Brain Of An Italian:
 

This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

An Italian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for
the loan officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two
weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the
bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Italian man
handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of
the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out.

The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Italian man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest, which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Italian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the brain of the Italian ... This is why Italy is shining.

Hahahahaha, niiiiiice

Smart and not the maxwell kind

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

>This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA. *

i heard the same story but the guy was jewish

i heard the same one too, but the guy was french

Ferrari's are italian
so he was either italian
or a jew, french, iraqi, whatever nationality who born and raised in italy :1orglaugh

nice story:)

this is one of the stories which are told ALL around the world in 474654654654546 editions

I heard it was a white guy.

Viva Italia

I heard it was a chinese guy.

Yeah Thats ITALIA :)

oh that is awesome!

That is a fuckin' sweet story.... haha

that's great! I love it

That was a friend of mine ... lol

heard the same thing except it was a blonde

I heard the same story but it was a horse and a saloon.

Lmao..very clever..good story

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Duh it was a WOMAN. kthx :D

so this story only works for ethnic people then?

"BADA BING!!!!!"
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...vivaitalia.jpg

Yeah, everyone knows us yankees are stooopid! ;)

Yup, here it is all over google

And here it is all over yahoo


Still a good one though :1orglaugh

good one :1orglaugh

i heard it but with an indian guy

I like it
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I heard it but with a robot guy.

Lies...Im sure if the bank took your car as collateral (parked on the street),they would nail you with all kinds of service charges/storage fees.

nice story. don't care wether true or not.

i heard the same one with a blonde....

Jesus is in jail atm!

RACIST!

Sorry... :1orglaugh

A blonde can't be that smart

She is the best Milf ever now!

it just works ;)

I don't think so

I heard the same thing but it was a priest, a rabbi, and a goat.

urban legend :winkwink: