Two sties on my eye lid.
 

What is the best way to get rid of these?

really hot compress and toothpaste

and stop letting people shit on your face - two? jesus

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Toothpaste?

there is a little antibiotic ointment you can get from a doctor

do you rub your eyes without washing your hands often?

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It appears you were looking for love in all the wrong places........

here you go man

http://www.howtoguides365.com/how-to/remove-sty-eyelid/

ugh those things are grim

Amputation is the only answer

There's a sty, and there's something else called a Chalazion which is a lump that forms under the eyelids and the only way to remove them is go to a doctor and have him turn your eyelid inside out and then surgically cut it out....I had two of them in my twenties...

In the UK there are over the counter creams you can get for this.

Go to your pharmacist.