My Shrink tells me I have too much sex , I need to calm down...
 

What should I do?:helpme :helpme

wake up?... :)

Calm down?

in your case, shouldn't it be : PALM down?


har har

Stop bsing him about getting sex and tell the truth!

my cock has a mind of its own i cant control it

Just bang your shrink...that should resolve the issues :)

* I hope it's a chick for your sake

Use it or lose it. If you don't bang enough your prostate is going to get big like a grapefruit and you'll have trouble pissing.

I'd stick with the more sex and less prostate.

I think someone is getting carpal tunnel syndrom in the right wrist :1orglaugh

Cialis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing you get free fleshlights or it would cost you a bundle :)

I'm addicted also

You could return the farm animals to their rightful owners...

:-)

why fuck when you can masturbate?

Just do what your heart tells you

get'r dun

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Find another shrink........

your a ruled by your PENIS

Isolate your right hand from your penis...

switch on your brains .

get a new shrink...

If it's 'negatively' affecting your work or some other area of your life... maaaaaaaybe

Most shrinks are repressed anyways...I'd take what they had to say on that topic with a big grain of salt.

Stop taking the cialis? When you're 50 that shit'll do nothing for you... You're going to be in BAD shape.

start taking xanax....

.... or get a female shrink you are attracted to and have sex with her

He already takes xanax. :1orglaugh

just relax and take it easy

start banging midgets

cut it off

he's lying, keep going

keep your hands in your pockets and you'll be alright ..

You? Sex? Nah.

watch barnie!:1orglaugh