There is a lineup of girls outside my house waiting to get into my pants:
 

how much should i charge them for cover?

$10-$20? what do you guys think?

you sure they're not trying to sell you cookies?

Are you sure they are girls?

30 firm on average...

i mean, we are talking about the possibility of them getting to grace themselves with the presence of metaman's cock.

Thats something...

Perhaps you can cut a deal on a case by case basis with some of your entrants, but I doubt there are any with your standards just hanging out around doing nothing...

I mean thats a conundrum there... are they off with some other, easier, 9.98 stock broker or will they risk frostbite on their barely clad nipples standing out by your white pickets just eager to get chance at your anaconda...



I bet it even glows when you unzip...

Reading people's attempts to be funny on this board is extremely painful...

i agree you are not funny at all!

Yea.. charge them. You got girls and you got money. lol

Invite them in for twinkies and just charge $10 for the food.

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...it_10Nov06.jpg

That last post is classic, but hey even big girls need loving two, maybe 3? lol

do you know so much about this process with fatties from expierience? sounds like it to me! :1orglaugh

ok i decided to charge them $20 each i will post updates.

Hope you bought the jumbo bulk package of ding dongs and twinkies or you're going to have a bunch of angry women on your hands.