Have you ever played Captain Save A Ho?
 

i did once.

it feels like shit when you realize what a dumb ass you were.

I probably did once if its possible for a girl to play that role (thats why I am Wonder WOman), however Danielle, APN Phil and I have seen someone very recently play this role to a T with a GGW girl in SF.

Captain Save a Hoe lives on people! :1orglaugh

no way. you kid! you kid!


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never played it .... link??

since i'm a potential victim i'd stay away from this :2 cents:

Spending money on women is not unusual when you are well off. Then it's not considered tricking but just a part of the game. Only when you are broke is it something a sucker would do.

If you do it, just make sure you are getting plenty of pussy out of the deal. If not then you are a sucker regardless of how much money you have.

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true. now i'm knowing this and actualy can do it the game way. but i dont.

when i was 21 i was stupid and believed in all that fuzzy love crap.

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No NO.. for reallllll!

This guy was AWESOME. I wanted to get him the whole superhero outfit to go with the hoe on his arm.

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We dont have many hookers here so, no

go grab a e40 cd :1orglaugh

Yes. And I learned my lesson. What a valuable lesson it was.

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h is a, Ah is a
Should I save her (I wanna be saved)
Ah is a, Ah is a
Should I save her (I wanna be saved)
Ah is a, Ah is a
Should I save her (I wanna be saved)

[B-Legit]
It's 1994 and fools need to miss me be savin' these foes
You know how these tricks be, be buyin' em' clothes
Wanna taxi those on vogues with the beat
And have em' sittin' next to em' in the front seat
But not B see I'm a hog up out the V
And my motto is bust a batch and hit the throttle
To the smoke talkin' on my Okie doe
World wide I got a clydes up in Tokoyo

[E-40]
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that fool name? (Captain save a hoe main)
More faster than a speeding bullet
To put on his cape and scared
I put the fake the fake the funk the funk
To me that's not the way to do it
Captain mutha-f em' Save a soul came to me
Flexin' just like a little ol' batch
All up in front of my company
Had to check him fast with an ear check dump and pumpin'
Talkin' to him while I'm beatin' him down
Pumpin' fear talkin' bout partner you gone retrospect something here

[Hook]

[D-Shot]
Mr. Super-Snitch, Mr. Super-Trick
Yeah, you wanna kill me cause I tossed ya chick
You should had your cape on tight that night
Cause a brother like the Shot sho plugs em' right
And now yo batch is straight callin me lovin me
On the under for the porno star that I be
And don't you come in my face with that trick shhh
Ya betta try some more shhh

[E-40]
I got the gift to grab any batch
That I want but I don't
Cause batches now a days will get you caught up in some funk
Oh no, I'm not tryin' to save you girls 'n
How come when I was broke you wasn't brown nosin'?
The other day you see me smobbin' down magazine
With some ol' sucker in your car lookin' at me mean
I stopped in the middle of the street
Reached under seat to grab my heat

Man that's the same ol' buster
that I got into it with at the club last week

[B-Legit]
Man them suckers can't fade
They batch made
And so they start
But suckers with no heart
Don't want no part to this
Fool rollin' with the Funk Mobb
And when it's funk
The pump will spit them double laws
So what you doin' when we roll through you hideout
I let my mack get off and then I rides out
With your as* there smokin' like a dope fiend
You savin em' man and that's batch thang

[Hook]

[Suga-T]
I'm lovin' tricks when I'm pimpin'
And even snitches just for my riches
Captain Save Me, it's all good if ya slippin'
It's all good as long as ya payin' yeah
It ain't my fault if you get sprung off my land
I'm takin' GA checks, go to the bank Hank
If ya comin' faulty, you get ganked main
Long as a trick comes fallin' down
That gets me all upset to put on my suit and clown

[E-40]
But make that man take care your kids
Make that fella call your kids his
Make that mark get out there and work
Make him fool buy you a Brinun Burk
It's all part of that sucker take care of me
Crevice whipped fool come save me
Batches out there be on the look out
For Captain save em' though
Cause he's savin though

[Hook]

[Captain Save a Hoe]
Ha ha
Yeah baby, what's up you wanna get your hair done
Come on let's go down to Lee and Kim Nail's
We can get your nails done, get your hair done
What about your kids? How many kids you got? Two?
Ah, yeah that's cool we can go feed and cloth them kids
We can go down and get the hook up at Durant Square
Yeah baby I do anything for ya
Want you phone cranked on, I can get it cranked on to my name
Matter of fact I get you a cellular phone and a pager
We can get that package deal down there at Cellular One
Baby I'm here for you I got you

werd
http://pornacre.com/sluts/capn-pimp.jpg

2hp

I did one time on Clearwater beach. Some dude was pounding on a girl . I went over and pouned on him. When the cops came she and the guy told them i attacked them. I left in handcuff's :mad:

Ouch that sucks. I had a similar incident where I tried to get a drunk girl out of a potential gang rape situation. Needless to say I got I started a nice brawl and got her and snuck out.

i did it once too, stripper with a 3 year old, she was 19, lol

never again

My last girlfriend, and you know her.

Hahaha.. is that like Captian Caveman?

been there, done that, bought the uniform.

like Tony said... never again.

as long as you dump them before you do anything stupid, like marry them.. thats the worst move ever! i didnt do that, but she did move in with me for less then month, i thought, good, she can strip and make some money.. WRONG!!! all she did was sit on her ass, smoke menthols (whats up with strippers and menthols) and not do a god damn thing.. nixed that shit real quick