I want advice for tonight having first date with girl from america
 

To my friends in GFY I tell you about tonight. It is to be my first date with american girl and I am having nervous. What is the right way to act with this kind of girl because I want to not make to much mistakes and kill the only time we might get sexy together. Give the advice.

Girls everywhere are the same.. All they want is to give you a rim job

learn the fucking language before meeting her

Don't be too nice and don't appear too interested. Once you have triggered the "YES! he is kissing my ass" reflex, they'll walk all over you.

Make her drunk and she will do the sex with you!

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Wear a robe and a crown. Take her out somewhere expensive. This shows her that you are rich and mighty and can take care of her. You help her sit down in her chair (=You're a gentleman), then you piss a circle around the table so everyone knows that's your property for the evening. If someone crosses your pissmark, bark at him to show authority (women dig that). If he doesn't step back because of your barking, throw poop at him to teach the bastard respect. To prevent people from crossing your border in the first place, go around, proudly displaying your testicles. This shows that you have high self-esteem and have no problem with sexuality.

This way you'll have the girl all for yourself the entire evening and the robe, crown and expensive food will do the rest.

Good luck!

Since you're a fan of classic rock, try some Boston or maybe the Eagles to relax. Oh, and get ready for her to steal your soul.

American girls just like money. If you have plenty, you'll do fine. They're all gold digging whores.

I'm sure you know, American women are some of the most forward and direct women in the world.

These women expect, no, demand that their men take what they want.

Give her what I like to call, "Surprise Sex", she will love it so much she will arrange another date for you to "court" her.

Thank you mortenb my friend with this post. What is it about to rim job because i don't familar with the word. Is it about sex?

It is just a tasty treat for the lady.

Use the bowling ball grip.

Thank you escorpio my friend for your cents. Is this the rim job treat? I am try to do good for date tonight. I will let you know she woman is very good to look for and body is so good to you would spit.

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We Gon' Make Love (Until You Wake Up)

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DO NOT hold the door open for her american women like a man that dont give a shit about them

walk with a limp, o and it aint walking it GANGSTA LEANIN

grab your cotch alot, women like a man that can handle his unit

order steak for yourself and a salad for her, american women like a man that can help them stay fit

constantly talk about sexual expieriences with other women, this will in turn show her you are good in bed, american women like that

make her pay for half of the bill, american women are independent and will be offended if you try to show she cannot pay

DO NOT LICK HER PUSSY, remember american women like a strong pimp, there should only be you getting head and ONLY fuck her unless she begs for it

DO NOT kiss her, american women want to feel used, and that way they will come back for more

constantly check out other women, american women like a man that is in demand.

hope i could help o and GOOD LUCK!

Thank you ganbangjoe for comments and I no that my English is beyond the par. But I am working to make it sound better and do the best there is with the English I retain. You seem a big time for GFY and maybe I will hit with you in future time. Also the girl will go out with me when she knows this time how my English is anyway.

Thats what I heard ...

most people nailed it on this one.

dont be too nice [just a little]
act disinterested [itll draw her in closer]
get her rip roaring drunk and provide a rufee coloda upon request.

Just remember, if she smokes, she pokes...

Thank you for this advice to you Lycanthrope but how will it be that you can get to like her you with not be interesting to her to?

You just need to give compliments and that's it

genius :winkwink:

sounds like how I met my wife.

Hide Wallet!:2 cents: :thumbsup

Well this will work for sure here yet. :winkwink:

1. You can talk just don't let her read anything you have written.
2. Never buy a girl just a drink. You must always buy her a drink and a shot. Let alcohol do the work for you.
3. Treat her like a princess in public and a whore in the bed.

Judging from my experience with a guy like that yesterday what you are saying is totally true.

What a fucking classless asshole he was... and he picked up TWO chicks.

Ok godisdead... i do not to understand every of what your write but it says you are very funny so thank you for the advise here for now.

Always answer her question with another question. Or repeat what she just said and turn them into a question. But appear you're trying to contemplate what she says.

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American chicks, particularly the dumb blond self-centered cunts, my favorites, have a tendency to talk, talk, talk .... this is conditioned behavior, knowing they will be ball-gagged later in the evening.

In normal dinner conversation your little angel is likely to use some of the following words and phrases .....

"poop-chute"
"take the chowder"
"ass to mouth"
"Neiman-Marcus"
"never snowball on first date"
"sugar daddy"
"toss my salad"
"make me write bad checks"
"sore back door"

Ignore them, ignore her, she will be flattered you don't care .......

Splash some water on your crotch, tell her she makes you wet ......

Drive to your room at Days Inn, if she hesitates tell her it's the same room Jim Morrison once threw-up in.

Get ball-gag, x, vodka, vaseline, red bull, rubber gloves, from motel vending machine .....

You are about to score your first American Babe!


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Thank you the ghost. I am to try fleetwood mac for now but maybe later to go to the Eagles. I think it is good to try. :winkwink:

Allow her to talk and don't answer too many questions directly.

Act like you know what you want. Tell her that you're doing something and allow her to join you.

Don't take her to a movie or some place loud and don't spend a bunch of money on her.

LOL funny thread

if you go to dinner, order her food for her...grab her ass alot

Whip your cock out and try sticking it in her mouth at dinner! American girls love for you to do this! :winkwink:

Sex doesn't always have to be on the first date. Keep it cool, man.. :)

yeah, i agree
most girls want some challenge

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! this just made my friggin day HA!

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The ansers here on post was most helpful one and made me very for lucky date tonight!

this must be the lamest fake nick ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^ This is the only truly, correct answer.


Although, I do like the "surprise sex" thing.

Here's what worked for me: don't look interested, fuck her backdoor, come all over her face and fly away. Of course, don't call back. Wait to hear from her...Trust me, you can't go wrong. If you need some backgroung music, "What is Love?" is definately the song that'll do.

Best advice yet, and so sadly true ...
If you're lucky, she'll just lose interest.

SEXY TIME!!! :thumbsup
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Thank you pornopete my friend. But never can i do to wear one thong. Will not do. It is blue jean for me only.