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marketsmart 09-18-2009 06:27 PM

I Don't Know What The Fuck You Girls Are Talking About...
 
as you may have seen here: fucking-around-and-business-discussion/928341-2-yoga-finally-paid.html

through hard work and training, i have discovered the joys of pleasuring myself..

well tonight, i finally took the plunge and tasted my own seed and i have got to report that my shit is delicious...

the next time one of you ladies has the pleasure of tasting my junk and has the audacity to spit it out or make some sort of grimace when i populate your mouth with my soldiers, will get a swift smack to the face..

after all these years of feeling sorry for you ladies because you act like you are tasting battery acid when you have a mouth full of cum, i have finally realized that its been nothing but a ploy for sympathy from you conniving vixens..

i encourage all of you men here to immediately drop a load and shove as much of that white gold into your mouth that will fit..

you will then know that you have been the victim of a conspiracy of global proportions..

once you realize the pure joy of consuming your own yogurt, you will never want to waste a single drop in the mouth of the cursed female that god felt was too insignificant to give the power of expelling such an amazing liquid...
please feel free to share your own personal goo tasting experiences here...

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-18-2009 06:49 PM

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

All I saw in that was "Homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo... etc..."

burntfilm 09-18-2009 06:51 PM

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

marketsmart 09-18-2009 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16336535)
:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

All I saw in that was "Homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo... etc..."

would you say your son was a faggot because he came from a place where you stick your cock?


god put this wonderful gift inside you and me and he did it so we could enjoy the pleasure of the sweet taste of the man nectar...

give it a try... let me know how it tastes...

L-Pink 09-18-2009 07:00 PM

Wow, it tastes just like chicken sperm!


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TheDoc 09-18-2009 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16336563)
Wow, it tastes just like chicken sperm!


.

Dang, everything tastes like chicken sperm.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-18-2009 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16336549)
would you say your son was a faggot because he came from a place where you stick your cock?


god put this wonderful gift inside you and me and he did it so we could enjoy the pleasure of the sweet taste of the man nectar...

give it a try... let me know how it tastes...

How about you come suck my dick, and take my load in your throat, then tell me how it tastes, and I'll take your word for it.

GAMEFINEST 09-18-2009 07:16 PM

is you serious?

ProG 09-18-2009 07:19 PM

http://i36.tinypic.com/2envm1x.jpg

Riffhard 09-18-2009 07:36 PM

I tried it. It was bad. In fact it even stuck to my tongue after downing a bottle of water. :2 cents:

marketsmart 09-18-2009 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16336582)
How about you come suck my dick, and take my load in your throat, then tell me how it tastes, and I'll take your word for it.

that would be gay... :2 cents:

Iron Fist 09-18-2009 07:59 PM

My fingers taste like hand lotion.... yuck.

MistyMassage 09-18-2009 08:11 PM

WOW! I cant believe you actually admitted to doing that. Some things are better left unsaid I think.

marketsmart 09-18-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistyMassage (Post 16336686)
WOW! I cant believe you actually admitted to doing that. Some things are better left unsaid I think.

i knew, i just spilled the beans on the secret you ladies have been silent about for centuries..

Persius 09-19-2009 12:54 AM

Do you look in the mirror tell your self don't just stare at it, eat it.:1orglaugh

ToplistBlog_Com 09-19-2009 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16336535)
:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :eek7

All I saw in that was "Homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo, homo... etc..."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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