If Mark and I had a rap battle it would sound like this...

[notinmybackyard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdrvxKxiQrQ

[RyuLion]

lol.........

[Smack dat]

Think I reflect with the snowflake.

[2MuchMark]

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

#datruth reading the comments, is stolen content

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Admit it... it's completely your personality.

The biggest difference between you and I is that in the 60s when I was helping women burn their bras it was because I wanted to see their tits. On the other hand I get the feeling that you would have wanted to actually help them with their cause.

You just need to appreciate the finer things in life such as:

12 year old whisky, expensive cigars, muscle cars, the thrill of hunting big game, the satisfying sound of bare knuckle boxing, a big tit hooker, the aroma of a pair of young woman's panties and the tiny wisps of pubic hair that peek out from a bikini bottom.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdrvxKxiQrQ

this is RAP!!!

[onwebcam]

Pretty sure that's bladewire. Mark is metrosexual.

[Dead]

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

this is RAP!!!

LOLLLOLLL

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

this is RAP!!!

This is how I do.

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by onwebcam

Pretty sure that's bladewire. Mark is metrosexual.

I've got bladewire in my ignore list and what exactly is a metrosexual? A guy that identifies with being a subway train or something?

[Bladewire]

^^^ Brags about how old he is, as if it means he's an experienced expert, then posts basic questions anyone in the industry learned their first year

Then fantasizes about a man (50 years younger) and him rapping together, and posts that fantasy on an internet porn forum

[Paul Markham]

Having guns makes you more of a man and increases dick sizes by 2 inches.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Admit it... it's completely your personality.

The biggest difference between you and I is that in the 60s when I was helping women burn their bras it was because I wanted to see their tits.

Before my time.

But besides that, I think you missed the point of bra burning.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

On the other hand I get the feeling that you would have wanted to actually help them with their cause.

Of course. Equality is a right, you know. How could you want to photograph the beauty in women while simultaneously keep them down, limit their rights and dismiss them as anything less than you?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

You just need to appreciate the finer things in life such as:

12 year old whisky,

Not really a fan, but friends of mine are introducing me to a few brands.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

expensive cigars,

Not really my thing either, but A few times this past summer I've had the chance to enjoy some good ones.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

muscle cars,

Sure, ok. There's nothing like the low rumble of a perfectly tuned V8.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

the thrill of hunting big game,

Nope! There's nothing thrilling about intruding into the home of an animal with overwhelming firepower, brains and technology and killing it. It's cowardly invasion and murder mislabeled as "sport".

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

the satisfying sound of bare knuckle boxing,

Not me. But it seems that "Manly" things really seem to "satisfy" you. HMmm...

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

a big tit hooker,

LOL! So you're so desperate that you would pay someone for 20 minutes of fake love and attention? Geezuz christ.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

the aroma of a pair of young woman's panties

Nope!

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

and the tiny wisps of pubic hair that peek out from a bikini bottom.

Hahahaha... nope nope nope.

This post sums up everything I need to know about you. We would definitely not get along well in real life. Sorry! {{Hugs}}}

Originally Posted by onwebcam

Mark is metrosexual.

Actually I've been dressing like a total slob around the house lately.

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Having guns makes you more of a man and increases dick sizes by 2 inches.

The same goes for muscle cars and noisy motorcycles I'm told. ;)

Peace!

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Before my time.

But besides that, I think you missed the point of bra burning.

No my son.. You're missing the point. I didn't give a damn about the reason they burnt their bras because all I was looking for was sex. For that I would have gladly been a feminist, a communist, a facist or even illegal Japanese immigrant. Whatever it took to get me something sweet between the sheets.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Of course. Equality is a right, you know. How could you want to photograph the beauty in women while simultaneously keep them down, limit their rights and dismiss them as anything less than you?

Equality comes in 2 forms.

1. It's purchased with money.. the more you have the more "equal" you are.
2. It comes at the end of a gun.

But that's the stuff that eggheads debate and personally I just want the money and my dick sucked.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Not really a fan, but friends of mine are introducing me to a few brands.

You're slowly coming out of your shell.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Not really my thing either, but A few times this past summer I've had the chance to enjoy some good ones.

You need to join a cigar club. Dick Nasty introduced me to his a when he and I were in L.A. I got to meet some really cool people too such as Micheal Caine

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Sure, ok. There's nothing like the low rumble of a perfectly tuned V8.

Now I'm starting to like you.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Nope! There's nothing thrilling about intruding into the home of an animal with overwhelming firepower, brains and technology and killing it. It's cowardly invasion and murder mislabeled as "sport".

30 cents for a bullet and I've got enough meat for 3-6 months depending on the animal. Plus I've got the skin and other parts that are woth a bit of money.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Not me. But it seems that "Manly" things really seem to "satisfy" you. HMmm...

I get excited watching the fights. I get turned on watching "Cat Fights" because it's sexy watching two women claw each other's eyes out

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

LOL! So you're so desperate that you would pay someone for 20 minutes of fake love and attention? Geezuz christ.

I manufacture smut.. porn.. skin flicks.. So I absolutely have no problems paying for sex. In fact the dirtier the sex the more I'm willing to pay.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Nope!

You're missing out.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Hahahaha... nope nope nope.

This post sums up everything I need to know about you. We would definitely not get along well in real life. Sorry! {{Hugs}}}

Do you know any broads looking for work? I'm going to be filming a 5 man fat midget gangbang next week and I'm hoping to find a tall blonde without tatoos that speaks english.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Actually I've been dressing like a total slob around the house lately.

At least that's better than dressing like a fairy.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Having guns makes you more of a man and increases dick sizes by 2 inches.
The same goes for muscle cars and noisy motorcycles I'm told. ;)

Peace!

Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't but muscle cars and assault weapons certainly will get you laid.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

No my son.. You're missing the point. I didn't give a damn about the reason they burnt their bras because all I was looking for was sex. For that I would have gladly been a feminist, a communist, a facist or even illegal Japanese immigrant. Whatever it took to get me something sweet between the sheets.

Right. You missed the point.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Equality comes in 2 forms.

1. It's purchased with money.. the more you have the more "equal" you are.
2. It comes at the end of a gun.

But that's the stuff that eggheads debate and personally I just want the money and my dick sucked.

Are you proud of that statement? Are you old as fuck, or 10 years old?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

You need to join a cigar club.

No I don't.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Dick Nasty introduced me to his a when he and I were in L.A. I got to meet some really cool people too such as Micheal Caine

Michael Caine won't be calling you.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Now I'm starting to like you.

Is it the way I walk?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

30 cents for a bullet and I've got enough meat for 3-6 months depending on the animal. Plus I've got the skin and other parts that are woth a bit of money.

The skin is worth more to the animal. You traded a life for a little food, money and 10 second hard-on. What a man you are.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I get excited watching the fights.

You can't wait for those 2 sweaty men to stop fighting and start kissing, I know.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I get turned on watching "Cat Fights" because it's sexy watching two women claw each other's eyes out

Ok.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I manufacture smut.. porn.. skin flicks.. So I absolutely have no problems paying for sex.

It's alot more fun exploring sex with someone you like and who likes you, then paying someone to lie to you about it.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

In fact the dirtier the sex the more I'm willing to pay.

Why don't you take your hookers hunting with you so you don't waste a boner?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

You're missing out.

No sir, I promise you that I am not.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Do you know any broads looking for work?

What's a broad?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I'm going to be filming a 5 man fat midget gangbang next week and I'm hoping to find a tall blonde without tatoos that speaks english.

What? No deer meat?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't but muscle cars and assault weapons certainly will get you laid.

If only YOU could get you laid, eh?

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Are you proud of that statement? Are you old as fuck, or 10 years old?

I'm damn old as fuck and I say that with pride! I've forgotten more than you've ever learned.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

You can't wait for those 2 sweaty men to stop fighting and start kissing, I know.

A cat fight is a beautiful thing! Especially when they're in mud!


But you're right I absolutely fucking love it when fags kiss and fuck each other in the ass because their fairy friends are loyal customers.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

It's alot more fun exploring sex with someone you like and who likes you, then paying someone to lie to you about it.

You could at least just once try a big tit fat black hooker. I can set you up with this one and she even shaves her crotch and I know how much you like that.





This girl can drain your bone just like she can suck dry a watermelon. She sucks so hard you might grow an extra inch.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I'm damn old as fuck and I say that with pride! I've forgotten more than you've ever learned.

One day you and I should meet for a few beers and test that.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

A cat fight is a beautiful thing! Especially when they're in mud!

I wouldn't call it beautiful... its a little compelling... its a little funny.... its a little sexy... but "beautiful" isn't a work that comes to mind.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

But you're right I absolutely fucking love it when fags kiss and fuck each other in the ass because their fairy friends are loyal customers.

Congratulations on coming out. But, this is 2017, so no one cares about that much anymore. Or shouldn't, anyway. Live and let live, etc.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

You could at least just once try a big tit fat black hooker. I can set you up with this one and she even shaves her crotch and I know how much you like that.

Not my thing, sorry. Women who are sexy to me are women who are educated, take care of their bodies, have interesting things to say and talk about, etc. Now of course I can't tell how smart she is by a picture, but I can definitely tell you she doesn't take care of herself. And the simple fact that she's a hooker is a turn-off to me anyway.

Then again, maybe she's not a hooker. Maybe you're just calling her that because that's how you see all women? You do know that nude modeling and being a prostitute are different things, right?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

This girl can drain your bone

You're turning me off.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

just like she can suck dry a watermelon.

Racist much?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

She sucks so hard you might grow an extra inch.

Really? Did she double the size of your penis? Or triple it? Good for you regardless.

[notinmybackyard]

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Then again, maybe she's not a hooker. Maybe you're just calling her that because that's how you see all women? You do know that nude modeling and being a prostitute are different things, right?

We're all whores. Each and every single one of us in this world sells something of ourselves for money and the biggest filthiest whores are normally the "smart ones." Look at cocksuckers like Wernher von Braun and Oppenhiemer they're responsible for killing how many people?

I've got more respect for a single mother that swallows someone's spunk for money than someone that builds a bomb.

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Racist much?

My generation was blunt and to the point not politically correct.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

We're all whores.

I disagree. For example, me. I wouldn't kill an animal if someone paid me to do it. Seriously you promised me 1 Million dollars to kill an elephant or a tiger or a dog or a kitten I wouldn't do it.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Each and every single one of us in this world sells something of ourselves for money

Yes, but it depends what is being sold. If you're a consultant and you share your knowledge to others for money, does that make you a whore? Of course not. If you're a bricklayer and you sell your time to build houses does that make you a whore? No.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

and the biggest filthiest whores are normally the "smart ones."

No, they are the desperate ones. They may be broke, or have nothing else to offer.

I hear what you're trying to say, but over generalization stops you from seeing details and nuance. It's like saying all their is to taking great pictures is clicking a shutter button.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Look at cocksuckers like Wernher von Braun and Oppenhiemer they're responsible for killing how many people?

Wernher von Braun was a German who turned against Nazi's. He was an engineer who really knew his rocket science. You could easily argue that he prevented millions from dying, and made it possible or at least easier to launch rockets to space, putting man on the moon and satellites in orbit.

Robert Oppenheimer was key in building the atomic bomb of course, but he was also a theoretical physicist and taught physics at Berkley. You could argue that Atomic Bomb prevented millions from dying in WWII.

Oppenheimer was reminded of the line "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds". (I always thought this was his, but it belongs to someone else). Maybe he regretted his part in the construction of the A-bomb...

Without Oppy we might not have the bomb (which could be both good and bad depending who you talk to about it), but we probably wouldn't have lots of other technologies either.

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I've got more respect for a single mother that swallows someone's spunk for money than someone that builds a bomb.

Why not just give her the money instead of asking for a BJ in return?

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

My generation was blunt and to the point not politically correct.

I disagree. You are blunt and disrespectful of others, but you're assuming everyone else in your age range is the same way. Try not to generalize.