I need to fart
 

Seriously, i have all this fucking gas and i can´t seem
to be able to fart it away like the rest of the mortals.

Provide your solution here, i will be so glad if you make me fart.

PS: Wish i was joking.

u need anal sex to loosen up your rectum

heterosexual solutions, please.

Open your ass with a speculum and use your lighter.

I just winced when I heard that...dam actually doing it

2 slices of pizza and a coke (or pepsi)...

seriously

You need LUFTAL (visit a drugstore - its from Bristol-Myers Squibb), you'll feel good after it.

I can imagine that gorgeous blonde girl at the cash registration, with your box of LUFTAL.

use a butt plug.:thumbsup

Yo creo que las farmacias en Argentina tienen este remedio.

Call Roto-Rooter....

Just buy some condoms and lub with it and you're set :thumbsup

Where are you MiLo TurboGas ?

Thanks Jer and everybody.

I´m kinda looking into the situation and if it
gets worst i will have to do a quick run to the chemist.

To the *slices of pizzas and coke* dude:
damn, are you trying to kill me?!

And Jer, i´m still here, trying to ungas myself.
I´ll see if they carry LUFTAL in here, muchas gracias!

Sit on a chair and try pushing your stomach in with your hands.....keep doing this for a while just pushing it in and letting it come back out!!!

Works for me....although I usually don't need any help in the farting department!!!

Lie on your stomach on the floor and relax your abs

Disturbing... im shocked.. really.

two words: coffee enema

Heat up a bottle of Miller in the microwave then suck that back. You'll be so busy with the diarrhea shits you won't have time to worry about the farts.