, why do you feel the need for attention?
                                                                                My official site / Custom vids / Make money links / First time girls
                                                                                Email: [email protected] - "Converting traffic into income since 2005"

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                                                                                • Dvae
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 5326

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                  I seriously would leave my wife for you.

                                                                                  Marry me
                                                                                  You realize you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl?
                                                                                  .
                                                                                  .

                                                                                  Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                                                  • Harmon
                                                                                    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 20012

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Dvae
                                                                                    You realize you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl?
                                                                                    Yes.....
                                                                                    [email protected]

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                                                                                    • DamnSexy
                                                                                      The one and the only
                                                                                      • Aug 2015
                                                                                      • 633

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                      I make more in one hour than most of you do in a month,

                                                                                      Ask me anything.
                                                                                      Okay, how much are you making hourly ? in dollars.

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                                                                                      • Harmon
                                                                                        ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                        • 20012

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                                                                        if this is all true, why do you feel the need for attention?
                                                                                        Says the fatass posting as a dog fucking ugly, freckled whore that smells like cheese. You and your hooker wife make most of us want to vomit.
                                                                                        [email protected]

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                                                                                        • $5 submissions
                                                                                          I help you SUCCEED
                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 32195

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          '84 degrees outside....' Do you also live in the Tropics? Or Maybe Miami?

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                                                                                          • clickity click
                                                                                            So Fecking Bummed
                                                                                            • Aug 2014
                                                                                            • 3682

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                            Yes. What list it is? You will never know
                                                                                            I already know sunshine.

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                                                                                            • Fat Panda
                                                                                              Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                              • 13296

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              share some pics

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                                                                                              • mineistaken
                                                                                                See signature :)
                                                                                                • Apr 2007
                                                                                                • 29656

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Why do you need so much space? As a single guy I could not imagine using more than 200 sq meters even if had unlimited budget
                                                                                                I mean surely I could use even more than that but that would be just for the sake of completing the task and not because I would want that much.

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                                                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                  • 24818

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                                  Says the fatass posting as a dog fucking ugly, freckled whore that smells like cheese. You and your hooker wife make most of us want to vomit.
                                                                                                  I concur.

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                                                                                                  • kkkkkk
                                                                                                    svp get banned svp
                                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                                    • 1628

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Aggrandizement

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