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Hook me up :)

i'll take two

I'll have a couple of million please.

What a deal!

Your site is one big eyesore, im gonna charge u for my doc bills

You can all send me your traffic ;)

I dont have much to offer but just think of the warm fuzzy feeeling you'd get inside helping someone out of the kindness of your own heart!

(coughs voilently on the thick stench of sarcasm)

Sorry, my insurance doesn't cover diseases you caught from that tranny hooker last week.

how'd u know

I was the hooker.

well then u owe me extra cause u ran off after u sucked my dick

Does that mean I don't get any free traffic? That's false advertising...

nah u can have some free traffic, but i mean..u gotta pay me first after that thing u pulled on me earlier

I'm sorry I ran off without fucking your ass...but your jizz was chunky. A girl could choke to death on that shit...had to go gargle with Scope.

Is this one of those jokes where you say "Free hits" and I say "Gimme some" and you punch me in the face with a pair of brass knuckles than kick me in the nuts? I hate that...it's almost as bad as the macing incidents......

Why can't a porn bitch just say "Hey, I'm not really interested in doing animal porn" instead of fucking spraying mace in your face? Jesus






np Green Jello - "Misadventures Of Shitman"