A Joke For You
 

A school teacher says to her kids:
There are 3 birds sitting on the ledge. If I shoot one, how many would be left. Billy says there would be 2 birds left if you shoot one.

The teacher says: Good for you Billy thats right.

Johnnie puts up his hand and says: if you shoot one bird the rest of them would fly away so there would be no birds left at all.

The school teacher says: well actually your wrong Johnnie, if I shoot 1 bird there would really be 2 birds left but, I like your way of thinking.

Johnnie says to the school teacher: There are 3 blondes sitting on a park bench eating ice cream. One is licking it, the other biteing it and the other is sucking it. Which one would you say is married?

The school teacher says: well I guess it would be the one sucking it.

Johnnie says: no, it would be the one with the ring on her finger but, I like your way of thinking.

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